In order to sleep with the woman of your dreams...

[ziggy]

would you be willing to nail this chick first?

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/ugly_trailer_park_woman.jpg

Think about... You could have a night with Jessica Alba, Megan Goode, or whoever floats your boat. All you'd have to do is nail the beauty queen in the image above.

Would you do it?

[bing!]

No, I'd be too emotionally scarred to enjoy anything afterwards.

[teej]

Thats a girl?

[G-Force for MVP]

no chance in hell

[BETCATS]

THAT IS MY DREAM GIRL!!!!!


But on a serious note, hell no, i rather bone mediocre girls forever then do that one day then Eva Mendes the next. Although i like to think of myself as a pretty big slut, i just couldnt do it....

[dnbman]

And that's why we need to crack down on crystal meth.

And to answer the question, as long as their was no time constraint and I could close my eyes. It would be like one of those polar bear, icey water contest things.

[ziggy]

THAT IS MY DREAM GIRL!!!!!


But on a serious note, hell no, i rather bone mediocre girls forever then do that one day then Eva Mendes the next. Although i like to think of myself as a pretty big slut, i just couldnt do it....
Oh Really? Not even to get to something like..... THIS
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/62769.jpg

(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/62769.jpg)

[BETCATS]

Oh Really? Not even to get to something like..... THIS
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/62769.jpg

(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/62769.jpg)

well 2 things:

1) Can i put a bag over the ugly girl's head
2) Is all that is required is that i penetrate her, or is it like full out everything gobble gobble sex?

[ziggy]

well 2 things:

1) Can i put a bag over the ugly girl's head
2) Is all that is required is that i penetrate her, or is it like full out everything gobble gobble sex?
1. No bags allowed
2. Full-out wildman passion with her chunkiness... no holding back. :biggrin:

[davcbow]

I cant do it, Id have to have a bag over her face and a bag over mine in case hers fell off....:p

[ziggy]

I cant do it, Id have to have a bag over her face and a bag over mine in case hers fell off....:p
Couldn't do it? Not even for this?
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/dow_070212_natasha_2.jpg

[teej]

What about you, Ziggy...would you?

[spectre]

Couldn't do it? Not even for this?
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/dow_070212_natasha_2.jpg

Sold! :biggrin:

There's enough alcohol for anything...even that.

[dnbman]

I cant do it, Id have to have a bag over her face and a bag over mine in case hers fell off....:p

Official Rating System:

1 Bagger: so ugly she needs a bag over head
2 Bagger: so ugly you need a bag on your head in case her's falls off
Coyote Ugly: so ugly, if you woke up beside her, you'd rather have a coyote chew your own arm off than wake her up.
3 bagger: a bag for the coyote.

[ziggy]

What about you, Ziggy...would you?

If this is behind door number #2, then I think that I could find a way to gut it out.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/07_beyonce_10.jpg

[WarioVsMooChicken]

I've never smoked weed before, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to start.

[Dcarnys]

Ok i would need two paper bags and a hefty bag even to consider it.

[Ghost Kat]

I don't think there are enough drugs to seriously wipe away the memory of that act against God. I'm not much of a believe'r but I strongly believe she was meant to be alone. God has a plan for her and thats to be a organ donor.

[SWedd523]

I don't think there are enough drugs to seriously wipe away the memory of that act against God. I'm not much of a believe'r but I strongly believe she was meant to be alone. God has a plan for her and thats to be a organ donor.
So you don't want to put your organ inside her, but you wouldn't mind her organs being inside you if the situation called for it? :p