Write a draft prospect report of YOURSELF for local pick-up games....

[Veteran_Picksetter]

Surely we have some ballers on here. It'd be cool to see how you describe your game.

Here is mine:

Veteran Picksetter: 6'3", 2?? (way too many) pounds
Position: SF/PF
Birthdate: sometime in the 1970's.

Once a great guy to have on your pick-up team, the name now says it all. In years past, Picksetter was a versatile, team-first guy who could play the 1-5 at your gym depending on match ups. Always good for rebounding, defense, and the occasional amazing pass, Picksetter would SOMETIMES light you up offensively. Possessing average-at-best wingspan, but with solid ballhandling/fundamentals and a strong lower base, Picksetter could face you up off the dribble or post up smaller defenders. Unfortunately his finishing/shooting was streaky at best, so he never flourished into a dominant force, except when he was playing against a bunch of 5'3" guys.

Today:

Well past his prime, Picksetter's on-court movements make Eddie Najera look like Blake Griffin. Too out-of-shape to finish at the rim or drain a jumper off the dribble, his scoring is limited to put-backs and the occasional wide open jumper after he has caught his breath. Being lefthanded, he is still able to bother some righthanded shooters, and he sometimes rises to the challenge of staying in front of offensive players. Still a very willing and solid passer. He is unmovable in the lane due to his sheer weight, so he can also get you some boards, even in his twilight. But make sure you have an alternate player to substitute in when Picksetter needs a 30-minute breather.

---Thanks for indulging me guys! Who's next??

[Toocool]

Toocool, 5'7, 155 pounds.
Position: PG
Birthday: 1990s

PG with blistering speed and an amazing first step. Lacks size and strength to finish at the rim at a consistent rate. Lousy defender, average at best when he actually tries, but lack of size and strength weighs him down in this area. Bad stamina but is a surprisingly good shotblocker with nice timing and average athlete. Possesses a deadly mid-range jumper and has range up to 3. Average at best ball-handling. Continually improving offensive game. Great passer, sometimes try too many fancy passes that don't work out as often as he would like. Prefers to dish to teammates then to score and is good at finding the open man.

[gamecocksmitty4]

I'll bite...for my second post on the site.

GamecockSmitty4: 5'11", 160
Position: PG/SG
Birthdate: '93

This guy has a lot of potential and plays with a lot of effort. However, "potential" is the key word. With only two years of limited church basketball seasons under his belt (coming from off the bench, on the worst team in the league), this guy has a LONG way to go before he is good. He is improving at a rapid pace since joining the University of South Carolina Pick-Up League. He loves to pass, set picks, rebound, play defense, and do all the dirty work. His game is not flashy but is solid for a guy with his experience. Coming into the league (October 2011), he was as raw as could be. Having little BBall IQ, awful ball-handling skills, and an inconsistent shot he has shown some improvement and flashes at times.

Offense:
Plays as a PG/SG hybrid. Prefers the PG position but is a below average PG. Likes the ball in his hands, especially when the team is struggling or when the game is on the line. Slightly above average court vision for a PG but slightly below average passing skills. Loves to pass but struggles facilitating at times. When in an aggressive mood, Smitty can get to the rim almost at will using his speed and agility to get past high defenders and through low defenders. Can make some extremely difficult shots but can also miss some easy ones. Shooting is inconsistent. Decent midrange game. Prefers to pass over shoot even when he is the clear offensive threat on his team. Shoots approximately 50-60% from the field (mostly from layups), 30% from behind the arc, and 80% from the line. Poor crossover but creates separation using quickness and a combination of stepbacks and fadeaways. Very fast in transition but struggles with ball control as the tempo increases. Has trouble keeping his head up as he drives and misses some open passes. CANNOT go left. He has the skill but not confident enough in his left hand to dribble around defenders to the left side.

Defense:
Can guard all 5 positions. Has been known to shut down quick guards as well as centers up to a foot above him. Uses quickness, strength, positioning, long arms, and ANTICIPATION to disrupt passing lanes and block/alter shots. Loves to run and gets many of his steals and blocks on transition defense. Loves to get inside with bigger guys and rebound.

