Resign Sean May?

[jdsingar]

I know everyone is a bit split on his performance, but it could be worth a look. We could be in need of a backup PF. I'm not sure if it has been posted or not, but there is a great tracker that is on top of his free agent happenings :biggrin:

Sean May FA Tracker (http://www.sbnation.com/2010/6/2/1497492/lebron-james-free-agent-espn-sean-may-tracker-kings#storyjump)

[teej]

I just lost it. Hahahahhahahhahaha that's fucking hilarious. LMFAOOOOOOOOOO.

In-n-Out will be the deciding factor, I guarantee it. Sean stays!!!

[murphman]

I would feel better about bringing back Adam Morrison and having him play PF than bringing back May.

[Toocool]

Epic. +1 for the find.
Hell, I would play Lexi over May at the 4...atleast Lexi can jump.

[jdsingar]

Whoever created this is a genius. It is just like the Lebron page, but tailor made to Sean May. I loved a few things...

1. Brian Scalabrine is his perfect compliment.
2. May "loves" Chicago style pizza
3. Rose will personally feed May hahaha
4. Sean's team is handicapped

[Plowright]

He couldnt get playing time in one of the worst teams in the league... it would be embaressing if we gave him time

[ziggy]

Amour217 would be proud of that :biggrin:

[Veteran_Picksetter]

No lie, when Sean signed with Sacramento, I actually mapquested Arco Arena to the nearest Krispy Kreme store. I know that's awful, but I had to do it. Indeed there is a Krispy Kreme within driving range.

Actually, I heard through the grapevine that Sean really did try hard to lose the weight.....

I have the same problem Sean! Best of luck in turning things around, big guy.

[Marvel]

Maydar......:D Classic.

[SirBobcat]

Sean likes West Coast, In-N-Out ROTFLMAO

[jdsingar]

Speaking of May, I caught this card on eBay and i'm like WTF. It's an 09-10 jersey card...what is he doing on it? It would be a cool card to have without him there. I saw another variation that had him AND Juwan Howard on it.

http://cgi.ebay.com/DIAW-GERALD-WALLACE-DJ-AUGUSTIN-GAME-USED-JERSEY-35-/280515597344?cmd=ViewItem&pt=US_Basketball&hash=item4150085420

[bing!]

Why not sign the bastard for a minimum salary in case we lose one of our PFs in a trade or something.

I'm kidding... or am I?

[Veteran_Picksetter]

Why not sign the bastard for a minimum salary in case we lose one of our PFs in a trade or something.

I'm kidding... or am I?


Signing a guy who showed a low post game a few years ago and who seriously needs to prove himself? For the minimum?

I can think of worse ideas for us, honestly......

[ziggy]

If we re-sign Sean, we could pay his salary in these :biggrin:

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/google-krispy-kreme-cheeseburgers-8.jpg

[Chef]

If we re-sign Sean, we could pay his salary in these :biggrin:

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/google-krispy-kreme-cheeseburgers-8.jpg

that makes my heart and pancreas hurt at the same time

[ziggy]

that makes my heart and pancreas hurt at the same time

you don't consider thse donut-burgers a thing of beauty? :biggrin:

[BRNC]

What exactly did McMay prove with the Kings last year that would make anyone want to bring him back...:facepalm:

[SWedd523]

Not a damn thing, but he could definitely "fill a void" ;)

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What exactly did McMay prove with the Kings last year that would make anyone want to bring him back...:facepalm:

^ that he can play without utterly embarassing himself? :g:

What else can one expect from a player working for spare change?

Sean May + gastric bypass = win@PF :biggrin:

[Fred Williamson]

Damn Ziggy, that's disgusting :facepalm:

[DCW]

Hmmmmmmmmm The ITIS

[davcbow]

Not a damn thing, but he could definitely "fill a void" ;)

Yeah a void on the bench... :biggrin:

[DY_nasty]

A healthy, in shape Sean May is better than Boris Diaw.

(Now try and figure out if I'm serious or not.)

[kickazzz2000]

a healthy, in shape sean may

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[Fred Williamson]

A healthy, in shape Boris Diaw is better than a healthy, in shape Sean May

[Ghost Kat]

A healthy, in shape Boris Diaw is better than a healthy, in shape Sean May

I'm not to sure about that. I mean i seriously hate both players but Sean might be the better choice. Atleast Sean would play defense, rebound, and score in the low post. We have to hope and pray on game day that Diaw shows up. I can't believe i'm saying this but I'd rather have Sean May.....

I feel so dirty now :facepalm:

[dunnlx]

:biggrin: That's funny!!


If we re-sign Sean, we could pay his salary in these :biggrin:

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/google-krispy-kreme-cheeseburgers-8.jpg

[Veteran_Picksetter]

A healthy, in shape Sean May is better than Boris Diaw.

(Now try and figure out if I'm serious or not.)

I vote for "not serious."

That is just such an amazingly hypothetical situation. We all know we'll never see both of those players in shape.

Boris Diaw has proven that he can start in this league, at least for a season or two.

Can anyone really imagine Sean May starting in the NBA? He doesn't have the length needed to excel as an NBA big for 30-35 minutes a night--in shape or not.

[jdsingar]

This thread was never created to have a rational discussion about the remote possibility of signing Sean May. He should be in Puerto Rico soon.

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Sean May's gravitational pull distorts our perception of 'rational'... jd, we apologize.