The "Charles Oakley is SO Crazy" Thread

[amour217]

Charles Oakley is so crazy, he wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Charles Oakley is so crazy, he at the whole cake at his bachelor party....before anyone could tell him there was a stripper inside.

Charles Oakley is so crazy, he'll eat a homeless person if you dare him.

[dnbman]

Charles Oakley makes Chuck Norris sweat.

[SWedd523]

Charles Oakley is so crazy, the dinosaurs went extinct to avoid him

[teej]

Charles Oakley is so crazy, casinos don't ask MJ to pay off his gambling debt because Oakley stands next to him.

[SWedd523]

Charles Oakley is so crazy, he looked a gift horse in the mouth.

[dnbman]

Charles Oakley can't wear glasses because they crumble at his stare.

[dnbman]

Charles Oakley has his own line of Jumpman23 straight-jackets.

[dnbman]

Charles Oakley doesn't hear the voices in his head because they know to STFU.

[teej]

Charles Oakley is so crazy his motorcycle runs not on gas, but on fear of Charles.

[Boomer]

Charles Oakley is so crazy he can touch MC Hammer

[teej]

Charles Oakley is so crazy he can touch MC Hammer

Win.

We're done. New t-shirt idea found.

[amour217]

Unknown fact: in high school Helen Keller had 20/20 vision...until she once dissed Charles Oakley...

[Ghost Kat]

There is no Bigfoot....Thats Charles Oakley naked in the woods after a long night of drinking

[Boomer]

There is no Bigfoot....Thats Charles Oakley naked in the woods after a long night of drinking

haha love the sig monkey thing

[Plowright]

i asked Matt Rochinski to do an interview with Oakley as everyone seemed really excited to have him here. Go to http://www.facebook.com/#!/bobcats (http://www.facebook.com/#%21/bobcats) to see it! Its great that he listens to suggestions by the fans.

[timang]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0f1EsUVCIU

charles oakley is so crazy he'll slap you like a bitch, even if you are scottie pippen.

[JamieMcNeill]

Charles Oakley is so crazy that when he parties in Vegas he doesn't pull his own tooth out (The Hangover), he just breaks his own arm and then fights "some dumbass cops"

http://thehoopdoctors.com/online2/2010/06/charles-oakley-suffers-broken-arm-in-vegas-casino-melee/