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ziggy
08-24-2007, 12:59 PM
OK, hit me with your most troubling, strangest or most bizarre questions, and I in return will give you your much needed answer (or at least some entertaining BS) :afro:

Ask away!

ALong13
08-24-2007, 01:05 PM
Let's see how he answers this question...it's a question asked by many men, in many different places, and is one of the hardest questions, and no one knows the true answer, so Mr. Ziggy maybe your knowledgeable self has the answer...


Why is it called a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich, and not a Jelly and Peanut Butter sandwich? Is Peanut Butter the more important thing, or did the inventor not want to go by abc order? This question has really stressed me out as of late, and I'm hoping you may have the one true answer...

spectre
08-24-2007, 01:10 PM
Uncle Ziggy...why in the hell did we sign Piggy to a 2 year deal?????

ziggy
08-24-2007, 01:32 PM
Let's see how he answers this question...it's a question asked by many men, in many different places, and is one of the hardest questions, and no one knows the true answer, so Mr. Ziggy maybe your knowledgeable self has the answer...


Why is it called a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich, and not a Jelly and Peanut Butter sandwich? Is Peanut Butter the more important thing, or did the inventor not want to go by abc order? This question has really stressed me out as of late, and I'm hoping you may have the one true answer...

That sir is a very good question which has troubled mankind ever since George Washington Carver decided to hook his sandwich up with a little bit of grape jelly.
The reason that it is called a PB&J instead of its variant J&PB is because of the structural integrity of Peanut Butter. Since Peanut Butter is far more architecturally stable it is able to absorb the additional weight of the jelly evenly without causing sandwich failure. If you apply the jelly first then add something with the relative density of peanut butter on top it, then gentlemen you would have a certain recipe for sandwich collapse.

ziggy
08-24-2007, 01:42 PM
Uncle Ziggy...why in the hell did we sign Piggy to a 2 year deal?????

Your answer is... The Jherri Curl.

Unbeknownst to many people, In Bernie's early days of coaching, he had a hard time making ends meet so he used to make a few bucks on the side being a background singer for the musical group Ready for the World (http://www.google.com/musica?aid=vXm80VF7BwI&sa=X&oi=music&ct=result). Back in those days in order to be in a band you had to have a Jherri curl... It was the law back then. Being the competitor that Bernie is, He decided to have the biggest, juiciest Jherri curl in the band. Unfortunately because of the excessive grease that was inevitble with that hairstyle it was only a matter of time before there was a grease fire which destroyed 99% of the remnants of that band's history.
The remaining 1% landed in the hands of Piggie. Needless to say, Bernie is willing to pay whatever it takes to keep those Jherri curl pictures from ever seeing the light of day.

spectre
08-24-2007, 02:13 PM
Hmmm, the Jherri Curl eh?

I bet that explains a lot more than Piggy's 2 years.

Heh Zig...you're good dude!

Muttley
08-24-2007, 02:35 PM
This is possibly the best idea for a thread ever.

My question to you, oh wiseone, is why didn't you think of this sooner?

dav7z
08-24-2007, 02:55 PM
Explain this Master Ziggy....
Tell me why Pluto, who is a dog, lives in a dog house, eats dog food, can't talk, walk on two feet and can't drive, while Goofy who is also a dog, lives in a regular house, drives a car and wears clothes.

Tell me why Donald Duck wears a hat and shirt but no pants but when he takes a bath wears a towel around his waist with no shirt or hat?

Some dogs are brown; Spot is a dog; True or False - Spot is brown.

???

ziggy
08-24-2007, 02:56 PM
This is possibly the best idea for a thread ever.

My question to you, oh wiseone, is why didn't you think of this sooner?

Why didn't I think of this before???

