ESPN is obsessed with Poop

[BIGCatBobcat]

Actually, i've been obsessed with this story all day. It's true everyone does it, but in competition, it's a big deal. It's intense, your body is often pushed to the limits and most athletes and competitors are so single-minded on the task that it's not really a big deal and as the writer says, it's actually kind of considered awesome.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=5651802

The story mentions the rarely talked about experience of Tony Stewart, during a race, where many fans follow on scanners and the tv and radio folks covering the event definitely do. He actually won the race. TV said he had "stomach cramps" and that a doctor was on site and they passed him medicine through the window the whole deal. He won, and as they do, the tv folks jump in his face as he exits the car. He went back to his hauler and they had to say something, they were expecting an interview...anyway, read the story.

The part that's killing me, and i've been googling on it for like 30 mins now, is that they mention a Panthers player got hit and lost control on that sphincter muscle in his home whites back in 2007. I can't for the life of me remember or find anything on it. Not that I'd like to call the guy out, it's just fascinating and disgusting at the same time!

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This is the greatest article in the history of articles.


And this summer, some of the New Orleans Saints began referring to their championship tilt with the Colts as the Super Bowel because of the unpleasant events that transpired before kickoff. "An NFL pregame locker room can be the most god-awful scene you will ever see or smell," says former Saints linebacker Scott Fujita, now with the Browns. "We are moments away from the Super Bowl, the highlight of our athletic lives, and pretty much everyone is in the bathroom just absolutely blowing up the stalls."

[BlockParty]

Running basketball camps...this is a clear CODE Brown CODE Brown

[BIGCatBobcat]

but who was the panther player? i mean if it was in-game someone must know. how can dude print that and not mention his name. Added level of immaturity: Scott Fujita (fajita, mexican food) now plays for the Browns....possibly the most often sports related used euphemism

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but who was the panther player? i mean if it was in-game someone must know. how can dude print that and not mention his name. Added level of immaturity: Scott Fujita (fajita, mexican food) now plays for the Browns....possibly the most often sports related used euphemism

Dwayne Jarrett maybe? I did some searching around carolinahuddle but had no luck finding the answer.

[BlockParty]

Maybe he was thinking about when Jake's drawers ripped open and he had to tape his cheeks back in after mooning America.