Reasons to hate the Orlando Magic

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1. Their starting center is incapable of controlling himself around porn stars.

http://sportsbybrooks.com/dwight-howard-shows-mary-carey-his-magic-wand-26817

Please continue :cool:

[CatNation]

2-100. Matt Barnes

[Give Me Redick All Day]

1. Their starting center is incapable of controlling himself around porn stars.

http://sportsbybrooks.com/dwight-howard-shows-mary-carey-his-magic-wand-26817

Please continue :cool:

Well if we're doing personal attacks, I guess you could put Thug Action Jackson on there for attacking a fan in the stands?

Yes, no, maybe so? At least Dwight doesn't have that sort of character flaw... like a drunk on a bender. He just likes porn stars... good for him, he's a DUDE.

el oh el. :rolleyes:

[Toocool]

Well if we're doing personal attacks, I guess you could put Thug Action Jackson on there for attacking a fan in the stands?

Yes, no, maybe so? At least Dwight doesn't have that sort of character flaw... like a drunk on a bender. He just likes porn stars... could for him, he's a DUDE.

el oh el. :rolleyes:

Cpt. Jack has a Ph.D in Thuganomics.

Please know what you're talking about before you post. Jack went into those stands to save Ron Ron because he believed he was being threatened.

[Ezell]

Well if we're doing personal attacks, I guess you could put Thug Action Jackson on there for attacking a fan in the stands?

Yes, no, maybe so? At least Dwight doesn't have that sort of character flaw... like a drunk on a bender. He just likes porn stars... good for him, he's a DUDE.

el oh el. :rolleyes:
Bruh you sound like Jack got you scared to go to game...
Im sincerely sorry our shooting guard makes you ineligible for attendance in the first round because your scared hes going to come into the stands and steal your whack ass.... i will give you reddick all day.... ill keep jack.

And go ahead my grammar sucks...

[teej]

I don't hate the Magic. THey have too many guys I like. Adonal Foyle, Barnes and Jack ran the Golden State Book Club together. I've always liked Pietrus. Vinsanity is a Tar Heel, so I can't hate him. Superman is funny as shit, and is a lot better of a guy than Shaq. Only guys they have I don't like are Redick and Gortat.

[Give Me Redick All Day]

Bruh you sound like Jack got you scared to go to game...
Im sincerely sorry our shooting guard makes you ineligible for attendance in the first round because your scared hes going to come into the stands and steal your whack ass.... i will give you reddick all day.... ill keep jack.

And go ahead my grammar sucks...

Well, I don't drive through the ghetto at night, so I wouldn't expect to run into Jax. But I'll be at the game. Should be fun.

Oh, and your grammar sucks. :p

[Give Me Redick All Day]

Cpt. Jack has a Ph.D in Thuganomics.

Please know what you're talking about before you post. Jack went into those stands to save Ron Ron because he believed he was being threatened.

So Jackson's a successful babysitter? Good to know he has something to fall back on, since this basketball thing hasn't been working out for him.

[Ezell]

Basketball hasen't worked out for him?
He gets paid millions.... he has a ring....?
ehh fuck it we play today..

[polarcat]

Back on topic ---

I hate the Magic because they jumped ahead of us in 2004 to select Jameer Nelson. Don't get me wrong about Felts....love him, but I really wanted Nelson that year after selecting Okafor. Technically, I guess I could hate them because of the entire 2004 draft. They got Superman and Nelson and we got the eventual Tyson Chandler. :bleh:

[ammofan]

A reason to hate the Magic: Therestupid fans come on BobcatsPlanet to talk trash.... :p

[davcbow]

I hate Orlando because they arent Bobcats...:biggrin:

[Ghost Kat]

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o179/bucktown1999/stufflean1.jpg

I hate Orlando because their mascot is the gayest dragon known in captivity

[polarcat]

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o179/bucktown1999/stufflean1.jpg

I hate Orlando because their mascot is the gayest dragon known in captivity

WINNER!! All I can think about when I look at that dragon is Big Gay Al from South Park.

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Wow, that mascot is even gayer than Valentine's day cupid outfit Rufus.

[davcbow]

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o179/bucktown1999/stufflean1.jpg

I hate Orlando because their mascot is the gayest dragon known in captivity


ROFLMAO Guess thats what you call gay magic...:biggrin:

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Another reason to hate the Magic. their fans can't hold their liquor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL-l3kIo0Rc

[kickazzz2000]

Back on topic ---

I hate the Magic because they jumped ahead of us in 2004 to select Jameer Nelson. Don't get me wrong about Felts....love him, but I really wanted Nelson that year after selecting Okafor. Technically, I guess I could hate them because of the entire 2004 draft. They got Superman and Nelson and we got the eventual Tyson Chandler. :bleh:

Don't hate the Magic for that, hate that fucktard Bickerstaff who gushed about Nelson and made it so goddamn obvious.

[Brown'sTown]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the most hateable player of all time. And what the hell is going on in this picture?

[SWedd523]

I can't hate Dwight (see below ;)) and I can't hate the Magic in general because they were my rebound team after the Hornets left and before the Bobcats came to be.


They do, however, have a gay name and mascot.