The answer is, I actually did... However up until today the powers that be (http://www.ufodigest.com/photo/index.html) wouldn't allow me to release the awesomeness of this thread upon the free world.

dav7z
08-24-2007, 03:00 PM
If a plane crashed on the NC/SC line, where would they bury the survivors?

ziggy
08-24-2007, 03:10 PM
Explain this Master Ziggy....
Tell me why Pluto, who is a dog, lives in a dog house, eats dog food, can't talk, walk on two feet and can't drive, while Goofy who is also a dog, lives in a regular house, drives a car and wears clothes.Pluto is really just as smart as Goofy and can do all of the same things. But he prefers to be one with nature, living outdoors with no clothes and living off of the land... or living off Purina at least.


Tell me why Donald Duck wears a hat and shirt but no pants but when he takes a bath wears a towel around his waist with no shirt or hat?Its a commonly known fact that Ducks are prone to reverse-shrinkage, so after taking a cold shower, Donald doesn't want to act like hes flaunting it, so he covers up.


Some dogs are brown; Spot is a dog; True or False - Spot is brown.
True: Spot is a Dog... but late at night when hes all alone he secretly cries and longs for the day when he can save up the money to pay for his surgery and become a monkey.

ziggy
08-24-2007, 03:13 PM
If a plane crashed on the NC/SC line, where would they bury the survivors?

Easy one... In a cemetary :)

dav7z
08-24-2007, 03:27 PM
If a plane crashed on the NC/SC line, where would they bury the survivors?

Easy one... In a cemetary :)

3 out of 4 - Not Bad, Master Ziggy. But I certainly don't want you around if I am a survivor of a plane crash. You DON'T bury survivors, they walk away! LOL

dav7z
08-24-2007, 03:32 PM
If 12 men were riding horses down the road, and passed an apple tree with 12 apples on it. How many apples would be left if Each took one?

ziggy
08-24-2007, 03:36 PM
If a plane crashed on the NC/SC line, where would they bury the survivors?

Easy one... In a cemetary :)

3 out of 4 - Not Bad, Master Ziggy. But I certainly don't want you around if I am a survivor of a plane crash. You DON'T bury survivors, they walk away! LOL

When you bury a few every now and then, it keeps the rest on their toes.

ziggy
08-24-2007, 03:40 PM
If 12 men were riding horses down the road, and passed an apple tree with 12 apples on it. How many apples would be left if Each took one?

Not counting the fat guy that stashed a couple of extras in his pockets... the answer would be 12 :)

dav7z
08-24-2007, 11:33 PM
:bs:








REVERSE SHRINKEGE

ziggy
08-25-2007, 07:17 AM
LOL, Donald is a modest guy :biggrin:

dav7z
08-25-2007, 09:13 PM
Easy one for the master .
What coach , Won reglar season titles in both the CVAC [Belmont Abbey]and the ACC. Had a top college player who got drafted and never played a game.as a pro.

dav7z
08-25-2007, 09:21 PM
This team was North Carolinas most hated rival. During the years Larry Brown played for Dean smith.Now name that teams star player.

ziggy
08-25-2007, 09:25 PM
Easy one for the master .
What coach , Won reglar season titles in both the CVAC [Belmont Abbey]and the ACC. Had a top college player who got drafted and never played a game.as a pro.
That sir would be the famous Lefty Driesell, and the player was one of the top 3 college players that I have ever seen in my lifetime, Len Bias

ziggy
08-25-2007, 09:33 PM
This team was North Carolinas most hated rival. During the years Larry Brown played for Dean smith.Now name that teams star player.

Another easy one... The team that was most heated rival of UNC during the Larry Brwn years was "The Flying Lucione's travelling hoops experience"... These guys had incredible hops. :biggrin:
2jOJ-HJ_5Ts

dav7z
08-25-2007, 09:41 PM
You just broke the bull shit meter with that one

ziggy
08-25-2007, 09:50 PM
You just broke the bull shit meter with that one

LOL :biggrin:

davcbow
08-26-2007, 02:28 AM
Here mine still works......
:bs:

Edrow
08-26-2007, 08:42 AM
Who would win in a fight? A real T-Rex....or Truckasaurus?

ziggy
08-26-2007, 01:03 PM
Hmmm Truckasaurus -vs- a real T-Rex. :g:

