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ziggy

02-04-2009, 11:01 AM

Wow, what a slow day. To liven up the day, I'm introducing the "Rate the Girl above you" thread.

Its pretty simple, Rate the girl in the image above you on a scale of 1 to 100.
1 being the lowest and 100 the highest.

Every post does not need a pic, as such this will give us plenty of room for intelligent commentary :rolleyes:

No Nudity - I don't want to get sued.

I'll start us off with the 1st image.
Alicia Keys
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/RaiderDee/aliciakeysgrey.jpg

TattoodCatswife

02-04-2009, 11:33 AM

ziggy

02-04-2009, 12:28 PM

Just a 50???

Guys, What do you think?

TattoodCats4life

02-04-2009, 12:42 PM

Pic above: I'd give her a 70, low score due to huge booty in a dress that does not flatter...

http://www.chicagoimprovfestival.org/web/images/amypoehler.jpg

Amy Poehler alla SNL.

ziggy

02-04-2009, 02:09 PM

I'd give Alicia Keys an 81, She actually gets bonus points for the big booty.

The lady from Saturday night live... hmmmmm :g:About a 61.

BETCATS

02-04-2009, 03:29 PM

Alica Keys is a 100, always

She could be wearing a burlap sack for all i care, she is fine.

G-Force for MVP

02-04-2009, 06:19 PM

keys about 89
snl girl 60

superb1

02-04-2009, 08:56 PM

keys get 90 breast small for the shape
snl chick 75 average to me

ziggy

02-04-2009, 09:06 PM

Next on the list
Mariah Carey
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj121/ranjitkarnaker/Celebrities/MariahCarey4.jpg

TattoodCats4life

02-04-2009, 11:11 PM

Mariah @95.

TattoodCats4life

02-04-2009, 11:27 PM

Okay, this picture is an "unknown female" Once it has been rated a time or two I'll reveal the "secret" :) (No I'M NOT Ballwhore!) hehehe

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00725/Kim280_725690a.jpg

All the rep I can give if someone rates and also guesses correctly the "secret" about the picture...

Muttley

02-05-2009, 12:30 PM

TattoodCatswife

02-05-2009, 12:45 PM

Is that your wife?

No sir...that is not me

TattoodCats4life

02-05-2009, 12:48 PM

Comical, but no, not my wife... Its a good guess tho... Whats the rating?

Muttley

02-05-2009, 12:51 PM

Comical, but no, not my wife... Its a good guess tho... Whats the rating?
Too afraid to rate it, since I figured (simply because you said it was a "secret") it was either your wife or a VERY VERY (no offense to you, tats'wife, at all) effeminate dude.

bing!

02-05-2009, 12:58 PM

rates and also guesses correctly the "secret" about the picture
hmmm, an 82, and, uhmmmm, your next door neighbor or perchance you, moments before the big surgery... (just kidding)

TattoodCats4life

02-05-2009, 01:12 PM

Too afraid to rate it, since I figured (simply because you said it was a "secret") it was either your wife or a VERY VERY (no offense to you, tats'wife, at all) effeminate dude.

I'll give it to you based on your closeness :) No being angry, it was just good goof and it was short lived at that ;)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2203926.ece

Muttley

02-05-2009, 01:49 PM

I'll give it to you based on your closeness :) No being angry, it was just good goof and it was short lived at that ;)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2203926.ece

Wow, hormone therapy since 12! I guess that's a opportune time to make the "transition" what with puberty and all. How can one be sure of what they want to be at such a young age, though?

TattoodCats4life

02-05-2009, 02:01 PM

Wow, hormone therapy since 12! I guess that's a opportune time to make the "transition" what with puberty and all. How can one be sure of what they want to be at such a young age, though?

I hear ya... I was reading Fark and found that and when I saw this later on I was like "that'd be funny, see if anyone rates her high" :) Then I realized I'd probably be pissed if i made the mistake (and looking at the pic, im sure someone would have).

bing!

02-05-2009, 02:41 PM

Judging solely by the pic, and without any foreknowledge of her/his sex change, it's hard for one to rate her/him low. I stand by my rating, and I ain't pissed. :D

TattoodCatswife

02-05-2009, 02:47 PM

LOL no offense taken to me, I found it quite funny and could not believe it was a guy :)

ziggy

02-05-2009, 06:04 PM

Wow, that chick even passed the adam's apple test. Pretty Scary.
And speaking of scary here is one that will get some interesting ratings I'm sure

Former WWE wrestler Chyna

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii100/litabenoit/Chyna.gif

I'll give her a 36

TattoodCats4life

02-05-2009, 06:16 PM

50, Decent and all, not fat, but too butch for my taste, way way too butch.

TattoodCatswife

02-05-2009, 06:36 PM

bing!

02-05-2009, 06:40 PM

I hate girls who make me feel threatened... 18

SWedd523

02-05-2009, 08:24 PM

She looks like Lily Munster (I think is her name) from that olddddd TV show The Munsters! I remember Chyna from WWF when she would always nut check people.

