Sean May is SO Fat... [Archive] - Bobcatsplanet Forum

TattoodCats4life

01-12-2009, 06:16 PM

Sean May is so fat the arena now qualifies for its own zip code... also its no mystery why there is a Dunkin Donuts attached to the stadium and a Burger King across the street in the CTC.

ziggy

01-12-2009, 06:27 PM

Sean May is so fat, he gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us

DanielWheeler

01-12-2009, 06:47 PM

To roll with Ziggy's joke : Sean May is so fat that clothes come in three sizes...Two extra large, three extra large, and Sean May

Slam

01-12-2009, 07:16 PM

Sean May is so fat that Larry Brown wont allow him to play basketball.

close thread.

TattoodCats4life

01-12-2009, 07:19 PM

Sean May is so fat that Larry Brown wont allow him to play basketball.

close thread.

Cop out...

Sean May's sooooo fat that McDonalds was talking to Bob Johnson about a sponsorship deal to put a store in the locker room.

bing!

01-12-2009, 07:20 PM

Sean May is so fat that the only thing that finds him attractive is gravity itself.

amour217

01-12-2009, 08:21 PM

Sean May is so fat he's got more rolls than a bakery...

Sean May is so fat, he eats Wheat Thicks...

Sean May is so fat, his diet is called Slim Slow

Sean May is so fat, if he went to NC State, they would've thought he was the Kool Aid Man

BIGCatBobcat

01-12-2009, 08:57 PM

Sean May is so fat they came up with a new number position 7 because he's at least as big as a 2 and a 5 put together.

I'm sorry.

amour217

01-12-2009, 09:02 PM

Sean May is so fat they came up with a new number position 7 because he's at least as big as a 2 and a 5 put together.

I'm sorry.

Sean May will win the 6th Man Award this year...because he's as big as 6 men combined

Brad

01-12-2009, 10:19 PM

Sean May ate the 6th man award.

In other news. There were 8 planets -- until Sean May got hungry and ate Pluto as a snack. The asteroid belt shall now be known as "May Crumbs".

Moving along ...

The Panthers were trying to make the first NFL-NBA trade in history in hopes of trading Julius Peppers for Sean May. The Panthers hoped that May could team with 300 lb'er Ma'ake Kemoeatu to form the first one ton pair of Defensive Tackles in NFL history. The deal fell through when the Panthers couldn't find a helmet big enough for May's ginormous head.

And finally, Nike unveiled their new Sean May line of sneakers dubbed "Nike Flats" aimed at people too fat to walk.

Ghost Kat

01-12-2009, 10:23 PM

Sean May is so fat all of his sperm have Diabetes

Edited: Nice way to mark post 500

ziggy

01-12-2009, 10:48 PM

Best....Thread....EVER!!!

teej

01-12-2009, 11:45 PM

bing!

01-13-2009, 06:17 AM

To borrow from the Nutty Professor...

Sean May is so fat that every time he goes to Sea World, they pay him.

Sean May is so fat, he needs a Thomas Guide to find his behind.

Sean May is so fat, his belt size is equator.

Sean May is so fat, when he went to dine at the restaurant, he got a group discount.

amour217

01-13-2009, 07:08 AM

Sean May is so fat all of his sperm have Diabetes

Edited: Nice way to mark post 500

Dude, that one KILLED me LOL +1 big time!

Brad

01-13-2009, 08:46 AM

Sean May is so fat his belt filed for disability.

amour217

01-13-2009, 08:47 AM

Sean May is so fat, he uses a fondue pot to gargle in the morning

amour217

01-13-2009, 08:57 AM

Sean May is so fat, I took a picture of him his rookie year and it's still printing

TattoodCats4life

01-13-2009, 08:57 AM

Sean May so fat the guy at the Chineese buffet came to his table and said, "All day kin eat, NOT all yoo kin eat, yu go NOW killah wHale"

amour217

01-13-2009, 08:58 AM

Sean May is so fat, the back of his new jersey says:

4 __________________________________________________ _______________ 2

amour217

01-13-2009, 09:01 AM

Sean May is so fat, the horse on his Polo shirt is real

TattoodCats4life

01-13-2009, 09:22 AM

Sean May SO fat he picked 42 because that's how many Big Macs he can eat in 1 sitting.