Its a fairly even matchup, Truckasaurus has a power advantage, I seriously doubt that a T-Rex could lift a nissan with ease.... but on the other hand the T-Rex has a definite quickness advantage being able to run at speeds up to 40mph making it hard to catch.
But the trump card in this matchup is Truckasaurus's ability to breath fire. Until T-Rex can learn a few tricks like that, then 99 out of 100 times Truckasaurus will layeth the smacketh down.
R_JyOLNsMpQ

Edrow
08-26-2007, 02:31 PM
:biggrin: That is classic!

dav7z
08-26-2007, 07:43 PM
This is a hard ond for the master.
Most middle age men end up getting this disease. The main symptom is thair belly sticks out so far.
What is that disease called

ziggy
08-26-2007, 09:01 PM
This is a hard ond for the master.
Most middle age men end up getting this disease. The main symptom is thair belly sticks out so far.
What is that disease called

Fat Belly sticking out really far ( Ziggy fights off the incredible urge to insert a Sean May joke here),
This is a disease commonly known as "Double-Whopper with cheese-itis" or just "The Itis" for short.
Its caused by middle aged men chowing down on Whoppers and onion rings at Burger King and then topping it off with a 2 strawberry shakes and an apple pie. Symptoms of this disease are incredible weight gain in the belly and the irresistable urge to dance as demonstrated by the disease victim below.
_e99fijCIEM

dav7z
08-27-2007, 02:34 PM
This is a hard ond for the master.
Most middle age men end up getting this disease. The main symptom is thair belly sticks out so far.
What is that disease called

Fat Belly sticking out really far ( Ziggy fights off the incredible urge to insert a Sean May joke here),
This is a disease commonly known as "Double-Whopper with cheese-itis" or just "The Itis" for short.
Its caused by middle aged men chowing down on Whoppers and onion rings at Burger King and then topping it off with a 2 strawberry shakes and an apple pie. Symptoms of this disease are incredible weight gain in the belly and the irresistable urge to dance as demonstrated by the disease victim below.
_e99fijCIEM

dav7z
08-28-2007, 04:34 PM
Ok master Ziggy hear is a hard one for ya . Explain your post with my name . How does that happen in the wide world of computers...................................lol

Are you telling me i look like that guy .OR
is that a diet and exersize program May is on.........

ziggy
08-28-2007, 10:02 PM
Ok master Ziggy hear is a hard one for ya . Explain your post with my name . How does that happen in the wide world of computers...................................lol

Are you telling me i look like that guy .OR
is that a diet and exersize program May is on.........

I think the dancer is a little slimmer than Sean May :-)

davcbow
08-29-2007, 04:37 AM
Has anyone heard anything about Sean May? All Ive heard is that his injury is better and he is supposed to work out with the team on time, or is that wrong?
:g:

ziggy
08-29-2007, 06:27 AM
Has anyone heard anything about Sean May? All Ive heard is that his injury is better and he is supposed to work out with the team on time, or is that wrong?
:g:

Other than partying with Melyssa Ford, there has been nothing new on Sean
Link (http://www.charlotte.com/entertainment/columnists/tonya_jameson/story/246422.html)

NBA CELEBRITIES: See Antwan Jamison and Brendan Haywood of the Wizards, Sean May of the Bobcats, and model Melyssa Ford (OK, she's not a basketball player) at the NBA Celebrity Black & White Affair. Music by New York's DJ C-Hi. 10 p.m. Southend Brewery. $22. www.charlottevibe.com; www.orlandofarrar.com.

dvdbumpus
08-29-2007, 03:23 PM
No Complaints about Melyssa Ford....


