Crazy, Humerous, Outlandish Trades...A Fun Thread

[TattoodCats4life]

This is a thread I'm starting for fun...kind of like we all got a good laugh on the "Sean May is SO fat..." thread.

The general rules <there are no real rules of course> Post links to trades that work in the trade machine of your choice, hopefully Bobcats involved, but if you have one without us that would be silly or funny go ahead and post away. I'd like to see ones that work, but you can do things like ignoring the 15 player rule (as anyone can be waived of course).

Here is my 65 win Bobcats...

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/traderesult?players=2211~2776~568~3016~2399~3006~3 62~1966&teams=5~5~5~5~5~30~30~30&te=&cash=

[Mustachio]

hell i think every single trade thread that gets made up should go in here. They pretty much all sound outlandish to me. but i know there fun so whatever.


That trade you have for the 65 Win Bobcats is embarrassing. Its embarrassing that the trade works out salary wise. Seriously they have Boobie, Bron and Z for less amount of money than we have tied up in Mek, MC, Ammo, Nazr and May. good grief.

[TattoodCats4life]

hell i think every single trade thread that gets made up should go in here. They pretty much all sound outlandish to me. but i know there fun so whatever.


That trade you have for the 65 Win Bobcats is embarrassing. Its embarrassing that the trade works out salary wise. Seriously they have Boobie, Bron and Z for less amount of money than we have tied up in Mek, MC, Ammo, Nazr and May. good grief.

The thread I'm aiming at is stuff that would NEVER EVER EVER be even rumored... like Kobe for Meka and Wallace (albeit i think that'd fail with his refusal clause). But you get my point I think :) I'm aiming for the opposite of the real trade rumors everyone is constantly going with on here.

All in good fun.

[SWedd523]

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/traderesult?players=2384~1966~3419~3046~1987~2992~ 2211~2753~2776~568~3016~2399~1026&teams=30~30~30~30~30~14~19~14~19~14~5~5~14&te=&cash=


Would result in a lineup of:

Augustin/Chalmers/Quinn/Singletary
Wade/Raja/Singletary
LeBron/Diaw
Diaw/Juwan
Howard/Ajinca/Hollins


We'd obviously need some front line help, so we could try something like this: http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/traderesult?players=49~2991~3205~3444~3015&teams=26~30~30~30~30&te=&cash=

Augustin/Chalmers/Singletary
Wade/Brewer/Quinn/Singletary
LeBron/Diaw
Diaw/Millsap/Ajinca/Howard
Howard/Hollins/Koufos/Fesenko


We'd be thin at the SF spot so we could cut Fesenko and maybe Koufos and find someone from the NBDL to fill in. I don't think we'd have much trouble making the playoffs?:cool:

Young team, depth at every position, future development at every position, not too shabby

[TattoodCats4life]

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/traderesult?players=2384~1966~3419~3046~1987~2992~ 2211~2753~2776~568~3016~2399~1026&teams=30~30~30~30~30~14~19~14~19~14~5~5~14&te=&cash= (http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/traderesult?players=2384%7E1966%7E3419%7E3046%7E19 87%7E2992%7E2211%7E2753%7E2776%7E568%7E3016%7E2399 %7E1026&teams=30%7E30%7E30%7E30%7E30%7E14%7E19%7E14%7E19%7 E14%7E5%7E5%7E14&te=&cash=)


Would result in a lineup of:

Augustin/Chalmers/Quinn/Singletary
Wade/Raja/Singletary
LeBron/Diaw
Diaw/Juwan
Howard/Ajinca/Hollins


We'd obviously need some front line help, so we could try something like this: http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/traderesult?players=49~2991~3205~3444~3015&teams=26~30~30~30~30&te=&cash= (http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/traderesult?players=49%7E2991%7E3205%7E3444%7E3015&teams=26%7E30%7E30%7E30%7E30&te=&cash=)

Augustin/Chalmers/Singletary
Wade/Brewer/Quinn/Singletary
LeBron/Diaw
Diaw/Millsap/Ajinca/Howard
Howard/Hollins/Koufos/Fesenko


We'd be thin at the SF spot so we could cut Fesenko and maybe Koufos and find someone from the NBDL to fill in. I don't think we'd have much trouble making the playoffs?:cool:

Young team, depth at every position, future development at every position, not too shabby

Hell's yeah, that's what I'm talkin about!

[Mustachio]

haha with that lineup who needs a frontline.

[SWedd523]

Haha true stach.

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/traderesult?players=2983~3416~3417~3204~2754~454~3 225~2015~682~3025~3027~2795~2992~2211~2753~3008~27 76~568~3016~2399~1026&teams=30~30~30~30~30~30~30~30~30~30~30~30~22~22~22 ~22~22~22~22~22~22&te=&cash= (http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/traderesult?players=2983%7E3416%7E3417%7E3204%7E27 54%7E454%7E3225%7E2015%7E682%7E3025%7E3027%7E2795% 7E2992%7E2211%7E2753%7E3008%7E2776%7E568%7E3016%7E 2399%7E1026&teams=30%7E30%7E30%7E30%7E30%7E30%7E30%7E30%7E30%7 E30%7E30%7E30%7E22%7E22%7E22%7E22%7E22%7E22%7E22%7 E22%7E22&te=&cash=)
Since everybody dicks on Portland and their team, we make the biggest trade in history. We would obviously have to cut some players, but we could always make some trades with all of our young talent for some veteran presence. Have a looksee for yourself:biggrin:

[davcbow]

why not just trade owners and coaches, it would be much less comotion....:cool:

[SWedd523]

why not just trade owners and coaches, it would be much less comotion....:cool:
No trade clause..