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Some of mother nature's most bizarre and creepiest creatures

http://i47.tinypic.com/2l8i1ht.jpg

http://i.livescience.com/images/061128_bat_face_02.jpg


http://lh6.ggpht.com/abramsv/SBAxYSdoyLI/AAAAAAAAPQY/vabaIoVGOhs/s800/pmicrohd2.jpg


http://lh3.ggpht.com/abramsv/SBAxkidoydI/AAAAAAAAPSo/Tl7C5IuhfPw/2096362755_7eb911881d_o.jpg?imgmax=512


http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2347/wtfisthisaq8.jpg


http://i50.tinypic.com/122no95.jpg


http://marielleleigh.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/star-nosed-mole.jpg


http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb12/Anthis_/temp/leafhoppers/3189595473_2d2407f495.jpg


http://i49.tinypic.com/6zpy4p.png


http://deepsquats.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/camel-spider-fly-tying.jpg

http://hande.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/cimg6699a.jpg

[Dcarnys]

Thank you ziggy for giving me nightmares. jk but seriously wtf???

[Fred Williamson]

I don't know but most of them looked photoshopped to me. Anyway, I would shit in my pants if I would open my garbage can and find that monster from the first picture inside of it.

[Chrystos]

Oh god! What is that thing in the first picture?

[Toocool]

Just so you know, if you are somewhat underaged, please IGNORE this post. If you don't get my sense of humour, then you suck because Aussie humour > American humour.

Name: Camel Toe Garbage lobster
Scientific name: Chuck Norris Lobster
Enemies: Bruce Lee Crab

Diet:

It's diet consists of mainly the Maine's Redclaw's mascot. Other things he feasts on are Lakers/Cavs bandwagoners, Fine Ham Biscuits and assorted lizards, cats, dogs, rabbits and fowls. Humans are known to be hunted by this crustacean by it being epicly ninja and being one with nature, or in this case the garbage bin.

Hunting Technique:

As such, when the prey (normally one of Ziggy's numerous hoe's who's hes tired of) is taking out the trash and lifts the bin, the crustacean round house slap's the hoe with his beasty claw, before latching onto the face of the prey, and taking a piss in the prey's face. The piss is actually a strong superglue which sticks the crustacean to the prey's face, and as such the crustacean is stuck to the prey, no matter how hard the prey pulls at it. The crustacean will then use its Chuck Norris strength, and pull the Hoe into the bin where it will feast on the hoe. It will then take its ninja form again by hiding against the side of the bin.

Location:

It is the size of Ziggy's garbage bin and hangs around his house. Ziggy has yet to call the Bruce Lee crab to get rid of the crustacean, but I'm sure he has a backup plan.


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Seriously now, those are some pretty whacked up creatures. The star-nosed Mole is pretty ugly, but the only one i can identify.
Ziggy, where's the Candiru?

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Name: Camel Toe Garbage lobster
Scientific name: Chuck Norris Lobster
Enemies: Bruce Lee Crab

Diet:

It's diet consists of mainly the Maine's Redclaw's mascot. Other things he feasts on are Lakers/Cavs bandwagoners, Fine Ham Biscuits and assorted lizards, cats, dogs, rabbits and fowls. Humans are known to be hunted by this crustacean by it being epicly ninja and being one with nature, or in this case the garbage bin.

Hunting Technique:

As such, when the prey (normally one of Ziggy's numerous hoe's who's hes tired of) is taking out the trash and lifts the bin, the crustacean round house slap's the hoe with his beasty claw, before latching onto the face of the prey, and taking a piss in the prey's face. The piss is actually a strong superglue which sticks the crustacean to the prey's face, and as such the crustacean is stuck to the prey, no matter how hard the prey pulls at it. The crustacean will then use its Chuck Norris strength, and pull the Hoe into the bin where it will feast on the hoe. It will then take its ninja form again by hiding against the side of the bin.

Location:

It is the size of Ziggy's garbage bin and hangs around his house. Ziggy has yet to call the Bruce Lee crab to get rid of the crustacean, but I'm sure he has a backup plan.

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That's freaking awesome. LMFAO. But could Bruce Lee defeat Chuck Norris? If not, Ziggy could bring in Gerald Wallace, he could beat both of them at the same time along with the Camel Toe Garbage Lobster :biggrin:

I love Aussie humor. Jim Jeffries is one of the funniest people alive.

"A note to lesbians, if there are any here, and I'm assuming there aren't since laughter isn't your thing, but if there are, if you hate men so much, stop dressing like them. You never see a Jew dressed up as a Nazi." - Jim Jeffries.

Aussies FTW.