The soon to be gargantuan Random Thoughts Thread

[SWedd523]

It always amazes me how we don't have an OT thread. Every other forum I've looked into has a thread of this nature. So here we go. Let's try and make this the biggest thread on the site? :D

If you have any random thoughts that have no place in any other thread, post 'em up here.




I'll start: http://soundcloud.com/ is an awesome websiite. Click that link and scroll down to the bottom and "Explore Tracks" They've put together some really cool stuff.

[ziggy]

Are you sure that you're ready for the random thoughts that run through my brain?

My random thought of the moment: Who would win in a knife fight, Aretha Franklin or Bob Denver from Gilligan's Island?

[teej]

^I don't know, but I like Aretha Franklin in any eating contest that doesn't feature Sean May or Eddy Curry.

[SWedd523]

Urethra Franklin allllll day

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/08/01/health/adam/1122.jpg


EDIT: The kidneys even look like little boxing gloves

[SWedd523]

I can't get over how much Stan Van Gundy looks like Ron Jeremy.

http://listentoleon.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/stan-van-gundy-ron-jeremy.jpg

[SWedd523]

and for that matter:

http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/vince-carter.jpghttp://static.open.salon.com/files/vagina_costume1256088681.jpg

[Toocool]

I always have random thoughts. It produces random stuff, such as my "ode to the fine ham biscuit."

This time, I wonder who would win, an elephant or a rhino if they charged each other :g:

Points to consider:
-Elephant is bigger
-Rhino is built like a moving tank
-Rhino has one bigass horn, elephant has two bigass tusks (assuming African poachers haven't stolen them yet). For arguments sake, they have their tusks.
-Rhino can charge like a bull.
-Elephant is relatively calm.

I would say a Rhino, but I'm biased cos I reakon Rhino's are awesome. Who wouldn't want to be a huge tanky animal with stumpy legs and a bigass horn.

[May4prez]

What if it is an oliphant. The war elephants from Lord of the Rings.


I always have random thoughts. It produces random stuff, such as my "ode to the fine ham biscuit."

This time, I wonder who would win, an elephant or a rhino if they charged each other :g:

Points to consider:
-Elephant is bigger
-Rhino is built like a moving tank
-Rhino has one bigass horn, elephant has two bigass tusks (assuming African poachers haven't stolen them yet). For arguments sake, they have their tusks.
-Rhino can charge like a bull.
-Elephant is relatively calm.

I would say a Rhino, but I'm biased cos I reakon Rhino's are awesome. Who wouldn't want to be a huge tanky animal with stumpy legs and a bigass horn.

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I always have random thoughts. It produces random stuff, such as my "ode to the fine ham biscuit."

This time, I wonder who would win, an elephant or a rhino if they charged each other :g:

Points to consider:
-Elephant is bigger
-Rhino is built like a moving tank
-Rhino has one bigass horn, elephant has two bigass tusks (assuming African poachers haven't stolen them yet). For arguments sake, they have their tusks.
-Rhino can charge like a bull.
-Elephant is relatively calm.

I would say a Rhino, but I'm biased cos I reakon Rhino's are awesome. Who wouldn't want to be a huge tanky animal with stumpy legs and a bigass horn.

I renamed the thread just because I'm silly as Hell :biggrin:

... and my money is on the Rhino, They are some truly badass creatures.

How about this:
One Silverback Gorilla with a chain saw

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f119/realredsalbum/griller1.jpg

versus

12 very hostile Doberman Pinschers

http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss355/emporio70/doberman.jpg


Who ya got????

[SWedd523]

Who draft Tim Tearbow with Jimmy Clausen and Colt McCoy still on the board?

[Marvel]

Terminator "Salvation" was the worst piece of crap i've ever seen.An embarrassment to the Terminator franchise.

That plastic bag scene on American Beauty is one of the most hilarious BS scenes i've ever seen.Kudos to Seth MacFarlane for writing a scene to expose that on a Family Guy episode.