SWedd523

02-05-2009, 08:38 PM

I'm bringin' sexy back YEAH

Christina Milian, my personal crush
http://i41.tinypic.com/akdhz7.jpghttp://i41.tinypic.com/qxtb0n.jpg

ziggy

02-05-2009, 09:07 PM

I'd give her a solid 88. She is very, very nice, but could be a little curvier.

SWedd523

02-05-2009, 09:13 PM

I'd give her a solid 88. She is very, very nice, but could be a little curvier.
funny thing is.. she used to be overweight and lost it for whatever reason

Muttley

02-06-2009, 05:10 PM

funny thing is.. she used to be overweight and lost it for whatever reason

When it's you're job to look good and sing... you get skinny.

I'll give Millian an 85, solid B. Definitely way above average, but not really my cup of tea.

Alicia Keyes = 89 (it's tough to get an A outta me - don't wanna just start handing them out willy nilly).

The dudegirl = 65. sHe's cute, but nothing to write home about. Also, underaged and really a boy. Difficult to judge.

Chyna = 65, also. This could go two ways. She's either really aggressive in the sack (the fun way), or she's really aggressive in the sack (the way that hurts).

ziggy

02-06-2009, 05:37 PM

Next, UFC ring girl Ali Sonoma

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z112/diletant/AliSonoma0002.jpg

G-Force for MVP

02-06-2009, 06:02 PM

I will give her a 90

ziggy

02-06-2009, 06:14 PM

I'm giving her an 85. At first glance you look at her and say WOW, but the longer you look, the more imperfections you see.

She is still hot though :biggrin:

SWedd523

02-07-2009, 02:39 AM

I'm giving her an 85. At first glance you look at her and say WOW, but the longer you look, the more imperfections you see.

She is still hot though :biggrin:
Solid 87 I'd say

teej

02-07-2009, 02:43 AM

83...she needs to grow up top and it looks like shes startin to get cellulite, so that means smoker...73

bing!

02-07-2009, 10:43 AM

That Ali chick is just not doing it for me, she kinda lacks that touch of uniqueness... 74

http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr138/ch_bing/eli.jpg
^ rate this embodiment of heat.

Muttley

02-07-2009, 12:17 PM

ziggy

02-07-2009, 12:20 PM

I give her an 89, she isn't quite jaw dropping enough to break the 90 barrier.

SWedd523

02-07-2009, 01:35 PM

I give her an 89, she isn't quite jaw dropping enough to break the 90 barrier.
Watch her in that The Girl Next Door and you'll change your mind. 93 from me!

JamieMcNeill

02-07-2009, 10:44 PM

Watch her in that The Girl Next Door and you'll change your mind. 93 from me!
i second that.

teej

02-08-2009, 12:36 AM

92...I was going to say 93 but everyone else has...I'm different

Slam

02-08-2009, 01:49 AM

So, I only just found this thread, but I'll go on record as saying that Alica Keys is about 95 out of 100 352 days of the year.

The other days are only made up of her having a sore throat and being unable to sing and get her sexy on.

Slam

02-08-2009, 01:53 AM

I have two entires. The first, because I'm a little older than some others, is:

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g240/fredman2000/alyssa_milano_victoria.jpg

and the 2nd..........

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos55/shannon-sossamon.jpg

RATE 'EM!!

ziggy

02-08-2009, 06:13 AM

On Slam's 2 pics I'll rate the first one an 83, but the second one an 87.5

Girl 1 has a better body, but she isn't nearly as "cute" as Girl 2. Now if you could combine bot, then we're talking 90+ :biggrin:

teej

02-08-2009, 06:18 AM

first one is 84, C+.

second one, 86, I don't like short hair, and her boobs are smaller than May's, but she's the more cute than hot type, not bad

SWedd523

02-08-2009, 10:29 AM

mmm Milano gets an 88 from me. The other girl was cute in A Knight's Tale, but isn't really my type

Muttley

02-09-2009, 12:15 PM

Girl 1 has a better body, but she isn't nearly as "cute" as Girl 2. Now if you could combine bot, then we're talking 90+ :biggrin:

I call this the "Lady Marmalade" effect. Please indulge me as I develop this thesis for you all.

In case you don't remember, when Moulin Rouge (or however the hell you spell it) came out, there was the "Lady Marmalade" remake that included Mya, Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Pink and lastly Missy Elliot.

The immediate question is, would you sleep with these women? In fact, the very chorus of the song they sing requests it!

Now, on a case by case basis, certainly not all of them would be bed material.

Starting at the end, the producer and intro/outro-ist Missy Elliott would be kicked out of bed (at least by me) whether or not she was eating crackers.http://www.missy-elliot.de/Neue_Dateien/Missy-5.jpg

Pink is questionable for me as she's a little scary, and I'm not sure I'd be down with that. http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/gallery/wouldyouwearit/060424/pink.jpg

Lil' Kim is another kinda scary, but I think she's such a freak it'd be hard to pass up.http://www.ez-entertainment.net/carpet/LilKimMTV.jpg

Then Christina, who mesmerized me with her "Genie in a Bottle" video is a sure go.http://ae.img.v4.skyrock.net/ae1/tina-forever/pics/504818834.jpg

Last, we come to Mya. Oh boy, do I love me some Mya. I would not last long. Sorry, Mya.
http://images.singersroom.com/gossipblog/2007/07/Mya-762168.jpg

So, what's the point of all this?