Brad

01-13-2009, 10:30 AM

Sean May is so fat, his real number is 24.

Muttley

01-13-2009, 12:08 PM

damn, these are killer. The sperm w/ diabetes is so wrong, but oh so great!

davcbow

01-13-2009, 01:01 PM

Sean May is so fat that Pillsbury offered him a job as the new dough boy....:p

davcbow

01-13-2009, 01:04 PM

Sean May is so fat that GoodYear offered him a job as the new blimp....:p

BRNC

01-13-2009, 02:07 PM

Sean May is so fat that the Titanic rises when he goes wading in the ocean...

BRNC

01-13-2009, 02:09 PM

Sean May is so fat there is a solar eclipse when he stands on top of the Empire State Building...:rim:

ALuhrs704

01-13-2009, 02:31 PM

Sean May is SO fat that he was givin the sprite family upgrade at the last home game so he could sit comfortably.

amour217

01-13-2009, 02:38 PM

That fried chicken smell at the arena isn't from Bojangles, it's from Sean May's thighs rubbing together as he walks to the bench

TattoodCats4life

01-13-2009, 03:20 PM

A picture of Coach Brown lighting a fire under Sean May's Ass...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/content/images/2004/10/20/albuquerque_balloon_festival_gallery_09_470x320.jp g

SWedd523

01-13-2009, 05:00 PM

sean mays so fat he makes swedds mama look skinny

haha jk swedd i had to find sum1
Thumbs DOWN

Best....Thread....EVER!!!
You're Welcome;)

SWedd523

01-13-2009, 05:01 PM

Sean May is so fat they have to grease the door frame and hold a Big Mac on the other side just to get him through;)

SWedd523

01-13-2009, 05:03 PM

Sean May is so fat, every time he wears a yellow raincoat people yell "TAXI!!!"

DanielWheeler

01-13-2009, 05:30 PM

Sean May walking to the game in New York...

http://www.ugo.com/movies/top-movie-monsters/images/stay-puft-marshmallow-man.jpg

DanielWheeler

01-13-2009, 06:08 PM

Sean May is so fat that if he was in the G commercial, they would say he's "gut"

teej

01-14-2009, 12:06 AM

Thumbs Down

im just messin man

Sean May is so fat that he cant look at himself in the mirror, he doesnt fit!

SWedd523

01-14-2009, 12:10 AM

im just messin man

Sean May is so fat that he cant look at himself in the mirror, he doesnt fit!
It's otay

Sean May is so fat that his belly button makes an echo:shrug:

teej

01-14-2009, 12:14 AM

Sean May is so fat that his high school had to get a webcam for each of his classes since he couldnt fit in the door

davcbow

01-14-2009, 12:50 AM

Sean May is so fat that the last time he went swimming a whaling ship was chasing him yelling "Thar she blows!!!". :p

SWedd523

01-14-2009, 12:58 AM

Sean May is so fat that the last time he went swimming a whaling ship was chasing him yelling "Thar she blows!!!". :p
speaking of whales...... Sean May is so fat you could burn him for oil and power Detroit for 3 months:biggrin:

Ghost Kat

01-14-2009, 01:26 AM

Sean May is the reason why you find dinosaur bones....He ate them... All

davcbow

01-14-2009, 03:38 AM

Sean May is so fat you could fill up his belly button with water and take a swim....:p

TattoodCats4life

01-14-2009, 08:33 AM

Sean May SO fat when we were in Detroit the manager of the hotel told him it's okay to bathe in the swimming pool.

amour217

01-14-2009, 01:07 PM

Sean May is so fat, he's not a Bobcat, he's a Blobcat

TattoodCats4life

01-14-2009, 01:11 PM

Sean May is so fat, he's not a Bobcat, he's a Blobcat
Gosh darn it, gotta change my pants yet again....

amour217

01-14-2009, 02:02 PM

Sean May is so fat, he has more boobs than a Victoria's Secret catalog

playoffs...PLAYOFFS?