A typical 16 point game (by 1's and 2's) has a line of ~2.5 pts, 2.0 asts, 3.0 stls, 5.0 rbs, 1.5 blks, 3.0 TOs.

[superb1]

superb1: 5'9", 225
position: PG
Birthdate: 1970s

This guys lacks potential and skills. I believe his better days are behind him. He lacks any real basketball history, never actually played any organized basketball at any of the colleges he attended. He was spotted playing at playgrounds in some of the rough neighborhoods. Willing to be a pass first type pg but no leadership skills. Limited BBIQ and offense but has displayed he can be a better defender when actually playing a meaningful game. If Dennis Rodman played point, this would best describe him. Willing to play the utility role player and took on task other prima-donna players won't touch. But due to some rumors of declining health and medical issues, I'm surprised he is declaring for the draft this late in his "career."

Draft outcome: undrafted (even by the D- League) -F

[Veteran_Picksetter]

Toocool, 5'7, 155 pounds.
Position: PG
Birthday: 1990s

PG with blistering speed and an amazing first step. Lacks size and strength to finish at the rim at a consistent rate. Lousy defender, average at best when he actually tries, but lack of size and strength weighs him down in this area. Bad stamina but is a surprisingly good shotblocker with nice timing and average athlete. Possesses a deadly mid-range jumper and has range up to 3. Average at best ball-handling. Continually improving offensive game. Great passer, sometimes try too many fancy passes that don't work out as often as he would like. Prefers to dish to teammates then to score and is good at finding the open man.

A 5'7" guy who can block some shots. Nice!! I bet you've embarrassed some guys.....Perhaps you'll finish better with added physical maturation and the development of crafty releases. Study Kemba, LOL.

Surely your offensive skill and scoring confidence can increase. Time is on your side!

[Veteran_Picksetter]

I'll bite...for my second post on the site.

GamecockSmitty4: 5'11", 160
Position: PG/SG
Birthdate: '93

This guy has a lot of potential and plays with a lot of effort. However, "potential" is the key word. With only two years of limited church basketball seasons under his belt (coming from off the bench, on the worst team in the league), this guy has a LONG way to go before he is good. He is improving at a rapid pace since joining the University of South Carolina Pick-Up League. He loves to pass, set picks, rebound, play defense, and do all the dirty work. His game is not flashy but is solid for a guy with his experience. Coming into the league (October 2011), he was as raw as could be. Having little BBall IQ, awful ball-handling skills, and an inconsistent shot he has shown some improvement and flashes at times.

Offense:
Plays as a PG/SG hybrid. Prefers the PG position but is a below average PG. Likes the ball in his hands, especially when the team is struggling or when the game is on the line. Slightly above average court vision for a PG but slightly below average passing skills. Loves to pass but struggles facilitating at times. When in an aggressive mood, Smitty can get to the rim almost at will using his speed and agility to get past high defenders and through low defenders. Can make some extremely difficult shots but can also miss some easy ones. Shooting is inconsistent. Decent midrange game. Prefers to pass over shoot even when he is the clear offensive threat on his team. Shoots approximately 50-60% from the field (mostly from layups), 30% from behind the arc, and 80% from the line. Poor crossover but creates separation using quickness and a combination of stepbacks and fadeaways. Very fast in transition but struggles with ball control as the tempo increases. Has trouble keeping his head up as he drives and misses some open passes. CANNOT go left. He has the skill but not confident enough in his left hand to dribble around defenders to the left side.

Defense:
Can guard all 5 positions. Has been known to shut down quick guards as well as centers up to a foot above him. Uses quickness, strength, positioning, long arms, and ANTICIPATION to disrupt passing lanes and block/alter shots. Loves to run and gets many of his steals and blocks on transition defense. Loves to get inside with bigger guys and rebound.

A typical 16 point game (by 1's and 2's) has a line of ~2.5 pts, 2.0 asts, 3.0 stls, 5.0 rbs, 1.5 blks, 3.0 TOs.

Great stuff, man!! I love the extensive detail. If you can guard all 5 positions, I'll pick you for MY team in the gym. Keep working on that crossover, lefthanded drive, and dribbling with your head up!! You could be unstoppable some day!! As they say in draft parlance, you will eventually "put it all together"......

And once again, welcome to the site.

[Veteran_Picksetter]

superb1: 5'9", 225
position: PG
Birthdate: 1970s

This guys lacks potential and skills. I believe his better days are behind him. He lacks any real basketball history, never actually played any organized basketball at any of the colleges he attended. He was spotted playing at playgrounds in some of the rough neighborhoods. Willing to be a pass first type pg but no leadership skills. Limited BBIQ and offense but has displayed he can be a better defender when actually playing a meaningful game. If Dennis Rodman played point, this would best describe him. Willing to play the utility role player and took on task other prima-donna players won't touch. But due to some rumors of declining health and medical issues, I'm surprised he is declaring for the draft this late in his "career."

Draft outcome: undrafted (even by the D- League) -F

Hilarious. I can relate to some of this. I can't score to save my life now, so I have to take on the dirty work to have any value out there.....

(I hope the medical issues aren't too bad....)

"If Dennis Rodman played point,....." Good stuff.

[Plowright]

Plowman5: 5'11 (with shoes)
Position: PG/SG
Birthdate: 11/05/91

This guy has gone mostly unnoticed by most draft scouts, this could be do with him playing internationally at a sub par level (inter halls basketball at University). However, the real reason is due to his lack of size, composure on wide open lay ups and poor handles. Leading the RUTHERFORD halls basketball team to a horrible 1-5 record he has little to be proud of. The question is not what this guy lacks... but what he actually has. If he could improve his quickness, shooting ability, defense, ball handling, shot blocking, and a short temper then he could develop into a solid pro. He does have the right attitude to improve though, he is a leader who will fight for every ball and get his team going in clutch time. A natural pass first point guard he looks to drive the lane to collapse the defense and kick out to the sharp shooters on the team. He would go very well coupled with a Ray Allen type player. His basketball IQ is off the charts which allows him to outplay perhaps more naturally gifted players and take regular charges (which are never called!). If you leave him open he will shoot it, but he would definitely be described as streaky. His range does go out to 3... if he has to. He is one for a good highlight reel, if there is a between the legs/no look/behind the back pass on he will try it. A lot of the time the rest of the team cannot keep up with his vision and struggle to read when they are open but that shouldn't be a problem in the NBA.

Despite all this he is hoping for a call up to the Hoop Summit team
NBA comparison: Ricky Rubio

[MadBOBCATfanUK]

MadBobcatFanUK: 6"2 167 pounds
Position: PG
Birthdate: 1993

A pass first PG who makes up for his lack of elite quickness and athleticsm by bullying opponents and playing the game in an immensely dirty fashion. Has been known to get called for the occasional flagrant foul and the odd technical, could improve in this area by not arguing every call the referee makes. Can get to the hoop although finds himself unable to finish among the taller players of the opposition and has to settle for kickouts. Over agressive on defence although does fight through screens well, reads the game well and picks up a few steals; although getting blown past by far quicker guards is common place and he has been known to become extremely deflated on the defensive end after having the opposing guard drop 30+ points on him night after night. Redeeming factor is his 3-point shooting which through extreme practice he has managed to make a useful tool although he sometimes settles for to many 3-point shots when he should be driving to the hoop and kicking out. Overall good court vision although could pick up more assists by dishing in the paint. Has no intangibles and has been known to skip practice when he should be coaching and fake injuries to avoid team run-throughs. Was part of the team that advanced out of their group in the Kent Tournament but were unfortunately beaten by 29 points by a very good northfleet team, fouled out during that game mid-way through the second quater which may indicate he is not a big game player. High basketball IQ although at times seems inclined to not use it on the court and instead likes to ride the pine acting as the teams coach . Could possibly carve out a role as a Luke Walton 3 point shooter/ coach/ chemistry guy although his hot headedness and overall dirt play make him hated by all fans that watch him play the game.

NBA comparison: A Deron Williams/ Boris Diaw hybrid

[Veteran_Picksetter]

Plowman5: 5'11 (with shoes)
Position: PG/SG
Birthdate: 11/05/91

This guy has gone mostly unnoticed by most draft scouts, this could be do with him playing internationally at a sub par level (inter halls basketball at University). However, the real reason is due to his lack of size, composure on wide open lay ups and poor handles. Leading the RUTHERFORD halls basketball team to a horrible 1-5 record he has little to be proud of. The question is not what this guy lacks... but what he actually has. If he could improve his quickness, shooting ability, defense, ball handling, shot blocking, and a short temper then he could develop into a solid pro. He does have the right attitude to improve though, he is a leader who will fight for every ball and get his team going in clutch time. A natural pass first point guard he looks to drive the lane to collapse the defense and kick out to the sharp shooters on the team. He would go very well coupled with a Ray Allen type player. His basketball IQ is off the charts which allows him to outplay perhaps more naturally gifted players and take regular charges (which are never called!). If you leave him open he will shoot it, but he would definitely be described as streaky. His range does go out to 3... if he has to. He is one for a good highlight reel, if there is a between the legs/no look/behind the back pass on he will try it. A lot of the time the rest of the team cannot keep up with his vision and struggle to read when they are open but that shouldn't be a problem in the NBA.

Despite all this he is hoping for a call up to the Hoop Summit team
NBA comparison: Ricky Rubio

Plowman, hopefully as you rise to higher levels the refs will be better about calling those charges! With your basketball IQ, coupled with a need to improve several skills, it sounds like you are 1-2 Steve Nash videos away from taking it to the next level!

"A lot of the time the rest of the team cannot keep up with his vision and struggle to read when they are open but that shouldn't be a problem in the NBA." Funny. Can you recruit better teammates next season?

And I also have had a problem with composure on those open layups. Seems like there is less mental pressure when I am closely guarded or bouncing off of somebody.

[Veteran_Picksetter]

MadBobcatFanUK: 6"2 167 pounds
Position: PG
Birthdate: 1993

A pass first PG who makes up for his lack of elite quickness and athleticsm by bullying opponents and playing the game in an immensely dirty fashion. Has been known to get called for the occasional flagrant foul and the odd technical, could improve in this area by not arguing every call the referee makes. Can get to the hoop although finds himself unable to finish among the taller players of the opposition and has to settle for kickouts. Over agressive on defence although does fight through screens well, reads the game well and picks up a few steals; although getting blown past by far quicker guards is common place and he has been known to become extremely deflated on the defensive end after having the opposing guard drop 30+ points on him night after night. Redeeming factor is his 3-point shooting which through extreme practice he has managed to make a useful tool although he sometimes settles for to many 3-point shots when he should be driving to the hoop and kicking out. Overall good court vision although could pick up more assists by dishing in the paint. Has no intangibles and has been known to skip practice when he should be coaching and fake injuries to avoid team run-throughs. Was part of the team that advanced out of their group in the Kent Tournament but were unfortunately beaten by 29 points by a very good northfleet team, fouled out during that game mid-way through the second quater which may indicate he is not a big game player. High basketball IQ although at times seems inclined to not use it on the court and instead likes to ride the pine acting as the teams coach . Could possibly carve out a role as a Luke Walton 3 point shooter/ coach/ chemistry guy although his hot headedness and overall dirt play make him hated by all fans that watch him play the game.

NBA comparison: A Deron Williams/ Boris Diaw hybrid

No intangibles??
Faking injuries??
Flagrant fouls??
Fouling out midway through the second quarter??
Hated for overall dirty play??

Dude....

Maybe some time in the weight room will bring about better finishing ability against those bigs. Make 'em bounce right off of you......

[adam187]

Adam187

Height: 6'0"
Position: Stretch 4
NBA Comparison: Tyrus Thomas as he is now

Pros: Length, leaping, good shot blocker, good on ball defense, has range out to the 3, will knock down the open shot, rebounds decently.
Cons: Lacks elite ball handling, skinny so usually going up against bigger/stronger opponents, lazy work ethic, lacks killer mentality unless he's guarding a douche bag.

[Dcarnys]

Dcarnys: 5'9 201 pounds
Position: PG
Birthdate: 4/15/92

A lock down defender who won't doesn't get driven on often. Can generate steals at a average level. Somewhat of an offensive liability. Streaky shooter at best and doesn't finish too well at the hoop. Good passing skills can dish out assists very well. Average athletic skill but not enough to compensate for lack of height. Good BBIQ but does seem to be "lost" on the court at times (has passed the ball to an opposing player in pick up games numerous times).