[BRNC]

The person that thought up the "mascot" for the magic..good grief...and they went with it...even worse...:facepalm:

[BIGCatBobcat]

100% the magic are the GAYEST (sorry if you're a homosexual and are offended by the derogatory use of the term GAY) team, mascot, city (ever been to disney?), city (seriously, have you been to that area of Florida), state (old and can't vote/shouldn't be allowed to drive), NO good players that anyone on a national basis can really get behind and like. No team has ever had better luck in the lottery, over the last what? 15 years they've had 4-5 of the best players and LOST them. Best run they've had? Last year? Whoopie, so enjoy playing in front of 20k retirees then come on up here to Charlotte and see what a real playoff crowd is gonna be like. Scuse me i have to go fight a guy.

[Give Me Redick All Day]

100% the magic are the GAYEST (sorry if you're a homosexual and are offended by the derogatory use of the term GAY) team, mascot, city (ever been to disney?), city (seriously, have you been to that area of Florida), state (old and can't vote/shouldn't be allowed to drive), NO good players that anyone on a national basis can really get behind and like. No team has ever had better luck in the lottery, over the last what? 15 years they've had 4-5 of the best players and LOST them. Best run they've had? Last year? Whoopie, so enjoy playing in front of 20k retirees then come on up here to Charlotte and see what a real playoff crowd is gonna be like. Scuse me i have to go fight a guy.

I guess the requirements for being a "writer" on the Bobcats Forum are pretty lax...

Cool vocabulary, bro.

Back on topic... "Bobcats?" Sounds like a lame attempt at quasi-machismo. Or you could just take it as you're all a bunch of pussies? I like the latter.

[BIGCatBobcat]

I guess the requirements for being a "writer" on the Bobcats Forum are pretty lax...

Cool vocabulary, bro.

Back on topic... "Bobcats?" Sounds like a lame attempt at quasi-machismo. Or you could just take it as you're all a bunch of pussies? I like the latter.

from a guy with a big ol "JJ" in his name here, you're pretty sharp. You guys dont have your own message boards? My vocab would seriously haunt your dreams, I'm 7 beers in and headed to the bar. If you have legit things to say...that's right "things"

[PouncingBobcat]

from a guy with a big ol "JJ" in his name here, you're pretty sharp. You guys dont have your own message boards? My vocab would seriously haunt your dreams, I'm 7 beers in and headed to the bar. If you have legit things to say...that's right "things"

I think DUI's in the Charlotte Metro Area are going to spike today. :rolleyes:

[SWedd523]

Are we really talking about names?

http://www.buckmanager.com/media/images/2008/01/bobcat-attacks-deer-bp-3.jpg




http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_12XpBm0IMkQ/SSNY9tDyADI/AAAAAAAABWA/PW1d32y6zkQ/s400/mickey_mouse.gif




Definitely think ours is better

[PouncingBobcat]

Darn !!! That cat has some hops !!! Look at that elevation !!! Plus, he's bringing his playoff game face !!! ;-)

[BRNC]

Hey SWedd...that 'Cat looks familiar...:p

[CarolinaBlue704]

I guess the requirements for being a "writer" on the Bobcats Forum are pretty lax...

Cool vocabulary, bro.

Back on topic... "Bobcats?" Sounds like a lame attempt at quasi-machismo. Or you could just take it as you're all a bunch of pussies? I like the latter.

I guess the requirements for being a "troll" on the internet are pretty lax...

'Cause if you had to pass a test to troll on the internet, you would get a F.

[Marvel]

Give me "Re dick" all day is super gay.Or how about Give Me Youredick All Day.

I don't hate Orlando, i don't like them either.

And Shaq is so much better than Dwight.

[CarolinaBlue704]

Give me "Re dick" all day is super gay.Or how about Give Me Youredick All Day.

I don't hate Orlando, i don't like them either.

And Shaq is so much better than Dwight.

Shaq and Penny Hardaway would absolutely crush this current Orlando Magic team.

If only there were a time machine.

[SWedd523]

http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/photos?gameId=300418019&photoId=589173#photo_589555



Orlando Magic cheerleaders have hairy armpits.

[Give Me Redick All Day]

With the way the word "gay" gets thrown about around here, I'd think you guys are a bunch of homophobes.

Sorry we beat you today, you put up a valiant quarter. I give you guys Game 3, first game at home, in front of a raucous crowd, lot of energy, you deserve a playoff win. But that's it. For every run you made, we countered.

Our TEAM played very well. Without Dwight and Vince, we won. That's the trademark of a good TEAM.

But God damn if I don't love watching you guys play. I really do. Save for Jax, I like everyone on your squad.

I can haz Gerald Wallace? We'll trade you Adonal Foyle. Straight up.

[SWedd523]

Keep in mind Meer played insane in the first half and Pietrus made a ton of clutch/lucky threes. Had those missed, the game would have been much different. Still though, I didn't expect a win especially considering our nerves from our first playoff game. I think we'll see a lot more one-on-one coverage for Dwight with Theo and Tyson (who played tremendously well) and less crashing from the perimeter. This is definitely something that should have been done from the get-go, but hopefully they'll realize it and make adjustments.