01-14-2009, 02:06 PM

Sean May is so fat, he has more boobs than a Victoria's Secret catalog

dont even want to ask where he hides all his boobs

amour217

01-14-2009, 02:20 PM

Sean May is so fat, if he were an MMA fighter, he wouldn't be Kimbo Slice...he'd be Kimbo TheWholeCake

murphman

01-14-2009, 02:41 PM

Sean May is so fat when he dances at a concert the whole band skips.

murphman

01-14-2009, 02:44 PM

Sean May is so fat that when he was born, he gave the hospital stretch marks.

SWedd523

01-14-2009, 03:15 PM

Sean May is so fat that the only thing attracted to him is gravity

TattoodCats4life

01-14-2009, 04:33 PM

Sean May is so fat he ate a Refs fingers so the couldnt call 4-2

DanielWheeler

01-14-2009, 05:08 PM

Sean May is so fat that there are still nine planets...

amour217

01-14-2009, 09:05 PM

Sean May is so fat that when he was born, he gave the hospital stretch marks.

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA! +1!!!

Ghost Kat

01-14-2009, 09:46 PM

Digging through Sean May's fat rolls is like digging through a old couch Probably find nickels, candy wraps, old work out instructers

I heard Sam Vincent tried to hide under a fat role when Jordan was tryin to fire him.

TattoodCats4life

01-15-2009, 01:34 PM

Sean May is so fat his fat went on a diet to lose weight.

amour217

01-15-2009, 01:52 PM

Sean May is so fat, he fell in love and broke it

TattoodCats4life

01-15-2009, 02:01 PM

Sean May so fat they had to build the stadium with him in it already

Beeves

01-15-2009, 02:06 PM

Sean May is so fat he sat on a quarter and made a booger come out of George Washintons nose.

TattoodCats4life

01-15-2009, 02:23 PM

Sean May is so fat he stepped on a brick of Kingsford and it turned into a diamond.

SWedd523

01-15-2009, 02:26 PM

Sean May invented fat.

SWedd523

01-15-2009, 02:28 PM

Sean May is so fat, God had to push him off the couch so that he could "let there could be light"

TattoodCats4life

01-15-2009, 02:36 PM

Sean May is so fat when he was born him mom lost a hundred pounds.

davcbow

01-15-2009, 02:38 PM

Sean May is so fat that he is making the Earth wobble....

Sean May is so fat that objects want to go in orbit around him.....:cool:

amour217

01-15-2009, 02:40 PM

Sean May is so fat, the movie "The Perfect Storm" is about him farting in the bathtub

TattoodCats4life

01-15-2009, 09:50 PM

Sean May So fat he cant have a motorcycle...as demonstrated below.
http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/fat-wheelie.jpg

TattoodCats4life

01-15-2009, 09:59 PM

http://www.cytats.com/capauto/images/player%20pics/Sean-May.gif

Yeah, I ate every value meal at the Wendy's, so what?

davcbow

01-15-2009, 10:57 PM

Sean May is so fat that he reached around to scratch his buttox and found his lost car keys in a wrinkle.....

krazyrumpshaker

01-16-2009, 08:19 AM

Sean May is so fat that when he got in the pool, missing food started floating out from between his fat rolls.

davcbow

01-16-2009, 01:47 PM

Sean May is so fat that he once farted and lost 10lbs....:p

SWedd523

01-16-2009, 02:03 PM

Sean May is so fat that he once farted and lost 10lbs....:p
Sean May is so fat he doesn't fart, he creates tornadoes

amour217

01-16-2009, 02:40 PM

Sean May is so fat, he's just a set of double chins and eyeballs

TattoodCats4life

01-16-2009, 11:58 PM

Sean May is so fat he ate Carroll and Hollins and crapped out a Diop...