Despite his liabilities he could develop into a decent role player someday. Draft with caution.
NBA Comparison: A slower Muggsy Bouges
Draft Outcome: Late 2nd round

[dnbman]

Dnbman: 5'11 250 pounds
Position: PG
Birthdate: Paleozoic Era

Strengths: Wide body at the pg position. Can maintain the full shape of the jersey, even while running at full speed. Sheer momentum can be a defensive nightmare. Never afraid to use all six fouls. Granny shot can bewilder opponents (Once made a coach cry.). Excellent at setting up teammates for rebounds with his free throw shooting. Has incredible love handles. Not afraid to taunt family members in the stands, especially children. Lethal at blocking the shots of third graders. Once broke a goal post by head-butting it.

Weaknesses: Basketball skills still need some work. Still has trouble bouncing the ball to the floor and returning it to another hand. Can get the ball stuck in "places" when attempting crossovers. Doesn't transition. Half court player only, as in he can't make it to the other side of the court before the play is coming back the other way. Once broke a goal post by head-butting it. Can struggle against polar bears.

NBA Comparison: Oliver Miller with a bounce pass.
NBA prospectus: Desirable expiring contract

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPl1x93dBCE

[MadBOBCATfanUK]

From what i've read here if we took everyone off the team except Kemba and BB and replaced them with us we would look almost identical to the real team.

[anton273]

Anton273: Height 6'0 Weight 185pounds
Position SG
D.O.B 27/3/1989
Location Somewhere by a desk

The courts in down town Huddersfield,England are screaming a new name this year, no not because Byron Mullins is playing for Team GB in the olympics but local lad Anton273. This 22 year old is playing some of the best basketball Huddersfield has seen for a long time.

Yes he may be playing against 5 ft 4, 14 year olds but hell this guy has speed that is unheard of... Usain Bolt cant even catch this guy up. Speed is the only thing this guy has got... which begs to question what he is actually doing on a basketball court.

A very fast first step and overused spin move is all this guy has in his offensive game, no low post threat.. no dunking ability, layups are average, has no 3 ball. This guy has less offensive game then Bismack Biyombo with his eyes closed.

On defence this is where we see what all the hype is about... Great leaping and blocking ability has also compared him to the likes of Bismack Biyombo. Stealing is one of his main attributes averaging 6 steals in an average game of pick up.

Draft prediction - Scouts believe if a K league was introduced he would still be over looked...
NBA Comparison - Ricky Rubio with a torn ACL can still perform better than this kid!

[WAM9]

Name : WAM9
Age : 41
Height : 6'2''
Weight : 195 lbs
Position : Small Forward
Hometown : Chapel Hill, NC
College : Charlotte
High School : Jordan High

Overview: Still relatively athletic despite experience. No longer plays above the rim but still plays "around" it. Very well rounded player who stuffs the stat sheet in every category. Won't lead the team in scoring any longer but can still be the team's 2nd or 3rd scoring option. Extremely strong rebounder, especially for his size. A master of positioning who can seal out a defender in an instance for an inside shot. In many ways, could very much be considered a tradtional slasher. Relatively high 3 point percentage but he rarely shoots it. Gets to the foul line with regularity and averages almost 80% when he is there. Averages multiple assists per game. Many are from receiving the ball cutting to the basket and then finding the open spot up shooter. Defense is his specialty however. From rotations in any type of zone to a straight up man defense, he can lock his man down and is rarely caught out of position. Even now, no player on the court ends up with more floor burns or dives on the floor more during a game. Willing to take a charge from even a player like Shaq. Understands the game at a high level. Extremely high basketball IQ who also has coached youth basketball for almost 10 years. He attended Duke basketball camp for many years during the 80's and his early time with Coach K is what he credits for his solid, hustling, fundamental style of play.

NBA Comparison : Cross between Gerald Wallace and Carlos Boozer
Old School Comparison: James Worthy

[GoBobs]

6'2'' 200 pd C
33 yrs old

Long wing span with a standing reach that allows him to touch the bottom of the net without jumping. Very physical for a pickup player, seeks out contact. Won't back down from anyone.