Well, say I tell you that you can get down with Mya. Does that sound good? Probably.
Then, suppose I add Xtina to the mix in addition to the Mya that you already have. Maybe she's not as inticing as Mya, but because you've got both, it's easier to accept lesser quality as the quantity gets larger.

Really, there's little argument until you get down to the lesser candidates. Who among us would turn down a 4-some with Mya, Xtina and Lil Kim? I estimate that not many would.

I propose that at this point, the quality of Babe is so high and plentiful that you could even throw in Pink AND Missy Elliot to the equation and it would not decrease the value of the product (which would be all 5 girls). Now, eventually, there is an equilibrium point at which the value would decrease as the value of each individual lady increases. I call this the "Missy Elliott Horizon," for obvious reasons. For example, the value of these 5 ladies + Sean May would surely be lower than the same group without Sean May. Some scholars would argue that the "Missy Elliott Horizon" actually occurs BEFORE Missy Elliott, making her the breaking point for decreased total value. I wish not to argue this point, but to simply verify that the Horizon itself does in fact exist.

The great thing about the "Lady Marmalade Effect" is that it is applicable to everyday situations. Whether you're thinking about which co-worker is hotter, or which classmate you should ask to the prom, be sure to consider the LME and stay a safe distance from the M.E. Horizon.

Muttley

02-09-2009, 12:17 PM

Oh, and Sam from "Who's the Boss?" gets a 94, especially in that shirt. Sosseman gets a 90 for cuteness. Together, I'd say 96.

ziggy

02-12-2009, 09:44 AM

I'm a fan of curvy women, so I present to you Esther Baxter

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l164/poindexter10/Esther%20Baxter/3301.jpg

And I rate her a 95

SWedd523

02-12-2009, 10:51 PM

Not my type... 80

ziggy

02-13-2009, 05:38 AM

Not my type... 80

80?!?!?!? Thats blasphemy ;)

x2pacalypse

02-13-2009, 05:23 PM

I'm a fan of curvy women, so I present to you Esther Baxter

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l164/poindexter10/Esther%20Baxter/3301.jpg

And I rate her a 95

85...im more of a trina fan myself

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm13/fantasygirl08/KimKardashian_v0001.jpg
kim kardashian

HYUNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH /thread

SWedd523

02-13-2009, 05:47 PM

85...im more of a trina fan myself

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm13/fantasygirl08/KimKardashian_v0001.jpg
kim kardashian

HYUNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH /thread
now THERE'S CURVES THAT FIT MY STYLE. KARDASHIAN GIRLS GET 95'S FROM ME

ziggy

02-14-2009, 03:50 PM

Kim Kardasian gets 91, mostly on the strength of her epic badonkadonk.

teej

02-14-2009, 06:20 PM

I'll take any of the Kardashian's....any day

SirBobcat

02-14-2009, 08:23 PM

That Ali chick is just not doing it for me, she kinda lacks that touch of uniqueness... 74

http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr138/ch_bing/eli.jpg
^ rate this embodiment of heat.

This has been my desktop background for at least 2 months. I like to wake up laying on my bed and see her sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, hundreds.

SirBobcat

02-14-2009, 08:30 PM

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w245/gunit20071/layla-1.jpg

Layla from WWE

ziggy

02-15-2009, 07:43 AM

Layla gets an 86 from. Solid but not spectacular.

Slam

02-15-2009, 10:03 AM

http://www.hiphoproll.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/rihanna-mobo-awards-822-1.jpg

SWedd523

02-15-2009, 12:58 PM

Chris Brown's punching is good for a 90. She's cute as hell but I think her forehead is a little on the large side

bing!

02-15-2009, 01:32 PM

hmmm...

Kim - 88
Layla - 56
Rihanna - 82

Now, how about an international bout... Audrey V Natalie

http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr138/ch_bing/au.jpg V http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr138/ch_bing/na.jpg

- bing's ruling, Audrey wins by a hair :
- Audrey - 91
- Natalie - 90

:cool:

SWedd523

02-15-2009, 04:02 PM

Can't say that I know who that Audrey girl is.. but she IS a cutie. Portman is sexy no doubt. They both fall in the 90-93 range.

Bing! mind if I write in some international flavor?

http://www.noodad.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/rachelweisz5.jpg

BETCATS

02-15-2009, 04:26 PM

http://www.hiphoproll.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/rihanna-mobo-awards-822-1.jpg

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerpes

ziggy

03-05-2009, 10:42 AM

I'm bumping this thread to add a complete unknown. If you are a fan of a certain 'body type' then she may well register a 90+ :rolleyes:
See the video below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJVlT1y2TQE