Ask a guy who just suffered through a prostate exam anything.

[ziggy]

Answer to question #1
yes it hurts.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/prostate_gland_digital_rectal_exam.jpg

[Keetch]

No way I'm letting some dude do that to me. NURSE!

[ziggy]

No way I'm letting some dude do that to me. NURSE!

Unfortunately it was a dude. That made it even worse

[Ghost Kat]

Was there dinner and a movie first?

Did you atleast get a lolli pop for being a good little boy?

[BIGCatBobcat]

OK, does he just poke it and he's out or is it like a feel around try and flip a quarter situation?

[dnbman]

Ask a guy who just suffered through a prostate exam anything:
A found poem.

yes it hurts.
No way I'm letting some dude
do that to me. NURSE!
Unfortunately
it was a dude. That made it
even worse.
Was there dinner and a movie first?

Did you at least get a lolli pop
for being a good little boy?

Boris Diaw.


by DNBMAN.

[ziggy]

Was there dinner and a movie first?

Did you atleast get a lolli pop for being a good little boy?

No dinner, no movie, no lollipop...Not even a damned McDonalds Happy Meal

[ziggy]

OK, does he just poke it and he's out or is it like a feel around try and flip a quarter situation?

They poke about twice as far as your worst nightmare... They reach up there somewhere around halfway up your ribcage :hypo:

[ziggy]

Ask a guy who just suffered through a prostate exam anything:
A found poem.

yes it hurts.
No way I'm letting some dude
do that to me. NURSE!
Unfortunately
it was a dude. That made it
even worse.
Was there dinner and a movie first?

Did you at least get a lolli pop
for being a good little boy?

Boris Diaw.


by DNBMAN.

Pure Shakespeare :biggrin:

[Keetch]

5 things you don't want to hear your doctor say while giving a prostrate exam:

1. "That's not my finger, heh"
2. "WHOA!"
3. "Your ass is looking nice, have you been working out?"
4. Does it hurt when I do THIS?!
5. ARRRRGGGG UUMMPH

Sorry last time I swear I caught my doc smiling; and I'm still disturbed by it.

Prostate exams should be voluntary...as in:

Doctor: "...your blood pressure is looking good....would you like a prostate exam today?"
Patient: "NO!"

[Chef]

get even by eating a large bowl of bran flakes and three cups of coffee about an hour before.