The Native Americans discovered "Popcorn"

Soundwaves are very fascinating.How they travel through space and have an effect on our mood is astonishing and phenomenal.

[bing!]

I like pretty women.

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The 100 greatest Wire quotes of all time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sgj78QG9Bg

[Dcarnys]

Is it a bad thing to laugh at a friend's friend when I hit her car?

[SWedd523]

Only if you don't like her.




Strawberry yogurt is tha shit.

[Toocool]

I laugh at people's misfortune. On the scariest thread where Ziggy posted a picture of a spider eating a lizard, first thing I did was laugh at that lizard. My friend walked into a pole, i was laughing my head off.

It's always funny when the joke's on them.

As previously said before, an Oliphant would beat a rhino, but a rhino would beat the elephant. A rhino is also very tanky, I kind of want a small Rhino as a pet...would be awesome.

[bing!]

When considering pe(s)ts, one can't go wrong with gryphons... they're awesome.

I wish I had wings... I'd poop on people's windshields with impunity.

[Toocool]

When considering pe(s)ts, one can't go wrong with gryphons... they're awesome.

I wish I had wings... I'd poop on people's windshields with impunity.

Griffin. Not gryphon. As you can see I love my Heroes of Might and Magic, so its Griffin.

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^ you'd think so, but you'd be wrong.

... anywhoo, my gryphon would kick your griffin's ass any time of the day, behold...

... my boy:

http://i42.tinypic.com/2q223de.png

... and your KFC dropout:

http://urngarden.com/images/blog/griffin5.jpg

...

If I were Mr.T, I'd pity you.

[SWedd523]

I have a huge crush on Selena Gomez

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I have a huge crush on Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez has a huge crush on me :biggrin:

[teej]

I think that the following two videos are among the best, ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlzoL-wQwio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krrWeyJFsoY

Debate if you wish, bitches :D

[Marvel]

Rappers who flash/show off,throw around their stacks of money on their music videos and rap about how rich they are is a sickness that can't be contained.

24 is the best show on tv right now.Jack Bauer is the modern day Jesus Christ.

[SWedd523]

selena gomez has a huge crush on me :biggrin:

shut your face!

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shut your face!

I can't help it... all women lust for Ziggy :biggrin:

[ziggy]

1970s era Pam Grier... Heavy sigh.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/280053.jpg

[Dcarnys]

I think that the following two videos are among the best, ever.

the first one always makes me laugh.
And Top Gear is one of my Favorite shows :biggrin:

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http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/meat_enterprise.jpg

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http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/861/hawkroll.jpg

[SWedd523]

Manu Ginobili has a maxi pad taped to his nose.

[SWedd523]

Tonight's dinner.................................. yumm :)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs089.snc3/15719_1266800358731_1491450069_30576645_2871553_n. jpg

[ziggy]

Swedd,

That looks much healthier than the quadruple double-down

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/20090902-KFC_Quadruple_Down_2.jpg

[ziggy]

I wonder if you have to work a 40 hour week if you live on Planet X?

[bing!]

I've just realised somethin'... white boys can't jump. Damn my vertical.

[Toocool]

It sucks to be short. I can touch the backboard, and am halfway to the ring...if I was 6 foot I could touch the frigging ring. Sucks that both my parents (especially my mum) are short.

[Dcarnys]

It sucks to be short. I can touch the backboard, and am halfway to the ring...if I was 6 foot I could touch the frigging ring. Sucks that both my parents (especially my mum) are short.

I hear ya there, shortness sucks.

[ziggy]

If your life depended on it, do you think you could score 1 basket against Lebron James in a game 1 on 1 to 15 points?

[SWedd523]

If your life depended on it, do you think you could score 1 basket against Lebron James in a game 1 on 1 to 15 points?

Without a doubt

[teej]

If your life depended on it, do you think you could score 1 basket against Lebron James in a game 1 on 1 to 15 points?

All it takes is getting a good look by stepping back, and if I have 7 tries (he'll score every time), then I know I can get it.

[bing!]

If HIS life depended on not allowing any baskets, then no, sir... not in a million years could you score.

[Toocool]

I could possibly take him. Possibly. If i'm lucky, my step back jumper will be happy and I'll knock it down. Otherwise, I'll drive to the basket and pump fake him until i get the damn ball in.

[Dcarnys]

Depends on how much LeBron has been drinking that night. If nothing then I don't stand a chance.

[SWedd523]

The Denver Nuggets have to be the most tatted up team in the league.

http://www.grafxhq.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jrsmith.jpg

http://tattooloaders.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/carmelo-anthony-tattoos.jpg

http://www.eviltattoo.com/celeb/birdman1.jpg

http://tattooloaders.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/kenyon-martin-lips-tattoo.jpg

http://beritabasket.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/renaldo_balkman.jpg

http://athletetattoodatabase.com/img/wiki_up/chauncey.billups2.jpg

http://athletetattoodatabase.com/img/wiki_up/anthony.carter1.jpg

[teej]

"If your family tree has a rope hanging from it, you might be a redneck"

Gotta love Warren Sapp.

[ziggy]

For 10 million dollars, do you think that you could survive 90 seconds in the ring with the most dangerous man in MMA.


-- Anderson Silva --


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaNOSMWFQEQ

[Toocool]

For 10 million dollars, do you think that you could survive 90 seconds in the ring with the most dangerous man in MMA.


-- Anderson Silva --


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaNOSMWFQEQ

Wouldn't make 20 seconds. I'm farrrrr too small for anything like that.

[dnbman]

For 10 million dollars, do you think that you could survive 90 seconds in the ring with the most dangerous man in MMA.


-- Anderson Silva --


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaNOSMWFQEQ

Survive? Yes. Would I be spending the first milli on surgery and rehab? Probably.

[Marvel]

Ip Man 2 just hit cinemas

[ziggy]

I think that without some sort of weapon, he would knock any of us unconscious inside of 20 seconds.

[dnbman]

I think that without some sort of weapon, he would knock any of us unconscious inside of 20 seconds.

You didn't say anything about consciousness. You just said survive. I may be in a month long coma, but I think I could survive.

Immortal technique:

http://wlarmadillo.com/armadillo1.jpg

[ziggy]

You didn't say anything about consciousness. You just said survive. I may be in a month long coma, but I think I could survive.

Immortal technique:

http://wlarmadillo.com/armadillo1.jpg

I think that after losing consciousness in the first 20 seconds, he could easily kill his target in the final 70 seconds.

[Fred Williamson]

For 10 million dollars, do you think that you could survive 90 seconds in the ring with the most dangerous man in MMA.


-- Anderson Silva --


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaNOSMWFQEQ

I can guarantee you, if you don't have any experience in fighting, you won't survive 90 seconds in a ring with a professional MMA/UFC fighter or boxer. 30 seconds maybe, but 90 seconds is a lot of time for them to single handedly beat your ass to death. There's so much strength behind those punches and kicks can it can literally crush your head into pieces.

I know a guy who once picked a fight with a professional boxer and it took the boxer only a few jabs and one uppercut to send his half-dead ass to the hospital. Now imagine 90 seconds with a guy like Silva, that would be your death sentence

[SWedd523]

I'd survive the full 90 seconds without taking a single hit. $5 mil to me. $5 mil to him. Sounds like a good deal to me.

[bing!]

I'd get naked and chase him around for 90 secs doing 'the choppah' with my... thing. Mind you, I'm pasty.

[ziggy]

why does this commercial creep me out so much?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPCOsyxSkH0

[ziggy]

OK, no thanks on the milk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDrkjusGe5k

[ziggy]

Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive thru ATM machines? :g:

[ziggy]

Twitter #tittytuesday

Wow, Really?

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http://img59.yfrog.com/img59/7348/onyag.jpg

[bing!]

Ptolemy was wrong!

http://www.o--rly.com/owl_orly.png

Purge the Apennines!

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Porcupine -vs- Pit Bull







Porcupine Wins










http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/attachment-1.jpg

[Dcarnys]

actualy it looks like Mike Vick won.

[bing!]

Listening to Intronaut and watching the Euroleague Final Four... Ricky is one mean & swift motherfucker.

[SWedd523]

Too bad he can't shoot to save his own life. He'd be so much more dangerous if he had a reliable J.

[bing!]

He's improved his outside shot to +40%, though still remains true to his flat-footed atrocity of a J.

Random thought of the moment... my left nostril is stuffed, the miners are in place and are ready to wreak havoc!

[SWedd523]

Hit Girl is so badass.

[bing!]

^ do you solemnly vow to save yourself for her (unless you're already spent out :evil-grin:)?

[SWedd523]

It's a little too late for that :p

[ziggy]

I ran the 4th 5K of my life today with my daughter.

today was a good day. :)

[Toocool]

Today, I managed to get out of bed, and even run to the fridge. It is an even better day.

[ziggy]

Anybody need a double-wide?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI

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http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/epic-fail-name-fail1.jpg

[teej]

Right up there with Holden Cox...

[SWedd523]

Right up there with Holden Cox...

Nobody wants to know your stage name dude

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http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/epic-fail-name-fail1.jpg

^ ok, could someone explain this one cause I 'failed' to grasp it (unless it has something to do with xenophobia??)

EDIT: google to the rescue... ewwww

[ziggy]

Here is one more for you.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/epic_diving_fail.jpg

[teej]

Nobody wants to know your stage name dude

Hahaha no that's some kid's name at my school. True story.

[bing!]

http://i43.tinypic.com/e64pjd.png

^ this is what I'd make during computer science classes when boredom would strike (MS Paint + 'edge detection' filter); I made a dozen of these, but, sadly, lost most of 'em.

The middle toe on my right foot is making funny clicking noises when I try to bend it.

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The middle toe on my right foot is making funny clicking noises when I try to bend it.

Does the toe look like this?

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/6toes2.jpg

[bing!]

^ wait, what the?

[SWedd523]

I've driven over 800 miles this week. I've also driven 9 different vehicles.



I'm not getting paid nearly enough :facepalm:

[ziggy]

I've driven over 800 miles this week. I've also driven 9 different vehicles.



Were any of them as pimped out as these?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeNNZtws1Lk

[ziggy]

Does the toe look like this?

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/6toes2.jpg


7 > 6 :biggrin:

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/7-toes.jpg

[Toocool]

http://birthdayshoes.com/media/blogs/bdayshoes/womens_vibram_five_finger_bikila_pink.jpg
I'm sure you can customise these...monstrocities to your every wish and bidding...even those with more than five toes :biggrin:.

[teej]

I hate ontological proofs.

"Teej would like to [sleep with] Ladycat Jordan."
"Swedd 'is' Ladycat Jordan."
"..."

Swedd, dude, not cool.

LMAO.

[bing!]

^ so many fallacies... it's been a while since I last took logic.

[ziggy]

The coolest link that I've clicked on in a very long time

http://primaxstudio.com/stuff/scale_of_universe.swf

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^ damn, this brought me down to scale (figuratively... and literally :P) just like that BBC's 'Space' documentary (if you haven't seen it yet, do so).

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http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/image-4019_4BD15BF4.jpg

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/anti-locke-brakes.jpg

[Muttley]

I ran the 4th 5K of my life today with my daughter.

today was a good day. :)
Ziggy, I haven't been on the OT-Forums in a while, but I notice the date of the 5k was the 8th, and since you say you ran it with your daughter, was it the "Girls on the Run" 5k?