Oh almighty wondrous Ziggy, Can you with all your wisdom explain to me why Simpler video games, like Super Mario, Mario Kart, Goldeneye for N64, etc etc can provide me with more entertainment then the vast majority of new games?

ziggy
08-29-2007, 03:50 PM
Bumpus,
Back in the good old days the game designers had to focus on playability rather than simply trying to overwhelm you with the graphical beauty of the game.
Game designers today have so much graphical horsepower at their fingertips that sometimes they forget their main goal "Make the games fun"
Take for example the old nintendo Tecmo Bowl, The graphics were ugly and the gameplay was hardly realistic, but it ranks in the All-Time top 5 for me of pure fun that I've had with video games.
Its rare these days to get something both incredibly beautiful and incredibly fun. The HALO franchise is one of the few things that comes to my mind that do both. Halo 3 is really the only reason that I'm considering plunking down $300 for an XBox 360.

Edrow
09-02-2007, 08:11 AM
Here's my next question. Who really was the Zodiac killer? Was it Arthur Leigh Allen, even though all the evidence was only circumstantial?

ziggy
09-02-2007, 11:38 AM
Here's my next question. Who really was the Zodiac killer? Was it Arthur Leigh Allen, even though all the evidence was only circumstantial?
It wasn't Arthur Leigh Allen... When I pieced together the evidence of the prime suspects that were in California in the 1960s, I came up with a certain USC alumnus. :o .
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/oj_loses_book.jpg

davcbow
09-02-2007, 09:15 PM
LOL :g:

x2pacalypse
09-03-2007, 10:48 PM
Ok here's one


If this is why I'm hot, and its not because I'm fly, then what is the reason for the hotness of this guy? (points to himself)

POETIC MIMS WILL STUMP YOU

ziggy
09-04-2007, 12:29 PM
Ok here's one


If this is why I'm hot, and its not because I'm fly, then what is the reason for the hotness of this guy? (points to himself)

POETIC MIMS WILL STUMP YOU
Wow... that may be the toughest one yet.

thinking... thinking... thinking...

OK, I've got the answer:
Mims is hot, but not because hes fly. The reason that he is hot is because he is suffering hot flashes as a result of male menopause (http://men.webmd.com/guide/male-menopause), and that most definitely is not fly.
So when Mims is saying that "This is why I'm hot and its not because I'm Fly" its really his cryptic plea for someone to end his menopausal suffering.

davcbow
09-04-2007, 03:51 PM
Ok here's one


If this is why I'm hot, and its not because I'm fly, then what is the reason for the hotness of this guy? (points to himself)

POETIC MIMS WILL STUMP YOU
Wow... that may be the toughest one yet.

thinking... thinking... thinking...

OK, I've got the answer:
Mims is hot, but not because hes fly. The reason that he is hot is because he is suffering hot flashes as a result of male menopause (http://men.webmd.com/guide/male-menopause), and that most definitely is not fly.
So when Mims is saying that "This is why I'm hot and its not because I'm Fly" its really his cryptic plea for someone to end his menopausal suffering.



Good Grief dont you think it could be because its been 90-100 degrees or more for the last month? Its hot outside man. :g:

x2pacalypse
09-05-2007, 08:45 PM
hah i remember watching the yes dear episode when he got male menopause XD

EvetsMorrison15
09-06-2007, 06:54 PM
Ziggy,
I have been working on my third comic on and off for a few weeks now.

But as a appetizer, I have made a Teaser Poster for it.

My queston is.

Can I post it here? or is there another place to do it?

ziggy
09-06-2007, 07:15 PM
Ziggy,
I have been working on my third comic on and off for a few weeks now.

But as a appetizer, I have made a Teaser Poster for it.

My queston is.

Can I post it here? or is there another place to do it?
Yessir! I'd love for you to post it here.

I can also post it on the blog if you would like.

dvdbumpus
06-26-2008, 02:40 PM
Almighty Ziggy, in your infinite wisdom what do you see happening in tonight's draft?

ziggy
06-26-2008, 06:17 PM
I see Westbrook sliding to #9, us grabbing Hibbert at #20 and then stealing Joey Dorsey at #38. then I will celebrate with a couple of drinks and call in sick/hangover for work on Friday :burp:

jpf_v2.0
08-02-2008, 08:16 PM
Ziggy...

I just moved to Michigan (God help me), any advice for the nauseas feeling I get from seeing all the Pistons, Lions, and Red Wings garb?

ziggy
08-02-2008, 08:38 PM
Ziggy...