Oh, I see what you did there....

teej

01-17-2009, 12:05 AM

nice job tattoed

Sean May is so fat he needs a moving van to take him home

TattoodCats4life

01-17-2009, 12:08 AM

Sean May's so fat when he fell at Staples Center the fire department responded for the earthquake.

teej

01-17-2009, 12:17 AM

Sean May is so fat theres no more Orange Bowl because he ate the whole dang stadium and thought it was a fruit

amour217

01-21-2009, 02:36 PM

Sean May is so fat, he uses his chins as an apartment complex to get some extra money

Ghost Kat

01-21-2009, 03:16 PM

Sean May stars in new 2009 summer movie

The Day Sean May Stood Still

We can make hundreds of sequels

amour217

01-21-2009, 03:46 PM

Sean May: The Colossus of Gout

TattoodCats4life

01-22-2009, 12:19 AM

Sean May's so fat he thinks he's going to play in a week.

SWedd523

01-22-2009, 12:44 AM

Sean May is so fat, when he went to school he sat next to everybody

SWedd523

01-22-2009, 12:46 AM

Sean May is so fat, if he went on a diet two under developed African nations would have enough food to live off of for a year

amour217

01-22-2009, 08:10 AM

Sean May is so fat, he has more crack than Harlem

amour217

01-22-2009, 08:12 AM

Sean May is so fat, they had to tattoo broccoli on his arms so he wouldn't bite them off

amour217

01-22-2009, 08:45 AM

Sean May is so fat, he wants to be Mayor McCheese when he grows up

amour217

01-23-2009, 07:20 AM

Sean May is so fat, he can't fit in MC Hammer's pants

TattoodCats4life

01-23-2009, 08:49 AM

Sean May is so fat, he can't fit in MC Hammer's pants

Sean May is so fat when he runs there's smoke...

amour217

01-23-2009, 09:00 AM

Sean May is so fat, 42 isn't his jersey number, it's his BMI

TattoodCats4life

01-23-2009, 09:05 AM

Sean May is so fat, 42 isn't his jersey number, it's his BMI

Oh, I thought 42 was his waist size, i stand corrected...

amour217

01-23-2009, 09:40 AM

Sean May on Halloween:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/amour217/SeanMayHalloween.jpg

teej

01-23-2009, 06:14 PM

LOL

Wouldnt he dress up as the worlds fattest man though?

TattoodCats4life

01-24-2009, 12:18 AM

LOL

Wouldnt he dress up as the worlds fattest man though?

Sean May's so fat that costume is a #42 jersey and matching shorts.

teej

01-24-2009, 12:20 AM

Sean May's so fat that costume is a #42 jersey and matching shorts.

Good Point

+1

TattoodCats4life

01-24-2009, 09:53 AM

Watching Jerry McGuire... "The human head weighs 8 pounds..."

Maybe anyone elses, but ...

Sean May so fat his head weighs 20 pounds...

davcbow

01-24-2009, 01:24 PM

Sean May is so fat that LB asked him to go into the game but he refused because he had no where to set down his feed bag....:cool:

amour217

01-26-2009, 12:06 PM

Sean May is so fat, the back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

TattoodCats4life

01-26-2009, 12:08 PM

Sean May is so fat we have over 100 posts in here now

amour217

01-26-2009, 12:08 PM

Sean May is so fat, he's got more jello than a retirement home

amour217

01-26-2009, 06:58 PM

Sean May is so fat, if he tried to clone himself an create his own team, he'd have players like Terry Porker and Gerald Walrus

Muttley

01-26-2009, 08:28 PM

Sean May is so fat, if he tried to clone himself an create his own team, he'd have players like Terry Porker and Gerald Walrus

Emeka Okafourtons?
Adam Morrfoodnowison?

