The Official Gentlemen's Club of BobcatsPlanet

[ziggy]

This needs to happen.

Which one should it be?

[Dunk]

I've heard that Uptown Cabaret is the best in town. I'll have to check it out to see for myself. The couple others that I've been to...not that impressive.

[ND22]

Tried to go to Crazy Horse in Wilmington once. After hearing I would have to pay $40 and sit in the front with a red T-shirt on, I bolted for my taxi driving away.

So...I wouldn't recommend that place.

[Toocool]

Aus is where all the good stuff is at...except the NBA =[

[ziggy]

I've heard that Uptown Cabaret is the best in town. I'll have to check it out to see for myself. The couple others that I've been to...not that impressive.

Give us full review.
There is probably plenty of food and alcohol to go around now since Sean May is no longer hanging out there 24/7

[teej]

If I heard correctly from Steve Martin, Boris Diaw is now the owner or part owner of Suite at Epicentre. At the very least, it's Lexy's favorite club judging by his FB posts.

Anyone been there?

[Ezell]

lol my sister has stripped at 2 out of the 3 already mentioned...whore:facepalm:

[SWedd523]

lol my sister has stripped at 2 out of the 3 already mentioned...whore:facepalm:

pics or its not true :g:

[ziggy]

lol my sister has stripped at 2 out of the 3 already mentioned...whore:facepalm:

Maybe she could become the official table dancer of BCP :g:

[Fred Williamson]

lol my sister has stripped at 2 out of the 3 already mentioned...whore:facepalm:

pics or it didn't happen.

If some of you guys decide to come to Europe any time soon, holla at me, I can recommend you some pretty cool places here in Amsterdam. http://www.weedforums.com/images/smilies/rasta.gif

[BRNC]

lol my sister has stripped at 2 out of the 3 already mentioned...whore:facepalm:

I'm going to try and be nice here...maybe she's trying to work her way through college...:biggrin:

[ziggy]

lol my sister has stripped at 2 out of the 3 already mentioned...whore:facepalm:

Hey Ezell,

The psyche of adult dancers has always fascinated me. does she do it because she loves the money, enjoys the attention, is it low self esteem, is she trying to get back at her parents, or does she just like to shake it?

What is it that makes her do what she does?

[LiquidWayno]

legendary thread. i can see it coming. does she refer to herself as a dancer or stripper? what name does she perform under?

[ziggy]

Does she make a bunch of money??? Or has the economic downturn effected her too?


I have so many questions :biggrin:

[Dunk]

If I heard correctly from Steve Martin, Boris Diaw is now the owner or part owner of Suite at Epicentre. At the very least, it's Lexy's favorite club judging by his FB posts.

Anyone been there?

That club requires a membership and is somewhat exclusive. I've been trying to get in for like a couple of years. You gotta be an investment banker, a professional athelete, ridiculous hot or know one of the above to get in pretty much.

[SWedd523]

That's it. Ziggy, I think it's time for an interview. One of those "meet your neighbor" type deals

[Ezell]

Alright i suppose i can answer a few questions about her..lol
shes deffnatly not doing it for college she's 30 and has four kids....all of whom im watching right now for my other sister who has custody of them.
Shes currently unemployed because she tends to fight other strippers in the first week of employment as a rule of thumb....
her stripper name is "Yasmin"....
when she does work (and highly suspect she does some "overtime") she can come home with 3 grand a night...
as for why she does it?
Shes just a dumb criminal bitch who coulden't do anything else.

Suppose that's it

[kickazzz2000]

That club requires a membership and is somewhat exclusive. I've been trying to get in for like a couple of years. You gotta be an investment banker, a professional athelete, ridiculous hot or know one of the above to get in pretty much.

huh? You talking about Suite the club at epicentre? Doesn't sound like it judging by the riff raff I see in there (myself included :biggrin:)...

[kickazzz2000]

pics or it didn't happen.

If some of you guys decide to come to Europe any time soon, holla at me, I can recommend you some pretty cool places here in Amsterdam. http://www.weedforums.com/images/smilies/rasta.gif

thats.just.not.fair

[ziggy]

THREE GRAND per night!!!

damn.

[Ezell]

well i think the 3 grand was more like her personal record night lol

[SWedd523]

Epic. Stripper.

She fulfills almost every negative stereotype about exotic dancers. Dude that's so awesome!

BOSS: Whats your name?
YASMIN: I'm Yasssminnnn
BOSS: Sounds good, you go on at 10

(10 pm)
YASMIN: *dance dance dance* Wait, what did you say to me ho?! Oh helllllll naw I'm gonna beat your ass!! *punch punch, hair pull, scratch, hair pull, punch*

(11 pm)
BOSS: Yasmin, I'm sorry we gotta let you go
YASMIN: Whateva!

[Ghost Kat]

Stripclubs round here have no standards and neither do the people going to them. We have strippers soskinny you can see the thong in between their flat butt cheeks. We have strippers with muffin tops and baby belly'z.

[Ezell]

Epic. Stripper.

She fulfills almost every negative stereotype about exotic dancers. Dude that's so awesome!

BOSS: Whats your name?
YASMIN: I'm Yasssminnnn
BOSS: Sounds good, you go on at 10

(10 pm)
YASMIN: *dance dance dance* Wait, what did you say to me ho?! Oh helllllll naw I'm gonna beat your ass!! *punch punch, hair pull, scratch, hair pull, punch*

(11 pm)
BOSS: Yasmin, I'm sorry we gotta let you go
YASMIN: Whateva!
wow... its like you know her....
also she has my name tattooed on her arm :facepalm:

[Toocool]

THREE GRAND per night!!!

damn.

Well...there's always gay bars in America right?
I'm sure the boys over there will be happy to help you wax ur chest, legs and armpit hair then put you in a nice pink bikini so you can shake your thing. If you pull more than 3 grand a night and your not doing Overtime, you could be called 'the legendary pink bikini man'

[spectre]

Well...there's always gay bars in America right?
I'm sure the boys over there will be happy to help you wax ur chest, legs and armpit hair then put you in a nice pink bikini so you can shake your thing. If you pull more than 3 grand a night and your not doing Overtime, you could be called 'the legendary pink bikini man'

:hysterical:

The potential for pictures to support this post is endless!!!

[ziggy]

Well...there's always gay bars in America right?
I'm sure the boys over there will be happy to help you wax ur chest, legs and armpit hair then put you in a nice pink bikini so you can shake your thing. If you pull more than 3 grand a night and your not doing Overtime, you could be called 'the legendary pink bikini man'

lets see now, male stripper or I.T. guy :g:


I think i'll keep the gig where I don't have to wax my chest.

[Dexmor]

gentlemans club is another word for stripclub.

[spectre]

gentlemans club is another word for stripclub.

REALLY? :o

Seriously...best club I've ever been to was Rachel's in West Palm Beach. It's like a mini Playboy club and the women are awesomely...nice. Florida also doesn't have that topless only regulation.

[Ampsportsduo]

3 grand a night made me google sex change. Of course my boxing out hips would become birthing hips, so I may be looking at about $45 a night, so probably not worth it.

I'm going to guess that this thread is the one Michael Thompson clicks on the most, with absolutely zero chance of him posting in it.

[ziggy]

I have yet another question :biggrin:

How is she maintaining a stripper's figure after having 4 kids? Does she have some kind of secret female super-soldier genetics?

[Toocool]

lets see now, male stripper or I.T. guy :g:


I think i'll keep the gig where I don't have to wax my chest.

I'm sure girls like a bit of chest hair, there's still hope for you :g: