Too Funny

[ohara831]

Article from ESPN Magazine. They talk to NBA Player X to give them insight on the game and stuff behind the scenes. The question was about players who "stink".

"..I've heard Leandro Barbosa and Boris Diaw have a particular aversion to showering. Same with Shavlik Randolph. The smelliest stories in the league involve Adam Morrison when he was in Charlotte. I heard he kept a pile of dirty clothes in his car. He'd put them on right out of practice, then head straight for the team plane."

My gosh, when I heard people say that the Bobcats stunk, I thought they meant the way we played the game. I did not know they meant literally stunk. We have had the smelliest, and got rid of him. And we still have another of the smelliest! Well, the good news is now that when we hear them say that, we know they dont mean the way the Cats play ball! But I want to clarify one point. I dont believe in making fun of people with a health issue. But this is simply about not taking showers after sweating up a storm and wearing dirty clothes. Now that is just nasty.

[teej]

Haha wowwwww. I knew AmMo was a hippy, but not that much. Too bad they didn't play in the rain someday.

And Diaw is all over "beauty" products like that lotion and stuff, why can't he shower??

[Chef]

And Diaw is all over "beauty" products like that lotion and stuff, why can't he shower??

he's french

[Toocool]

Paris isn't the city of love. It's the city of yourcolognemustknockthatguyssocksoff.

Thus, Diaw is passionate about his massive usage of cologne, and of his slowly balding head. You take one whiff of him, and it'll burn your eyes stronger than a skunk that's farted in your face.

Ammo looks like a hobo, so it doesn't matter with him really.

[ammofan]

I mean really....did you guys not figure thats what adam did?

[ND22]

Wow, I'm surprised they haven't gotten a staff infection. Not showering after practice? Who does that?