I just moved to Michigan (God help me), any advice for the nauseas feeling I get from seeing all the Pistons, Lions, and Red Wings garb?
When relocating to a new area, its always best to use "Prison Rules".
In your case find the biggest, baddest looking guy that you can thats wearing a Pistons or a Lions jersey, walk right up to him, knock him out with one punch then tell him that you own his bitch ass.
Your days in Michigan will be much more enjoyable as a result... This is a foolproof strategy.

SWedd523
01-16-2009, 09:27 PM
Bump!

Ziggy, if you would, tell me.... Where do rainbows come from?

teej
01-17-2009, 01:43 AM
Ziggy - Think carefully

What is brown and sticky?

What gets wetter while it dries?

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat ti you will die?

ziggy
01-17-2009, 05:30 AM
Bump!

Ziggy, if you would, tell me.... Where do rainbows come from?

They are created by the Rainbow Fairy. Most people don't believe that she exists, but I happen to have pictures of her in her secret underground rainbow fairy lair.

See for yourself
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http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/rainbows.jpg

ziggy
01-17-2009, 05:32 AM
Ziggy - Think carefully

What is brown and sticky?

What gets wetter while it dries?

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat ti you will die?

Oprah. :rolleyes:

SWedd523
01-17-2009, 02:15 PM
They are created by the Rainbow Fairy. Most people don't believe that she exists, but I happen to have pictures of her in her secret underground rainbow fairy lair.

See for yourself

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/rainbows.jpg


Thanks, you're good!... (quoting you for no particular reason;))

teej
01-19-2009, 07:52 PM
Oprah. :rolleyes:

well it was supposed to be 3 different answers but that was so good ill give it to ya

a) a stick

b) a towel

c) nothing

SWedd523
01-19-2009, 08:04 PM
Almighty Ziggy, Where do babies come from?

ziggy
01-19-2009, 09:05 PM
It has been scientifically proven that when you have the following combination of volatile chemicals in a closed space that it produces babies every time:

Jack Daniels
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh84/russell_myers1/Jack_Daniels_Whiskey.jpg


Luther Vandross music
http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/ff352/bukskia/Luther.jpg


and hot chicks in thongs
http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp276/d4444/caseyjessicabrittany2.jpg

SWedd523
01-19-2009, 10:47 PM
Oh, see I was under the impression that Maxwell was the 3rd ingredient....

Where are you getting this pictures? lol I need to make a website you have a sexy fan club

ziggy
01-20-2009, 05:41 AM
Where are you getting this pictures?
I grab most of them off of photobucket, they have a ton of funny images.

Ampsportsduo
01-21-2009, 04:55 AM
Tupac or Biggie?

ziggy
01-21-2009, 07:37 PM
Tupac or Biggie?


KRS-ONE


The Bridge is Over (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-alEhlHSzk)

SWedd523
01-21-2009, 07:50 PM
Does it matter if you're black or white?

ziggy
01-21-2009, 10:39 PM
Does it matter if you're black or white?

Why choose, when you can have one of each :cool:

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/images1080631_sports_illustrated_sw.jpg

teej
01-21-2009, 11:13 PM
should the olympics be done in the nude again?

SWedd523
01-21-2009, 11:41 PM
should the olympics be done in the nude again?
Be careful with that one, back in the day it was homosexuals in the nude

teej
01-22-2009, 12:36 AM
Be careful with that one, back in the day it was homosexuals in the nude

I know - but now its a toss up of you get to see all those chicks (like Shawn Johnson!!! and Nastia Liukin), but you have to see the guys...

that is why a higher being (Ziggy) must decide

lol

JamieMcNeill
01-22-2009, 10:44 AM
I know - but now its a toss up of you get to see all those chicks (like Shawn Johnson!!! and Nastia Liukin), but you have to see the guys...

that is why a higher being (Ziggy) must decide

lol

NOt to take any of Ziggys thunder :bowdown:
But unless you go watch the olympics live this is a non problem. you look at the schedule and watch the female events only on tv :D

ziggy
01-22-2009, 07:02 PM
should the olympics be done in the nude again?

