Official BCP prayers/pleadings to a Higher Power for the Number One Pick Thread......

[Veteran_Picksetter]

If it helps to confess a past sin....please, go ahead and do that too. That could be interesting......

Dear God,

I'm sorry for talking smack to that awkward geeky kid in 4th grade when I was about to drop 18 points on his youth league team. I should have done things in a classier fashion.

And I'm sorry for that one month back in the 90's when I was actually young and good-looking enough to be a playa, kissing on two different women in one week without them knowing about each other.

That feels better.

Now, please bring me Anthony Davis.....

[Plowright]

Dear God

I am sorry I booked the wrong week for me and my mate holiday and then passed it off that they had made the mistake but wouldn't pay for new rooms as it was against company policy. I made my friends split it with me... I am a horrible friend and I have never told anyone that.

loyal BCP members please do not judge me, it was only £45 each not hundreds or anything!

[Veteran_Picksetter]

No judgement here, Plowman!!

Also, God, I am sorry I used to relentlessly pick on my little brother(s). I know that's what brothers do, but it's not their fault they were born after me.....

Now, The Unibrow please please please.......

[Bosnian-Bobcats-Fan]

I can't really think of anything specific but im sorry God for all the times i've lied and cussed....please please please bring us anthony Davis.....ill confess to you guys every night i say my prayers and since january ive included "please let the bobcats win the draft lottery and pick anthony davis" true story

[bing!]

I want His Noodly Appendage to touch the balls as it has touched me. Ramen.

[SWedd523]

I want His Noodly Appendage to touch the balls as it has touched me. Ramen.

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[teej]

I ask forgiveness for putting basketball before religion.

Wait.

No I don't.

Gimme Anthony, though, so I can keep that streak going.

[mrfargo]

Dear Baby Jesus,

I Pray to you today for luck tomorrow in the draft. Whatever we get, can the cards fall right and get us a superstar that will stay healthy and that does not suck.

Thank you baby jesus

Shag

[dnbman]

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Horus, hear our call.

[SWedd523]

Hook us up Zeus!

[bes628]

Dear God....You fucking owe us a #1 pick.

[Dcarnys]

Dear Tom Cruse,
You got the fire off Ricky Bobby, now bring Charlotte Anthony Davis!!
Please!!!!

[anton273]

Dear The Almighty Stern,

I know you may look like Kermit the Frog,
but grant us our wish and give us first pick,
we need it the most for being so dog,
so do the right thing and don't be a prick.

Amen

[CatMan72]

Dear David Stern, if you were ever going to fix (another) draft lottery - now would be the time. After everything MJ has done for the NBA, you owe it to him.

[ND22]

Dear God Shammgod,

You once played for the La Crosse Bobcats, so you know how it feels to be a Bobcat. Please grant the Bobcats the number 1 pick and everlasting peace (to Bobcats fans, not the rest of the world).

[Potato]

Dear God....You fucking owe us a #1 pick.
Haha I was laughing so hard when I saw this

[ammofan]

I ask forgiveness for putting basketball before religion.

Wait.

No I don't.

Gimme Anthony, though, so I can keep that streak going.


Isn't basketball, religion?

[teej]

Isn't basketball, religion?

My pastor and I are the only two people in our church who think like that.

But he's a Spurs fan. Which doesn't help much.