The "How would you rather die" thread?

[heelfan]

I saw this someplace else, and decided to start it up here.

I'll start.

Falling off of the Empire state building or being eaten by an Alligator??

The next person answers the question and then comes up with two more ways of kicking the bucket...this should be really fun and uplifting. ;D

[ziggy]

Holy Shit :o I'll take the fall off the Empire State building if those are my 2 choices.

How about Attacked by Killer Bees or beaten to death by Mike Tyson?

[buckethead]

Killer Bees. It would be quicker.

Beaten over the head with a sledgehammer, Or stabbed in the gut repeatedly until you bleed to death?

[Wallace15]

Sledgehammer to the head. Were talking one hit to the head and your dead right?


Getting attacked by rabid raccoons or getting eaten by a killer whale?

[ashy_larry]

Killer Whale. "Death by Racoon" would take way too long.


Death by 2 dozen midgets with box cutters OR death by repeated shots to the body with a nail gun?

[dvdbumpus]

Killer Whale. "Death by Racoon" would take way too long.


Death by 2 dozen midgets with box cutters OR death by repeated shots to the body with a nail gun?




twisted. I'll take nail gun :-\

How about death by repeated papercuts into the neck that slowly get deeper OR being crushed by a steamroller that goes a foot an hour.

Or the real killer...death by a choking on a gay man's man juice.

[ziggy]

Papercuts... No way on those other 2 options.

The Guillotine and it taking 5 tries before it actually works or the electric chair and it taking 10 times before it works?

[heelfan]

Electric Chair.

Slow agaonizing death by starvation or fast agonizing death by being set on fire?

[dvdbumpus]

Fire. If you had no food but water it could take potentially a month :dribble:

How about shoving a pencil up your nose then slamming your head on the desk causing the pencil to go into your brain....ORRRRR

dieing as a 97 year old virgin? AND NO HANDS!

[ziggy]

revivng this thread

I'll choose dying as a 97 year old virgin with no hands ( I'll learn to use my feet :D )

Death by drinking 3 gallons of 151 proof Bacardi Rum
or
Death by drowning in a vat of elephant dung?

[dvdbumpus]

I'll take death by the Bacardi.

How about death by swallowing a gallon of Drano

OR...

Death by having christmas lights break all over your body one at a time?

[heelfan]

Christmas Lights. Dying by Drano would be horrible.

Would you take a manly death by being beaten to death by having to fight 10 UFC fighters simultaneously or would you rather have a humiliating death at the hands of one 115 pound female boxer?

[CaptainCrunch]

i would like to get run over by a car driven by Walter Herrmann that would be the best way to die

[iMakeItRain]

have sex with morrison's gf then he kills me with his own hands

[heelfan]

i would like to get run over by a car driven by Walter Herrmann that would be the best way to die




have sex with morrison's gf then he kills me with his own hands




Christmas Lights. Dying by Drano would be horrible.

Would you take a manly death by being beaten to death by having to fight 10 UFC fighters simultaneously or would you rather have a humiliating death at the hands of one 115 pound female boxer?


You have to choose one of the two choices above, then give 2 options for the next person to choose from.

[iMakeItRain]

humiliating death at the hands of one 115 pound female boxer?(as long as the female boxer is nake)

would you rather have sex with a fat ladie(atleast 350 pounds) and get AIDS and Crabs and die with AIDS or have yourself skinned alive then have salt poured on your body then throw you into the atlantic ocean to let the sharks feed off your corpse?

[ziggy]

Skinned alive, salted and fed to Sharks. That other way sounds even more horrible.

Standing in the middle of the Autobahn and being hit by a Porsche going 185 MPH
or
Standing in the middle of a parking lot and being run over at 20 MPH and crushed to death by one of those giant GMC Yukons?

[dvdbumpus]

Christmas Lights. Dying by Drano would be horrible.

Would you take a manly death by being beaten to death by having to fight 10 UFC fighters simultaneously or would you rather have a humiliating death at the hands of one 115 pound female boxer?



I'll take the manly death. The humiliating death would be slower.