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BETCATS
03-13-2009, 03:19 PM
Not trying to be TMZ, but:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/basketball/nba/03/13/jaric/index.html

and THIS (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&um=1&ei=lrG6SceKApXlmQf109TqCg&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=Adriana+Lima&spell=1)is his wife?
I hope for Marko's sake this is not true, if it is, he is going to jail.
spectre
03-13-2009, 03:39 PM
First, "sexual assault" doesn't necessarily mean "rapist".

I can't believe he's that stupid. My first inclination is to believe some lady sees a quick way to make a buck. If he is guilty then the dude is certifiable...Lima is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot it's not even funny.
ziggy
03-13-2009, 04:43 PM
First, "sexual assault" doesn't necessarily mean "rapist".

I can't believe he's that stupid. My first inclination is to believe some lady sees a quick way to make a buck. If he is guilty then the dude is certifiable...Lima is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot it's not even funny.

With a wife like Lima, he shouldn't have enough strength left for a sexual assault
teej
03-13-2009, 04:49 PM
With a wife like Lima, he shouldn't have enough strength left for a sexual assault
Its why he doesnt have enough strength to play basketball.

If he sexually assaulted anyone outside of Jessica Alba or Gisele Bundchen (or however you spell it), he deserves to play on the Clippers for the rest of his life and be married to Rosie O'Donnell
bing!
03-13-2009, 04:53 PM
Well, she (Lima) is so attractive that maybe, just maybe, he is intimidated by her i.e. floppy willy, thus he's looking to vent elsewhere.
SWedd523
03-13-2009, 05:49 PM
Well, she (Lima) is so attractive that maybe, just maybe, he is intimated by her i.e. floppy willy, thus he's looking to vent elsewhere.
intimated? thinking about being intimate hm? intimidated is the word you were looking for ;)
bing!
03-13-2009, 05:59 PM
^ my very own personal editor. :)
SWedd523
03-13-2009, 06:10 PM
^ my very own personal editor. :)
now now, dont get testy. I don't blame you for thinking "intimate" when thinking about Lima.
bing!
03-13-2009, 06:18 PM
now now, dont get testy. I don't blame you for thinking "intimate" when thinking about Lima.
^ true.

... on the other hand, I better go proofread my position papers, I'm sleep deprived, shit happens when I'm sleep deprived.

http://www.slashphone.com/media/data/1107/Adriana-Lima-at-Victoria-Secret-031.jpg
^ "intimated" indeed

:)
x2pacalypse
03-13-2009, 06:39 PM
that piece of shit sloppy spot up shooter stole my woman
spectre
03-14-2009, 07:58 AM
DA: No Charges Against Grizzlies' Jaric (http://basketball.realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/57899/20090314/da_no_charges_against_grizzlies_jaric/)



"The allegations lack prosecutorial merit," said Cathie Abookire, director of communications for the District Attorney's office.
"Persons in Marko's position are often the target of malicious statements and it is not unusual for the police to be asked to investigate," Castor said in a statement. "However, these allegations were proved to be completely false, and while Marko is extremely unsettled by these accusations, he is happy that the law enforcement authorities have cleared him of any criminal conduct and the issue can now be put to rest."
davcbow
03-16-2009, 02:12 PM
http://www.slashphone.com/media/data/1107/Adriana-Lima-at-Victoria-Secret-031.jpg

Bammmmm ;)