Much better in a game with a smaller number of players. Dominant one on one player, but only decent in five on five.

Instinctive defender. Makes a good effort to move his feet but doesn't stay in front of the faster players. Will meet any opposing player that drives the lane at the rim to contest the shot. Gets a solid number of blocks but also commits a lot of fouls. A virtual master of the subtle last minute hip bump while playing clean defense up top.

A dominant player on the glass, he gets more then half of his teams rebounds in a pickup game. Excellent technique with the box out allows him to compensate for a short vertical. Decent ball handler that excels on the break. Can pull down a rebound and start the break himself.

Consistent bank shot from both sides of the floor to about 19 feet. Prefers to take perimeter shots to inside ones. Often becomes a non factor looking lost on offense when not getting enough touches.

[The Milk]

This is quite the hilarious thread. I would do one myself but meh. I like how everyone is being honest about his/her shortcomings haha.

[Veteran_Picksetter]

This is quite the hilarious thread. I would do one myself but meh. I like how everyone is being honest about his/her shortcomings haha.

Yeah, I've enjoyed reading these. Sure you don't want to do one?

[The Milk]

I certainly am tempted so sure why not

Name: Milk
Height: 5' 9'' (5' 10'' on a good day)
Weight: 170
Standing Reach: 7' 2''
Vertical: 26''
Wingspan: 6' 2''

Offense:
Fairly limited offensively. Handles are lacking but not atrocious. Has been working on dribbling and finishing with left hand but definitely still needs improvement. Small hands make it difficult do most things. Decent court vision and will usually spot the open man, however can be caught putting his head down and running to the basket with little regard for teammates or human life. Can be relied on to hit open layups. Decent speed gives him value on fast breaks. Inconsistent jumper to say the least but is capable of hitting shots out to collegiate three point range. Loves to utilize the floater and hook shots when in the paint.

Defense:
Strength of his game. Good help defense and quick hands help generate loose balls. Solid lateral agility makes it difficult to beat off the dribble and when does get beat has a quick first step to make up the distance. Solid hand eye coordination and timing helps block opponents shots. Bites on the pump fake regularly and is relatively easy to foul out. Always gets a hand up and face guards making it difficult to shoot on him, crossovers rarely work. Rebounds on the defense end pretty well for someone of his size.

Intangibles:
Gives 100% until he is physically exhausted. Hates to lose but there comes a point where it just doesn't matter any more. Will dive for balls that are headed out of bounds. Basketball IQ is not where it needs to be as he has never played any sort of organized ball.

Pro Comparison: A sane Ron Artest (Metta World Peace)

[Chef]

Name : WAM9
Age : 41
Height : 6'2''
Weight : 195 lbs
Position : Small Forward
Hometown : Chapel Hill, NC
College : Charlotte
High School : Jordan High

Overview: Still relatively athletic despite experience. No longer plays above the rim but still plays "around" it. Very well rounded player who stuffs the stat sheet in every category. Won't lead the team in scoring any longer but can still be the team's 2nd or 3rd scoring option. Extremely strong rebounder, especially for his size. A master of positioning who can seal out a defender in an instance for an inside shot. In many ways, could very much be considered a tradtional slasher. Relatively high 3 point percentage but he rarely shoots it. Gets to the foul line with regularity and averages almost 80% when he is there. Averages multiple assists per game. Many are from receiving the ball cutting to the basket and then finding the open spot up shooter. Defense is his specialty however. From rotations in any type of zone to a straight up man defense, he can lock his man down and is rarely caught out of position. Even now, no player on the court ends up with more floor burns or dives on the floor more during a game. Willing to take a charge from even a player like Shaq. Understands the game at a high level. Extremely high basketball IQ who also has coached youth basketball for almost 10 years. He attended Duke basketball camp for many years during the 80's and his early time with Coach K is what he credits for his solid, hustling, fundamental style of play.

NBA Comparison : Cross between Gerald Wallace and Carlos Boozer
Old School Comparison: James Worthy

do you still live in chapel hill/durham? i play at the chapel hill community center every sunday night.