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Toocool
03-08-2010, 05:39 AM
As the sole aussie on this board (as far as I know), I'm out to get you yanks to prove that Australia is better than America. That Aussies > Yanks. So bring it! If you're man enough, step up to the plate. No dirty tactics, and if you make some random reference to some random American, I won't get it.

To start things off easily.

Australia is better than America because we have the best special forces unit (SASR) in the world.
ND22
03-08-2010, 08:26 AM
http://photos.upi.com/Olympics_2008/b554cae04f7a691c8e0ba23cc7d15187/Basketball-USA-vs-Australia_1.jpg

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/82545867.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA548A49F24C708920E84 7492423B8627445CB74CFB41C96E6768

http://sports.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/usa-basketball-olympics.jpg

:biggrin:
ND22
03-08-2010, 08:30 AM
On a side note however, I am a sucker for Australian accents, which is why I'm in love with Claire from Lost.

http://iloveboyswhosparkle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/emilie-de-ravin-20070131-205159.jpg

You win the accent catagory!
Toocool
03-08-2010, 10:47 AM
That entire NBA basketball team is offset by:

http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/sarah-palin-1.jpg

Australia also has:


http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Victoria+Secret+Supermodel+Miranda+Kerr+Launches+y i8KPtLkmGil.jpg
Kind of hard to find a non-raunchy picture of Miranda Kerr =P.
WarioVsMooChicken
03-08-2010, 01:18 PM
Your censorship laws and your overall being very similiar to an extreme America's south?
SWedd523
03-08-2010, 03:25 PM
Rangers, Seals (DEVGRU), Deltas, Night Stalkers, Green Berets...


SASR? I think not.
teej
03-08-2010, 03:30 PM
Your censorship laws and your overall being very similiar to an extreme America's south?

This.

And the fact that if we went to war with you, it'd be about a week before all that you guys had left were some Aborigines that passed out because we gave them a sip of Bud Light.

And you guys use cunt way too much, it has no meaning.

But you aren't the only Aussie, Slam is from Australia but is currently in Canada. IIRC.

But Aussies are still awesome, we're just better. :D
ND22
03-08-2010, 04:18 PM
Your founding fathers:

http://newagecentury.com/images/austpion%28s%29.jpg

Our founding fathers:

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/patriot-1.jpg
Toocool
03-08-2010, 08:43 PM
Your censorship laws and your overall being very similiar to an extreme America's south?

I know jack crap about censorship. All I know is that we have censorship for games :facepalm:

Our founding fathers were all criminals, hence we're all gangsta. You guys had to ship slaves from Africa to look gangsta.

FYI Swedd, SASR was rated number 1 Special Forces Unit in the world.
SWedd523
03-08-2010, 09:04 PM
Rated the best by who?
teej
03-08-2010, 09:49 PM
I know jack crap about censorship. All I know is that we have censorship for games :facepalm:

Our founding fathers were all criminals, hence we're all gangsta. You guys had to ship slaves from Africa to look gangsta.

FYI Swedd, SASR was rated number 1 Special Forces Unit in the world.

All the original colonists here were criminals too. The northeast was settled by those who were against the church of England, and a few southern colonies were mostly big prison colonies.

And you'd know more about censorship if you came here :biggrin:
SWedd523
03-08-2010, 09:50 PM
Also, America = hegmon
Marvel
03-09-2010, 12:54 AM
On a side note however, I am a sucker for Australian accents, which is why I'm in love with Claire from Lost.

http://iloveboyswhosparkle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/emilie-de-ravin-20070131-205159.jpg

You win the accent catagory!


I hate Australian accent,it's fucking corny
ND22
03-09-2010, 01:10 AM
I hate Australian accent,it's fucking corny

Well we'll have to agree to disagree here. I think its hot.
Toocool
03-10-2010, 01:23 AM
People are mixed about the aussie accent. Just like the english accent. Some find it hawt, some find it not. I personally find it epicly annoying.

Teej, one day I do plan to come to America (tank the 26? hour flight) to get there just to watch the Bobcats play. Studying atm, so no money for anything :facepalm:. Stupid Uni fees are damn expensive.
ND22
03-13-2010, 11:45 AM
Toocool, what's the overall take on American accents in Australia and England?
CarolinaBlue704
03-13-2010, 04:47 PM
People are mixed about the aussie accent. Just like the english accent. Some find it hawt, some find it not. I personally find it epicly annoying.

Teej, one day I do plan to come to America (tank the 26? hour flight) to get there just to watch the Bobcats play. Studying atm, so no money for anything :facepalm:. Stupid Uni fees are damn expensive.

When it comes to the ladies,I'm not a fan of the Aussie accent.But if you come to America Toocool,I think you'll find that most American women love the Aussie accent.

You may need a bat to keep them at bay.
ND22
03-13-2010, 09:00 PM
When it comes to the ladies,I'm not a fan of the Aussie accent.But if you come to America Toocool,I think you'll find that most American women love the Aussie accent.

You may need a bat to keep them at bay.

Yeah I'll back this up, my friend and I went to a party once and used English accents, and immediately we became the center of the party haha.