Ghost Kat

01-26-2009, 08:57 PM

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb275/pertheseus/FA.jpg

http://i543.photobucket.com/albums/gg458/master_mary/fatkid.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m294/mareh674/FAT/goldmember8.jpg

http://i483.photobucket.com/albums/rr199/TheGreenDoc/Fat-assAmerican.jpg

Muttley

01-26-2009, 09:03 PM

Mowing the lawn from the safety of your Rascal!!! That's awesome.

teej

01-26-2009, 09:31 PM

That lady (if event hat) needs some SERIOUS slimfast

hbk999

01-26-2009, 10:01 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHSGk3cn5bM

TattoodCats4life

01-27-2009, 09:11 AM

Sean May so fat this is him on the bench in Europe next year...

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii293/johnnykoffin/dwingdwang_fat_black_girl_chick_mon.jpg

TattoodCatswife

01-27-2009, 12:18 PM

Sean May so fat this is him on the bench in Europe next year...

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii293/johnnykoffin/dwingdwang_fat_black_girl_chick_mon.jpg

OMFG THAT'S NASTY!

TattoodCats4life

01-30-2009, 08:28 PM

Sean May so fat here's his mug shot

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0130093mugs4.jpg

SWedd523

01-31-2009, 09:00 AM

Wow from that mug shot you can really tell he's been working out and losing weight. Dude looks trim!

TattoodCats4life

02-01-2009, 12:36 AM

Sean May so fat he injured his knee without playing.

ziggy

02-01-2009, 07:30 AM

Sean May so fat he injured his knee without playing.

ding. ding. ding. I think we have a winner :biggrin:

TattoodCats4life

02-01-2009, 09:41 AM

ding. ding. ding. I think we have a winner :biggrin:

:)

I guess the fact is "I was walking to the Dunkin D outside the arena coach to get coffee for the team (and a dozen doughnuts for me), and uhm, it just started to hurt"

TattoodCatswife

02-01-2009, 02:23 PM

:)

I guess the fact is "I was walking to the Dunkin D outside the arena coach to get coffee for the team (and a dozen doughnuts for me), and uhm, it just started to hurt"

LOL forget about the Dunkin Donuts outside the arena..what about all the restaurants that are in the arena that he probably has full access to????? I can just imagine him before every game having someone bring him food from whichever food he wants at the arena.

JamieMcNeill

02-01-2009, 02:36 PM

LOL forget about the Dunkin Donuts outside the arena..what about all the restaurants that are in the arena that he probably has full access to????? I can just imagine him before every game having someone bring him food from whichever food he wants at the arena.

You just gave me the greatest idea ever.
Bobcats do some time of charity where they will donate the equivalent of Sean Mays contract to some obesity foundation if all charlotte area restaurants agree to not serve Sean May for the rest of the year. Maybe even get the cities we visit to get in on it.

TattoodCatswife

02-01-2009, 02:37 PM

You just gave me the greatest idea ever.
Bobcats do some time of charity where they will donate the equivalent of Sean Mays contract to some obesity foundation if all charlotte area restaurants agree to not serve Sean May for the rest of the year. Maybe even get the cities we visit to get in on it.

+1 cuz that is just too freakin funny!

TattoodCats4life

02-02-2009, 10:29 AM

Seriously, I pray that I walk into a an eatery one day and see May chowing down... I will NOT hesitate to walk right over to him, knock his plate to the floor and say DAMN YOU, MILLIONS of dollars and you eat like a fucking horse, you're a disgrace to this bobcats franchise and to size large NBA players all over the world...We should trade him to the panthers, he'd be a good addition to the defensive line :)

davcbow

02-02-2009, 01:48 PM

TattoodCatswife

02-02-2009, 03:22 PM

Hey wait we dont want him on the Panthers....:cool:

LMAO yeah if he is useless here I can just imagine how he will be on the Panthers

Ghost Kat

02-02-2009, 08:17 PM

Maybe Sean is pregnant and he just needs to drop the 7 pound fat ass baby Sean inside him. Then he would weight enough to play.

