Who can kick Shaq\'s ass?

[ashy_larry]

I know, Its a stupid question, but I\'m on my 5th beer and I need some answers. Is there anybody in the NBA that can do it?

There are plenty of people that can do it outside of the NBA, There are probably several NFL lineman that could easily kick his ass in a fight, and there are probably dozens of 175 pound ultimate fighters that could choke him out.
But is there anybody in the NBA today that could kick his ass? If I had to put some money on it, I\'d say that Ben Wallace has the best chance at it, he benches 400+ and is a beast, but I\'d still have to lean 95% to 5% Shaq\'s way in that fight.

Any other candidates?

[heelfan]

Yao Ming?

Pros: He\'d have a reach advantage and he may come close to being able to match Shaq\'s strength
Cons: He doesn\'t have enough of a mean streak.

[heelfan]

Reggie Evans maybe, I hear he has a killer submission technique. :P :laugh: :P

[Slam]

Ron Artest.

He\'s the only one stupid enough to try.

[ziggy]

Artest is crazy enough to try. I think that Ben Wallace would have the best shot, Yao is a pushover. Theres one more guy that I think could give him a decent fight ( If he had two good kidneys ) That would be Zo, he was one of the few people that weren\'t scared to bang and get physical with Shaq back in the day when Shaq was truly devastating. Zo never backed down from Shaq.
Even with the best of health, I\'d only give Zo about a 10% chance though.