[ziggy]

Ziggy, I haven't been on the OT-Forums in a while, but I notice the date of the 5k was the 8th, and since you say you ran it with your daughter, was it the "Girls on the Run" 5k?

Yep, that's the one :)

[Muttley]

Yep, that's the one :)
Cool! I ran it with my little sister (she's 17; we were just running for the fun of it). My fiance is a GOTR volunteer at a school in Raleigh. It's a good program.

[bing!]

Here's Jeff's best game as a Bobcat... and a lemon.



http://i48.tinypic.com/ek5e29.png

http://www.thenervousbreakdown.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ttar_lemon_v.jpg

[Toocool]

I'm glad I wasn't a Bobcats fan around the dark ages of FHB and McInnis. Saved me alot of young grey hairs spouting out.

[SWedd523]

Women have replaced Asians as the word driving demographic in America.

[Marvel]

I was watching Ellen(TV show) today and there was a question presented to some dumbass bitch who was from Los Angeles.The question was "what sport does Kobe Bryant play" and honest to god she was "aaahh,mmmm aaahhhh".She didn't know the answer in the end.
I swear Lakers fans are the most cosmetic,fake, dumbest in the world,next to the Euopean fans.

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http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/Kobe_Bryant_and_Lebron_James_in_thi.jpg

[Fred Williamson]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/Kobe_Bryant_and_Lebron_James_in_thi.jpg

damn, Kobe looking really bulked up in that pic

[ziggy]

This is clearly the best way to learn CPR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyW5O1eShqU

[SWedd523]

I am currently hauling 12,000 pounds of wood on a flatbed. That's 6 tons. That's 12 Sean Mays.

[Toocool]

I am currently hauling 12,000 pounds of wood on a flatbed. That's 6 tons. That's a Sean May.

Fixed. Haven't you seen him recently?

[teej]

Someone shoot me. I just signed up for Formspring. smh

http://www.formspring.me/teej92 if you want it...

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http://www.gifsoup.com/view/309016/how-not-to-catch-a-spider-o.gif

[ziggy]

Skateboarders maiming theirselves entertains the hell out of me :biggrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgDyvjY5AVQ

[Toocool]

Oh yeah Ziggy? I got something that can beat that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9etanOtQ0go

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http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/4333068306_68e5838d97_b.jpg

[Toocool]

http://files.sharenator.com/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

[SWedd523]

Animal Cruelty at its finest (worst)

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Animal Cruelty at its finest (worst)

Here is one where the Bull won...

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/article_torero.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1LY9T4FyI

[Toocool]

Holy cow. Did that stick into his neck and out of his mouth? If so...holy crap. I didn't see an explosion of blood though...would of expected one if it did pierce.

Edit: I can conclude that he did get his neck pierced by the species organicmalecowicus, and is either dead or has a massive massive scar on his neck. Still...That was...horrible. I've seen worse though...a kid with his face split in two vertically...that was...wow.

[SWedd523]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=733_1274832458





L.M.F.A.O.

[ziggy]

Maybe its just my twisted humor, but last night's Big Baby concussion was the funniest shit that I've seen in a long time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCJK1hPpLCE

[Marvel]

^Dudes tough though, he wasn't bleeding no cuts or broken noses.And the elbow bone is one of the hardest bones in the body.

[Toocool]

I gotta admire him for trying to get up to play the game. Sure he looked like a tool, but his heart was in the right place, and I respect him for that. He showed his professionalism right there by trying to get up to play on. That's a true team player, so good on him.

[teej]

The internet: Healing racial tensions everyday. :facepalm:

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x234/teejhoyt92/tumblr_kzn24y9ubc1qz4mn1o1_500.jpg

Number 8 seems a bit ironic, eh?