TattoodCatswife

02-02-2009, 08:46 PM

Maybe Sean is pregnant and he just needs to drop the 7 pound fat ass baby Sean inside him. Then he would weight enough to play.

LOL who is the father?

TattoodCats4life

02-02-2009, 08:58 PM

I think the father of Sean May's baby is "Big Baby" Davis....now we know why he cries...

Ghost Kat

02-02-2009, 09:01 PM

LOL who is the father?

Toss up between Ronald Mcdonald or Colonel Sanders

amour217

02-07-2009, 05:18 PM

Sean May is so fat, he doesn't have love "handles", he has the whole dresser

TattoodCats4life

02-07-2009, 10:06 PM

Sean May's so fat we had to trade 2 players to make more room on the bench for him...

TattoodCatswife

02-08-2009, 09:50 AM

Sean May's so fat we had to trade 2 players to make more room on the bench for him...

HAHA yeah, so now maybe he can stop sitting in Wallace's seat :)

TattoodCats4life

02-08-2009, 07:17 PM

May's So Fat Vlad reminded him that in Soviet Russia food eats you.

davcbow

02-08-2009, 09:06 PM

May is so fat that the D league may not want him....

TattoodCatswife

02-09-2009, 09:42 PM

Sean May is so fat he only played 6 minutes in the game against the Clippers, had no points, and had 1 turnover

ALong13

02-09-2009, 09:44 PM

May is so fat that the D league may not want him....

(He's so fat) He wouldn't fit in the D-League

SirBobcat

02-09-2009, 09:50 PM

(He's so fat) He wouldn't fit in the D-League

He's so fat that they would call the D-League, "The Double D League"

TattoodCatswife

02-09-2009, 09:53 PM

He's so fat that they would call the D-League, "The Double D League"

+1 I like that, that was real funny :D

TattoodCats4life

02-09-2009, 09:56 PM

He's so fat that they would call the D-League, "The Double D League"

Well, Sean's so fat it wouldnt be Double D either... just like these :)

http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/FatFaeries.jpg

SirBobcat

02-09-2009, 09:57 PM

Dude! -1 for the picture...EWW!

TattoodCats4life

02-09-2009, 09:59 PM

Dude! -1 for the picture...EWW!
Guess there should be a warning, but this is the "Fat" thread ;)

SirBobcat

02-09-2009, 10:00 PM

Guess there should be a warning, but this is the "Fat" thread ;)

lol point taken. I will never look at this page of this thread the same again :D

TattoodCatswife

02-09-2009, 10:00 PM

Well, Sean's so fat it wouldnt be Double D either... just like these :)

http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/FatFaeries.jpg

That should be illegal...this should be a crime of some sort!

SirBobcat

02-09-2009, 10:01 PM

+1 for comment and -1 for quoting the picture so we have to see it again.

davcbow

02-09-2009, 10:03 PM

Well, Sean's so fat it wouldnt be Double D either... just like these :)

http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/FatFaeries.jpg

LOL the red head isnt that bad...:p

SirBobcat

02-09-2009, 10:03 PM

Page 14 and 15 make me very sad :(

TattoodCatswife

02-09-2009, 10:03 PM

+1 for comment and -1 for quoting the picture so we have to see it again.

LMAO it looks like u have to -1 davcbow too, he quoted the picture as well!! :)

TattoodCatswife

02-09-2009, 10:04 PM

LOL the red head isnt that bad...:p

HAHAHA they other 3 make the red head look skinny LMAO

SirBobcat

02-09-2009, 10:04 PM

Actually

it's -2 because he saw people getting -1's and didn't follow through.

