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ziggy
03-02-2009, 07:42 PM
Here you go Spectre :biggrin:

via http://personalmoneystore.com/moneyblog/2009/02/24/truth-obama-banks-illuminati-payday-loans/

The Order of the Illuminati
Many conspiracy theorists believe in a secret society, called The Order of the Illuminati, formed in 1776, that has the power to cause such influence. The Illuminati, sometimes called the Bavarian Illuminati, was originally a group devoted to rationality and equality. However, through a series of events, they were historically disbanded in 1784. It is at this point that conspiracy theorists believe they went underground and vowed vengeance against organized governments and religion, for the role they both played in the forceful dispersion of their society. If we were ever looking for a reason (not a cause) for the current economic state, a secret society such as the Illuminati could definitely explain it. They would have the roots and the desire to destroy such economies to bring forward a new form of government in which they would be in control (sometimes referred to as a New World Order).

The $1 bill
The Great Seal of the United States
The key supporting evidence that ties the Illuminati to our economy is the Great Seal of the United States (seen on the back of the $1 bill). The seal consists of a front and back. The front is the eagle, on the right of the bill, and the back is the pyramid, on the left. The phrases Annuit Coeptis (translated as “He [God] approves our undertakings”) and Novus Ordo Seclorum (translated as “New Order of the Ages”) are seen above and below the pyramid, as well as the Roman Numeral MDCCLXXVI (the year 1776). Although all of these can obviously be attributed to the founding of the United States, conspiracy theorists believe the reason that Latin words and Roman Numerals were used was to pass on a hidden message: that the Illuminati had gained control.

President Roosevelt’s part
Further evidence supports this claim as well, because President Roosevelt (supposedly a member of a secret society called Ancient Arabic Order of Nobles of the Mystics Shrine, a society claiming to be a descendant of the Illuminati) was the President who suggested putting the seal on the dollar bill.

bing!
03-02-2009, 07:44 PM
Threads like these always start off so innocent, I've seen it tooooo many times... ;)

x2pacalypse
03-03-2009, 08:55 AM
i hate you guys

spectre
03-03-2009, 10:02 AM
They're for real!

Can't wait til I have some time to devote to this! :cool:

bing!
03-03-2009, 11:00 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/USA_Great_Seal_Reverse.png

All shall tremble before the almighty eye of the Watcher, petty humans shall meet their unseen masters in due time for we are middle-aged to senior upper class white males with a penchant for tacky symbolism, disinterest we possess for lowly nourishment procured by the miserly hand, cover before our repressed homosexuality i.e. TREMBLE. Sordid individuals well beneath our heel consume what we hath labeled, esoteric nonsense we spew at thee and revel in your inability to grasp it. Our asocial tendencies call for reclusiveness, brick is not to be associated with us. We are the rulers of our imagination, our influence knows no boundaries, whilst you live, we transcend, peace out.

- Protector of Freethought and an admirer of the bi(n)g! G

:violin:

BETCATS
03-03-2009, 03:22 PM
if they were real and controlled shit the way yall say they do, this thread would not exist and the server would have crashed stopping all of us from accessing it.

:bs:

Muttley
03-03-2009, 03:38 PM
if they were real and controlled shit the way yall say they do, this thread would not exist and the server would have crashed stopping all of us from accessing it.

But we're not the only ones discussing it.

If they went around smothering all discussion about them, then wouldn't that be the greatest evidence of all of their existence?

BETCATS
03-03-2009, 04:49 PM
But we're not the only ones discussing it.

If they went around smothering all discussion about them, then wouldn't that be the greatest evidence of all of their existence?

Yes but nobody could discuss it so word wouldnt spread

Ghost Kat
03-03-2009, 09:17 PM
Give me a day to do some research and I'll jump inot this one too

:p

ziggy
03-03-2009, 09:41 PM
Here is an Illuminati primer for those that may not be as familiar with them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m89SB59DT34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DerUFYMExS8

spectre
03-03-2009, 10:13 PM
Give me a day to do some research and I'll jump inot this one too

:p

Heh, good luck! A few years back I spent like 3 days on them! Addictive!