God Bless Cranston

[teej]

for throwing this in his write-up:



CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Boris Diaw (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players/profile?playerId=2167) arrived at the arena about two hours before tipoff riding a Segway. He maneuvered the motorized two-wheeler through the halls and drove it straight into the locker room.
It fit right in with the forward's eccentric, laid-back personality. It allows him to never get rattled, but his easygoing style at times can infuriate his teammates.

[Scottley Crue]

For Boris, that just makes it Saturday. Wait 'till he hires people to carry him in like an Egyptian king...that's when you know the fun has started.

[BlockParty]

And a bit after Cranston's tweet and exchange between Nazr and Boris:

NazrMohammed (http://twitter.com/NazrMohammed)

@theborisdiaw (http://twitter.com/theborisdiaw) I'm starving now and u forgot my sandwich lol about 6 hours ago (http://twitter.com/NazrMohammed/status/8410949350326272) via Twitter for iPhone (http://twitter.com/) in reply to theborisdiaw (http://twitter.com/theborisdiaw/status/8402284601942016)

NazrMohammed (http://twitter.com/NazrMohammed)

The wings were great RT @theborisdiaw (http://twitter.com/theborisdiaw): just landed, good thing i had time to get food at mortimer's before jumping in the plane.

[Plowright]

I think he should drive his segway onto the court in the pre game when they introduce the players. that would be so funny

[teej]

And a bit after Cranston's tweet and exchange between Nazr and Boris:

NazrMohammed (http://twitter.com/NazrMohammed)

@theborisdiaw (http://twitter.com/theborisdiaw) I'm starving now and u forgot my sandwich lol about 6 hours ago (http://twitter.com/NazrMohammed/status/8410949350326272) via Twitter for iPhone (http://twitter.com/) in reply to theborisdiaw (http://twitter.com/theborisdiaw/status/8402284601942016)

NazrMohammed (http://twitter.com/NazrMohammed)

The wings were great RT @theborisdiaw (http://twitter.com/theborisdiaw): just landed, good thing i had time to get food at mortimer's before jumping in the plane.

I don't think Boris "forgot" it...

And has anyone been to Mortimer's? Whatever it tastes like, Boris sure as hell likes it. Keeps him nice and trim-oh, wait. Nevermind. He owns a rich people's McDonald's...

[BlockParty]

And has anyone been to Mortimer's?

Stopped by there last night, not to eat, but to pickup a menu, I'll have to stop in sometime as it seems like a sandwich place. The funniest description is for a Starter:



Snerd's Heart Attack App
A montage of your favorite fried treats including jalapeno poppers, fried pickles, Mortimer's fries and chicken tenderloins. Served with a doctors recommendation, ranch and honey mustard.



The full menu is here: http://www.mortimerspub.com/mortimers-to-go-menu.pdf

[teej]

I gotta say, the Big Diaw sounds really good. Hell, most of their stuff looks really good. Though the doc's recommendation is probably very necessary!