TattoodCatswife

02-09-2009, 10:06 PM

Actually

it's -2 because he saw people getting -1's and didn't follow through.

LOL you are too funny Sir :biggrin::D

davcbow

02-09-2009, 10:07 PM

HAHAHA they other 3 make the red head look skinny LMAO

Thats all I meant and -1 for you for commenting on the pic.:p

TattoodCatswife

02-09-2009, 10:08 PM

Thats all I meant and -1 for you for commenting on the pic.:p

LOL :) I think we need to figure out a way to get rid of this pic or just keep posting to make it disappear to move onto another page

TattoodCats4life

02-09-2009, 10:11 PM

To make you happy :) Blue for the bobcats!

http://www.maxitmag.com/images/stories/loosewires/dailybabes/mar07/adriana_lima_twin.jpg

SirBobcat

02-09-2009, 10:11 PM

Yes! Victory For Page 15! +1

TattoodCatswife

02-09-2009, 10:12 PM

Yes! Victory For Page 15! +1

HAHAHAHAHAHA :)

Muttley

02-10-2009, 12:44 PM

Wow, reading through this thread over the past day.... lots of ups and downs. You couldn't even see the bottoms on some of those girls' bathing suits.

TattoodCats4life

02-10-2009, 02:33 PM

Wow, reading through this thread over the past day.... lots of ups and downs. You couldn't even see the bottoms on some of those girls' bathing suits.

Sean goes up and down, and no one wants to see that bottom.

teej

02-10-2009, 02:38 PM

Sean goes up and down, and no one wants to see that bottom.

No one wants to see Sean period...I feel very very very sorry for any of his exes, and if he has a girl now she must be godzilla-sized

TattoodCatswife

02-10-2009, 03:19 PM

No one wants to see Sean period...I feel very very very sorry for any of his exes, and if he has a girl now she must be godzilla-sized

Any girl he gets must be so embarrassed to BE his girl..think about it...you get a guy that is ACTUALLY in the NBA..but he is like THE worst player in it, there is nothing to be proud about there

teej

02-10-2009, 04:02 PM

Any girl he gets must be so embarrassed to BE his girl..think about it...you get a guy that is ACTUALLY in the NBA..but he is like THE worst player in it, there is nothing to be proud about there

I think Eddy Curry is worse

millst2

02-10-2009, 07:34 PM

Yeah, May is definitely not the worst. He may not be the thinnest but not the worst..hahaha

amour217

02-26-2009, 10:40 AM

Sean May is so fat, he doesn't use a Wii Fit, he uses a Wii Stuck

TattoodCats4life

02-26-2009, 11:02 AM

Sean May is so fat, he doesn't use a Wii Fit, he uses a Wii Stuck

He broke the balance board...

davcbow

02-26-2009, 11:45 AM

Sean May is so fat that Pillsbury is thinking about using him as the next doughboy....:cool:

amour217

02-27-2009, 07:45 AM

Sean May is so fat, when he was younger he changed his last name so it can rhyme with Chick-Fil-A

BETCATS

03-02-2009, 10:24 AM

everyday Sean May commits mass genocide against the people that live in his refrigerator

Sean May's kitchen has it's own area code.

While doing post game conferences, fans notice Sean blinking. This is to signal the McDonalds employees watching I AM HUNGRY in morse code

murphman

03-02-2009, 12:13 PM

Sean May is so fat his cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

davcbow

03-03-2009, 02:00 AM

Sean May is so fat his cereal bowl comes with a diving board... :p

amour217

03-03-2009, 01:18 PM

Sean May is so fat, when he watched Titanic he fell in love....with the boat

amour217

04-30-2009, 03:33 PM

Sean May is so fat, his Air Force Ones are REALLY Air Force Ones

x2pacalypse

05-01-2009, 08:02 PM

i have to do a final project for my physics class...so me and my friend are gonna do ours on finding out sean may's terminal velocity

Ampsportsduo

05-01-2009, 08:08 PM

i have to do a final project for my physics class...so me and my friend are gonna do ours on finding out sean may's terminal velocity

Isn't it zero, as long as he's on the stationary bike?

bing!