Women's weightlifting NO!

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/weightlifting.jpg


Women's volleyball YES!

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/454835777mblyihfsge0.jpg

Muttley
01-22-2009, 11:49 PM
Women's Pole Vault?????????????

SWedd523
01-23-2009, 12:21 AM
Women's Pole Vault?????????????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk8uZZaWUsI

Now imagine all of that....... in the nude???

Muttley
01-23-2009, 12:31 AM
Now imagine all of that....... in the nude???
Oh, you better believe that Stokke was fully in mind when I posted that!

SWedd523
01-23-2009, 12:32 AM
Oh, you better believe that Stokke was fully in mind when I posted that!
I was just trying to give you some material to work with ;)

TattoodCats4life
01-23-2009, 08:59 AM
Should I go outside today?

ziggy
01-23-2009, 04:25 PM
Should I go outside today?
Only if you run out of beer.

TattoodCats4life
01-24-2009, 10:14 AM
Only if you run out of beer.

Thats a fantastic idea! I never run out of beer, I run out of types of beer sometimes, but never beer as a whole...gotta have something to drink while I play pool in the Cat Cave...

TattoodCats4life
01-24-2009, 12:47 PM
Got another good "ask ziggy"

Those green dots that make our rep, how do they show, i see darker and brighter ones, are they each worth a number of rep points?

ziggy
01-25-2009, 06:19 PM
Depending on the amount of "rep power" that the person has that gives you some rep, it could be 1 dot or 2 or even more. green are good and red is negative.

and now I'll give you some positive rep :)

teej
01-25-2009, 11:14 PM
What is more likely

A cow jumping over the moon

or

A cold day in hell

or

Sam Vincent having an iq over 5

TattoodCats4life
01-26-2009, 03:51 PM
Will MJ consider reviving the Sting (renaming them hopefully to fit better) once we make the playoffs and ppl in Charlotte remember we have an NBA team?

SWedd523
01-27-2009, 07:45 PM
Can I handle the truth?

ziggy
01-29-2009, 04:45 PM
Can I handle the truth?

It depends on how strong your stomach is. Sometimes the truth isn't such a good thing:g:

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/xoxpashyxox/Funny%20Signs%20and%20Ads/truth.jpg

SWedd523
01-29-2009, 09:58 PM
It depends on how strong your stomach is. Sometimes the truth isn't such a good thing:g:

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/xoxpashyxox/Funny%20Signs%20and%20Ads/truth.jpg
exceeded bandwidth on that pic!

TheLegend
01-31-2009, 12:41 PM
Hey Ziggy, I really like this girl in my class and today I went to her profile on Facebook and its said she's in an open relationship with her bf. I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing and me and her have a history with each. So what do you think Ziggy is that a good thing for me or a bad thing.

ziggy
01-31-2009, 01:30 PM
Hey Ziggy, I really like this girl in my class and today I went to her profile on Facebook and its said she's in an open relationship with her bf. I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing and me and her have a history with each. So what do you think Ziggy is that a good thing for me or a bad thing.

That is a good thing that she doesn't seem to want to be in a commited relationship.
You can approach her and if things work out, you can hang out with her and still have the freedom to check other ladies if one catches your eye.

My friend, you are in a position to have your cake and eat it too.
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/cake-and-boy.jpg

TheLegend
01-31-2009, 01:39 PM
That is a good thing that she doesn't seem to want to be in a commited relationship.
You can approach her and if things work out, you can hang out with her and still have the freedom to check other ladies if one catches your eye.

My friend, you are in a position to have your cake and eat it too.
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/cake-and-boy.jpg

That's good to hear but the bad thing is that after they started going out I'd pretty much ignored she even tried talking to me sometimes just yesterday she told me why I was ignoring her and I'm always mad at her. I even deleted her as my friend and now that I know she's in an open relationship should I'd add her back and tell her that we need to talk?