[SWedd523]

I just completely DOMINATED Detroit in 2k10. 137-60. They shot 35% and were 2/12 from deep. Outrebounded them 43 to 16 and they gave up 80 points in the pant. (The pick and pop with Dirk is unstoppable, pick and roll with Bogut is unstoppable)




Durant 31/4/3
Dirk 21/7/1
Bogut 13/11/5
Steph 20/4/4/1/1
Rondo 10/13/6/2/1

"Spark Plug" Buike had 15 in 12 minutes and Landry had 9 and 6

[ziggy]

This female makes us all look like wimps :facepalm:

Here she is squatting 321 pounds 10 times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r87D-JyichM

[Marvel]

Didn't think too much of "The Dark Knight".Heath Ledger-may he rest in peace- was brilliant as The Joker and one of the greatest if not best young actors of our time,but it was an average film.Hated Maggie Gyllenhall in it she can't act for SHITE.

[Toocool]

This female makes us all look like wimps :facepalm:

Here she is squatting 321 pounds 10 times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r87D-JyichM

She's gotta have legs of steel. Imagine how powerful and huge those thighs would be underneath that clothing...thunder thighs alert!

[ziggy]

this shit is legal, but marijuana isn't? :g:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kblGclToqR8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_PrQoLhf6Q

[SWedd523]

I'm taking some wood on a 2.5 hour trip to Blowing Rock so BRNC, you better have my welcome party ready! :p

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I'm taking some wood on a 2.5 hour trip to Blowing Rock so BRNC, you better have my welcome party ready! :p

^ wanna know how I'm in sync with my dementia... it's because I understood 'wood' in the quote above as 'wood' (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wood), which wasn't that difficult considering the 'welcoming party' remark at the end...

I need professional help.

[SWedd523]

No no you interpreted it correctly. BRNC is a real life pimp, he gets me great deals :D

[Toocool]

I'm going to experience what it's like to be somewhat of a Yank but not exactly. Heading to Canada in the next few days and pretty excited about it. Haven't really been out too much outside of Australia, been to places like Malaysia, Hong Kong, Singapore (you guessed it, I have female members in my family that love to shop and my mum holds the iron fist with money) but going to visit some relatives that I've never met before.

Since you guys are pretty close to Canada, when you call someone, do you say goodbye after your conversation finishes? I had a phone convo with my uncle that went something like this:

U (Uncle)
M (Me, as in the tooawesomeforwords Toocool)
Keep in MIND that I have a voice that sounds almost completely like my dad.

M: Hello?
U: *Dad's name?*
M: No
U: *Mum's name?*
M: No
U: *femalename*? (Protecting my sister from you pedos! Nah, not really she's older than that).
M: No
U: Jonathan?
M: No (FYI my name is Joel).
U: Okay.
U: *Hangs up*
M: What...no goodbye dearest uncle of mine...
M: Stupid Canadian...


Another time he called.

M: Hello?
U: Are your parents home?
M: No
U: Oh okay
U: *hangs up*
M: ...
M: Brilliant...

1 hour later.

M: Hello?
U: Are your parents home now?
M: No
U: *says something random that I don't understand* *hangs up*
M: ...
M: Wish the Americans beat you at ice hockey...

So I'm wondering whether my uncle simply has no matters, Canadians don't say goodbye after they call and whether my yankee bretheren say goodbye also.

In the words of a famous woman in Aus called Pauline Hanson, "please explain"

[teej]

We say goodbye, your uncle is just weird.

[SWedd523]

I have the worst sunburn ever...

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I'm starting to familiarize myself with Magic: The Gathering... (proverbial) God, help me.

[ziggy]

I have the worst sunburn ever...

I got sunburn for he first time in my life about 3 years ago.

As an African-American I thought that I was immune to sunburn... Apparently the sun in the Bahamas doesn't give a damn about my vibrant African pigmentation :rolleyes:

The top of my head peeled really bad. I also discovered that trying to scrub the peeling skin off of my head wasn't exactly the best idea.

Live and learn.

[SWedd523]

Back from the grave!