05-01-2009, 08:27 PM

^ Sean May is SO fat, he defies the laws of physics.

x2pacalypse

05-02-2009, 01:56 AM

Isn't it zero, as long as he's on the stationary bike?

basically...when i asked my teacher he was like "yea...but for your experiment, you're gonna have to drop sean may out of a plane, and there's gonna have to be a 50 mile area cleared where he lands"

amour217

05-02-2009, 10:11 AM

To Sean May, "terminal velocity" means riding on that golf cart through the Charlotte Airport

Dcarnys

05-05-2009, 11:14 PM

Sean May is so fat i tried to call him a couple days ago and his own area code was 705.

davcbow

05-06-2009, 02:10 AM

Jenny Craig wants you Sean May.....:p

amour217

07-20-2009, 01:42 PM

Sean May is so fat, he doesn't have to pay at the drive-in because they think he's a mini-van

amour217

07-30-2009, 09:54 PM

Sean May is so fat, his stretch marks have names

davcbow

07-30-2009, 11:12 PM

Sean may is so fat he isnt a Bobcat nomore....:biggrin:

amour217

07-31-2009, 03:54 PM

Sean May is so fat, he's a former AND current Bobcat

davcbow

07-31-2009, 03:56 PM

Sean May is so fat that he is now a King Fat Cat..:biggrin:

docend24

08-01-2009, 08:00 AM

Sean may is so fat he isnt a Bobcat nomore....:biggrin:
But that's still making him DA KING.

davcbow

08-02-2009, 03:55 AM

But that's still making him DA KING.

Yep the king fat cat...:cool:

ChuckHayes69

08-02-2009, 05:20 PM

I've got one....

Sean May is so fat that he's nailed more chicks than everyone on this forum combined.

SWedd523

08-02-2009, 05:35 PM

I've got one....

Sean May is so fat that he's nailed more chicks than everyone on this forum combined.
Doubt it

Unless by chicks you mean chicken and by nailed you mean inhaled (or swallowed whole)? If that's the case, then he's got us beat.

teej

08-02-2009, 06:06 PM

Or he means nailed as in running into and knocking over.

murphman

08-02-2009, 07:02 PM

SM is so fat, he's got more rolls than Pillsbury.

amour217

08-02-2009, 09:00 PM

to Sean May, "nailing chicks" means he found a platter of chick-fil-a nuggets in the parking lot

Fred Williamson

10-01-2009, 02:04 AM

http://realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/61868/20090930/sean_may_makes_weight_makes_$100k/

WarioVsMooChicken

10-01-2009, 11:48 AM

Damn, I wish I could have that kind of money for going on a diet.

TattoodCats4life

10-01-2009, 03:01 PM

Sean May so fat sat down in Sacramento and broke Okafor's toe in NOLA!

Muttley

10-01-2009, 05:16 PM

Damn, I wish I could have that kind of money for going on a diet.

I weigh less that 261 lbs. Can I have money too?

Ghost Kat

10-18-2009, 11:59 PM

Sean May is so fat he wears a vcr as a beeper.......

Sean May is so fat that when he went bungie jumping in a yellow jumpsuit, everyone started screaming the sun is falling!!!

Sean May is so fat he makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

:facepalm:

ND22

10-19-2009, 11:23 AM

Sean May is so fat his fatness made him a star on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV7RBRwEzfs

BigE

10-19-2009, 05:13 PM

Sean May is so fat his fatness made him a star on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV7RBRwEzfs

That is just wrong in so many ways... I feel bad for watching it lol.