EvetsMorrison15 turns 24

[EvetsMorrison15]

Zig, I checked my email hoping to find a Borders coupon/deal to take advantage of and I came across this email from bobcatsplanet.com

http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn461/SteveMorrison15/really.jpg

come on...you can do better than that. I mean, look at this website. It took a lot of thought, time, and effort to make. Including tossing space artwork away quicker than a hick-up (don't worry. I'm over it.) But this birthday wish is lacking some real...give-a-fuck.

This birthday wish looks like it was typed by SmarterChild.
This birthday wish looks like it was actually typed by a typewriter.
This birthday wish looks like Lyndsay Lohan wrote it with jail utensils.
...so easy a caveman can do it
This birthday wish looks like it was created in WordPad. And I say WordPad because Notepad has standards. Something WordPad and the birthday wish lack.

Point is, I know you can do better than this. In fact, I challenge you. If not make my birthday worth it, but maybe my words can inspire a complete transformation of the email birthday wish for some other BCP member in the future. Together we can help everyone. If I have to come out of logo/graphic retirement (yeah I retired. I'll explain later...) to help make it. I might consider.

Let's save some birthdays!!!

and for goodness sake, let's have some cake.

[ziggy]

I love a challenge :biggrin: Here goes!


With the utmost respect, we would like to wish you the deepest and most heartfelt greetings on the anniversary of the day you were born. The people here at

377

Salute you and hope that on your birthday that you party like a rockstar and drink every bar in the county dry.

We sir are honored with your presence and forever shall hold this day in the deepest and utmost reverence.

Your humble servant,
Ziggy

[Plowright]

I think the Boob message wins me over! haha

[Dcarnys]

Well done my friend.

[TheGayKid]

http://www.jontanis.com/gallery/d/4048-1/like-where-this-thread-is-going_jpg.jpg

[rsxnova]

Dont worry gaykid im sure Zig will hook you up with a different birthday message.

Zig who's rack is that?

[davcbow]

yes, yes who is the model? 8)

[ziggy]

yes, yes who is the model? 8)

A very dedicated BobcatsPlanet fan :-)

[davcbow]

A very dedicated BobcatsPlanet fan :-)

Im a fan of hers :)

[Dcarnys]

Im a fan of hers :)

Amen brother hahaha

[teej]

Seriously Zig is that legit? I need to meet her.

[EvetsMorrison15]

Hahaha thanks for the boobies. Great words too. I really appreciate it Zig.

you motor boated those boobs didn't you. you old sailor you. where is she? is she still in the house?

[SWedd523]

Hahaha thanks for the boobies. Great words too. I really appreciate it Zig.

you motor boated those boobs didn't you. you old sailor you. where is she? is she still in the house?

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[Carolina Swagger]

ol happy birthday mate.
good shyt.

[TheGayKid]

One less year you have left :V

[TheDorkLord]

Much better Ziggy !! As Barney Stinson would say "Challenge Accepted"

[TheBeagle]

I love a challenge :biggrin: Here goes!


With the utmost respect, we would like to wish you the deepest and most heartfelt greetings on the anniversary of the day you were born. The people here at

377

Salute you and hope that on your birthday that you party like a rockstar and drink every bar in the county dry.

We sir are honored with your presence and forever shall hold this day in the deepest and utmost reverence.

Your humble servant,
Ziggy LOL BCP cleavage. Can't think of a more appropriate birthday present for any of us here. Whoever she may be, ziggy, give her our regards.

Oh, and happy birthday, Steve, you miserable old bastard.