EDIT: She changed it to in a relationship now, but she has been chancing it like crazy today.

amour217
02-08-2009, 05:35 PM
Why are farts so freakin funny?

ziggy
02-09-2009, 04:28 PM
Why are farts so freakin funny?
The thing thats so funny about farts is that people try to hide it or sneak and do it, but everyone does it. Even the pope kicks back and unleashes a some anal thunder after a good meal.

The thing that I find fascinating about women and farting is that you could find the sexiest most beautiful woman that has every graced the planet and even she is capable of releasing some ass halitosis that will peel the paint off of every wall in your house.


Speaking of Farts, I defy anyone to look at these without laughing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gK3RRtCHw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3oAjBwteHo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPKX4VU_IHE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30P6ZWcMI8k

amour217
02-10-2009, 08:59 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/amour217/farting-ticket.gif

TattoodCats4life
02-10-2009, 12:30 PM
One of the funniest farts in history

SMOH5kpOmu0

ziggy
02-10-2009, 06:20 PM
This is so good that we almost need an entirely separate 'Fart' thread. :g:

TattoodCatswife
02-10-2009, 09:37 PM
LOL the simple things that amuse us

TattoodCats4life
02-10-2009, 11:06 PM
This is so good that we almost need an entirely separate 'Fart' thread. :g:

Check it out in the off topic area :)

ohara831
04-10-2009, 11:25 PM
Will we be picking #13 in the Draft, and who will we select 1st round?

davcbow
04-11-2009, 12:38 AM
Will we be picking #13 in the Draft, and who will we select 1st round?

We will have a chance to draft higher than 13 we are in the lottery, will have a lower chance it get a high pick is all. At 13th spot ESPN has listed.
Branden Jennings; 19 years old; PG; 6-2; 165lbs; Italy. But we wont need another PG, we need a high % shooter....:cool:

ziggy
04-11-2009, 03:31 PM
Will we be picking #13 in the Draft, and who will we select 1st round?
If the lottery gods do not smile upon us and bless us with Blake Griffin, I see LB surprising everybody in this draft and instead of taking a SG, drafting a low post banger with great hands Dejuan Blair.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPPnfXuYgzU

SWedd523
04-11-2009, 06:11 PM
If the lottery gods do not smile upon us and bless us with Blake Griffin, I see LB surprising everybody in this draft and instead of taking a SG, drafting a low post banger with great hands Dejuan Blair.
All 6'7 of him?

teej
04-11-2009, 08:26 PM
seriously Ziggy? Too many drugs, man. tooooooo many.

he's way too small for the NBA, especially a team like us that is already small...

ziggy
04-11-2009, 09:35 PM
:biggrin: I see LB pulling something out of left field. Last year none of us expected DJ as our pick

Ampsportsduo
07-08-2009, 03:56 AM
Is this your new theme song (http://www.boototom.info/dylan/10-Knockin_on_Ziggys_Big_Ego.mp3)?

ziggy
07-08-2009, 05:49 AM
Wow... Those were some serious drugs that dude was on when he was singing that song :hypo:

Ampsportsduo
07-18-2009, 05:11 PM
Did you ever make a mix tape for a "lady friend"? If so, what songs were included?

ziggy
07-18-2009, 06:01 PM
Go old school

Teddy Pendergrass, Marvin Gaye, add in some Dirt Mind/Controversy/1999 era Prince ballads then pull out the big gun (so to speak) and bring it home with Luther Vandross.

This is an infallible musical concoction :biggrin:

(we want updates)

amour217
07-19-2009, 09:16 PM
Don't forget "Hoochie Mama" by 2 Live Crew....it's a lock after that

WarioVsMooChicken
07-29-2009, 01:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6yjYbQpj0g

I always include this on mix tapes for girls

Ghost Kat
01-20-2010, 01:32 PM
How do I delete my visitor messages?

ziggy
01-20-2010, 01:45 PM
How do I delete my visitor messages?

It was a permissions problem, you should be able to delete them now.