Ziggy's thread of flawless relationship advice

[ziggy]

In the spirit of the Ask Ziggy Thread (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/showthread.php?t=6242), I've decided to answer any and all relationship questions that you can throw at me. Are you having girlfriend problems, wife problems, wives problems ( hey, there may be a few polygamist that are Bobcats fans ) then explain your situation here and I will give you the absolutely perfect solution... Trust me;)

[dnbman]

Dear Ziggy,

Mother-in-laws
Mothers
Wives
Sisters
Wives' best friends
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Go.

[ziggy]

Mother-in-laws
Mothers
Wives
Sisters
Wives' best friends
Ex-Girlfriends
For starters, avoid having all of them in your hot tub at the same time.... It could become problematic.

[amour217]

For starters, avoid having all of them in your hot tub at the same time.... It could become problematic.

If they all end up in your hot tub, a well-placed fart will clear up the problem quickly

[WarioVsMooChicken]

My GF has never liked to get out. She likes to sit at home all day and pretty much do nothing. Very rarely can I get her to go somehwere with me that isn't the mall. How do I go about making her want to do things?

Better yet, what could I do to make her go to a Bobcats game with me next season? :D

I've never been able to get her to go to one with me because she hates sports (She never gave them a chance) and she's a goth chic.

[Muttley]

Not to step on Master Ziggy's toes, but WvsMC, you should get in touch with AMMO and get him to pose in a picture with you while wearing black lipstick. I'm sure your GF would dig it.

[ziggy]

My GF has never liked to get out. She likes to sit at home all day and pretty much do nothing. Very rarely can I get her to go somehwere with me that isn't the mall. How do I go about making her want to do things?

Better yet, what could I do to make her go to a Bobcats game with me next season? :D

I've never been able to get her to go to one with me because she hates sports (She never gave them a chance) and she's a goth chic.
Hmmm... thats a tough one. Use the "Ask for the world / settle for a country" technique. It works like this
Step 1: Ask your girlfriend if she'd like to go out with you to Leather & Lace for "Strippers dipped in Honey Night". Make a huge deal about it, tell her that its really artistic, that these are talented dancers and that you really, REALLY want her to go with you.
Step 2: After she refuses (and if she doesn't kick your ass) With great disappointment and sadness in your voice, Ask if she'll go to a Bobcats game with you.

This is a tried and true technique that has been handed down from generation to generation, you have nothing to worry about. :biggrin:

[Dunk]

Why does she like the mall? Is it the relaxed environment or because there are a bunch of different things to do there? You should incorporate that into your dates when you figure that out. Maybe structure a date that involves three or four different things to do like a museum, dinner, music, etc., Another alternative is to take turns. You get to pick one date, she picks the next one. The wife and I do that to some extent.

Also, I need pics. Goth chicks = hotness. Thanks.:)

[WarioVsMooChicken]

Hmmm... thats a tough one. Use the "Ask for the world / settle for a country" technique. It works like this
Step 1: Ask your girlfriend if she'd like to go out with you to Leather & Lace for "Strippers dipped in Honey Night". Make a huge deal about it, tell her that its really artistic, that these are talented dancers and that you really, REALLY want her to go with you.
Step 2: After she refuses (and if she doesn't kick your ass) With great disappointment and sadness in your voice, Ask if she'll go to a Bobcats game with you.

This is a tried and true technique that has been handed down from generation to generation, you have nothing to worry about. :biggrin:

BRILLIANT!

[WarioVsMooChicken]

Why does she like the mall? Is it the relaxed environment or because there are a bunch of different things to do there? You should incorporate that into your dates when you figure that out. Maybe structure a date that involves three or four different things to do like a museum, dinner, music, etc., Another alternative is to take turns. You get to pick one date, she picks the next one. The wife and I do that to some extent.

Also, I need pics. Goth chicks = hotness. Thanks.:)

She likes clothes. I think that's the only reason she goes to the mall >_>. The turn thing won't work because she wants me to decide everywhere we go... She just has to agree with it. >_>

I also need a digital camera :(

[Dead_Real]

Dear Ziggy,

Mother-in-laws
Mothers
Wives
Sisters
Wives' best friends
Ex-Girlfriends


Go.
I assume this only gets worse with marriage because my girls best friends (that just happen to be single go figure) always seem to hate lol.

I gotta start calling Ziggy "A Pimp named Slickback" The Boondocks fans will get that joke :)

[ziggy]

I assume this only gets worse with marriage because my girls best friends (that just happen to be single go figure) always seem to hate lol.

I gotta start calling Ziggy "A Pimp named Slickback" The Boondocks fans will get that joke :)
Nice. I might have to make Slickback my new avatar :biggrin:
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/A_Pimp_Named_Slickback.jpg

[Muttley]

I gotta start calling Ziggy "A Pimp named Slickback" The Boondocks fans will get that joke :)

"... and yes, you MUST say it every time."

[Dead_Real]

Katt Williams better come back for Season 3 of The Boondocks dude is hilarious.