I wish ol' boy Dwight played better. I might have to revise "My Five". :paddle:

[Give Me Redick All Day]

Keep in mind Meer played insane in the first half and Pietrus made a ton of clutch/lucky threes. Had those missed, the game would have been much different. Still though, I didn't expect a win especially considering our nerves from our first playoff game. I think we'll see a lot more one-on-one coverage for Dwight with Theo and Tyson (who played tremendously well) and less crashing from the perimeter. This is definitely something that should have been done from the get-go, but hopefully they'll realize it and make adjustments.

I wish ol' boy Dwight played better. I might have to revise "My Five". :paddle:

Dwight will bounce back. Mark my words. I mean, Hell, it's not like his presence WASN'T felt, what with his Bill Russell like performance on the defensive end. But yeah, after a mediocre game like that, he ALWAYS has a great NEXT game.

Vince will be... ummm... VINCE, I guess. I just hope he attacks the rim more, and maybe gets some calls, and stops committing stupid fouls himself.

Meer was out of his mind, but honestly, I don't expect too much of a drop-off. He's on a mission this year, having missed all of the playoffs, save for his limping performance in the Finals. He won't get 30ppg, but he will be solid.

Shard is clutch, and Peaches ALWAYS plays well in the postseason.

Our team played well... I liked the resiliency.

It'll be a good series, for sure.

[Toocool]

Dwight will bounce back. Mark my words. I mean, Hell, it's not like his presence WASN'T felt, what with his Bill Russell like performance on the defensive end. But yeah, after a mediocre game like that, he ALWAYS has a great NEXT game.

Vince will be... ummm... VINCE, I guess. I just hope he attacks the rim more, and maybe gets some calls, and stops committing stupid fouls himself.

Meer was out of his mind, but honestly, I don't expect too much of a drop-off. He's on a mission this year, having missed all of the playoffs, save for his limping performance in the Finals. He won't get 30ppg, but he will be solid.

Shard is clutch, and Peaches ALWAYS plays well in the postseason.

Our team played well... I liked the resiliency.

It'll be a good series, for sure.

There's two sides to you. A trolling faggot and a half-decent guy. If you stuck with the half-decent guy and not being a trolling faggot, it would save alotta ego flying around.

[gforce33]

lets go cats


nelson.....
If we can slow down him
we should win this game

[jdsingar]

Dwight will bounce back. Mark my words. I mean, Hell, it's not like his presence WASN'T felt, what with his Bill Russell like performance on the defensive end. But yeah, after a mediocre game like that, he ALWAYS has a great NEXT game.

Vince will be... ummm... VINCE, I guess. I just hope he attacks the rim more, and maybe gets some calls, and stops committing stupid fouls himself.

Meer was out of his mind, but honestly, I don't expect too much of a drop-off. He's on a mission this year, having missed all of the playoffs, save for his limping performance in the Finals. He won't get 30ppg, but he will be solid.

Shard is clutch, and Peaches ALWAYS plays well in the postseason.

Our team played well... I liked the resiliency.

It'll be a good series, for sure.

Yeah I am not counting on Dwight not showing up on the offensive end again. The Hack a Howard seems to work fairly well, but he will make more free throws. He will also power his way to more points. I don't think Vince will shoot that badly again either, but it's hard to count on him. What a giant pansy. He's not even trying to shake his rep.

I think this series will be as good as an Eastern Conference 1st round series can be. That isn't saying a lot.

[WhatAboutBob_cats]

Is this not reason enough?
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/11/fullj.d6110ba89812068be831336e3f88ae82/d6110ba89812068be831336e3f88ae82-getty-98307638fm061_bobcats_magic.jpg

[spectre]

Wallace to Challenge Howard at the Basket in Game 2 (http://nba.fanhouse.com/2010/04/19/wallace-to-challenge-howard-at-the-basket-in-game-2/#cntnt)


"Nobody on this team is afraid to attack the basket, or attack him,'' said Bobcats forward Gerald Wallace Monday after a short workout. "He's a shot blocker. We're a team that attacks the rim. We can play above the rim just like he does.''

Instead of being deterred by Howard's nine blocked shots in Game 1 -- which led to a 98-89 Magic victory -- they are buoyed by the foul trouble that limited him to just 28 minutes and allowed them to almost steal a win in the closing minutes.
"We will keep going at him. If he blocks 20 shots, he blocks 20 shots,'' Wallace said. "But he'll have to work for it.''Love the attitude. We took the loss last night and we've turned it into a positive. I expect way better results Wednesday night.

[Give Me Redick All Day]

There's two sides to you. A trolling faggot and a half-decent guy. If you stuck with the half-decent guy and not being a trolling faggot, it would save alotta ego flying around.

Hey, thanks buddy.

But don't worry, I'll be out of here in 4 more games. Then you won't have to deal with either side of me.

[Is this the "trolling faggot" side?] Interesting. HA-HA (inside joke).

[teej]

Love it, Crash. Now go out there and tell LB double teaming isn't necessary and we'll be all set.

[Ghost Kat]

Pietrus looks like a extra from Dawn of the Dead

But so does Theo Ratliff