Okay guys. I went skydiving last summer as a graduation present and ended up talking my girlfriend into going tomorrow morning. Being an idiot, I decided to go through the AFF program. In other words, she'll be jumping out of the plane with an instructor strapped to her back while I'll jump....... by myself.



Again, I'm an idiot. :facepalm:

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Back from the grave!


Okay guys. I went skydiving last summer as a graduation present and ended up talking my girlfriend into going tomorrow morning. Being an idiot, I decided to go through the AFF program. In other words, she'll be jumping out of the plane with an instructor strapped to her back while I'll jump....... by myself.



Again, I'm an idiot. :facepalm:

How do I put this delicately.... You paid for another guy to hump your girlfriend all the way from the plane down to the ground?

[SWedd523]

Me? No. Her? Yes.

I'm making sure she gets the flamboyantly gay instructor. You know me better than that Ziggy :biggrin:

[Toocool]

Me? No. Her? Yes.

I'm making sure she gets the flamboyantly gay instructor. You know me better than that Ziggy :biggrin:

If he lays a finger on your woman, just taser him in the balls. Simple, effective and funny to watch as he squirms.

[SWedd523]

Some pics from my jump:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs227.snc4/38686_1358079200645_1491450069_30787044_3778457_n. jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs306.snc4/40660_1358079520653_1491450069_30787047_4916777_n. jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs255.snc4/40074_1358079800660_1491450069_30787051_3797034_n. jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs275.snc4/40074_1358079880662_1491450069_30787053_1935441_n. jpg

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Superman? :)

[teej]

Where is that?

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What happens if you pass out on the way down :g:

[SWedd523]

Superman? :)
Ain't got nothin' on me.



Where is that?
Chester, SC. Really nice place--great view from the air ;)



What happens if you pass out on the way down :g:
The reserve chute will deploy automatically at 2,000ft if you don't pull the main by then. If it malfunctions for whatever reason then...... goodbye? lol

[BlockParty]

Some pics from my jump:

Just make sure takeoffs=landings, unless we ever hire Sam I Am back, then charter a bigger plane and we will all join you...parachutes optional.

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http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/984465183_m3PGk-L.jpg

So.Much.Hilarity.

[Toocool]

Swedd, go get some more facial hair small boy :biggrin:.

How was it? I've always wanted to go sky diving, looks so fun (plus I'm a bit of an adrenaline junkie). Glad your still alive also and didn't pass out on the way down :D



And Bing, I don't get why it's funny :(. Please explain.

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The Bible, Moses and a (the) burning bush... in an MMORPG setting.

'Tis a video gaming spoof.

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Upon consideration, was your question brought about because you were offended? If so, think nothing of it.

[Toocool]

The Bible, Moses and a (the) burning bush... in an MMORPG setting.

'Tis a video gaming spoof.

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Upon consideration, was your question brought about because you were offended? If so, think nothing of it.

Ahhh, video game spoof. Didn't get it that's why I asked. Thanks for the clarification. And no, not cos I was offended. I knew it was a joke of some kind, but wasn't exactly sure.

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Not really a random thought, but a picture chock full of random shiggity.

* enjoy *

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/tumblr_l8z0vpGVgO1qz9uito1_500.jpg

[SWedd523]

First my Heels beat Clemson, then...................


http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs780.snc4/66027_1419863225207_1491450069_30919322_3197055_n. jpg



GO COCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[BigMike]

GO COCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

I am just glad the Panthers don't have the play the SC gamecocks.....

[SWedd523]

Let's bring this bad boy back!



This girl flat out murders RiForehead with this cover:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsRTr-KEtIE

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http://i55.tinypic.com/14tmsqr.jpg

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Why isn't the person who took this picture running like Hell?

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/6126/vukzy.jpg (http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/6126/vukzy.jpg)

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If I were to drill a hole from my location straight through the center of the earth out the opposite side of the planet, I would wind up in the Indian Ocean just west of Australia.


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