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05-07-2009, 08:26 PM
Best. Site. Ever.
(662): I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
(662): He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
(1-662): You have my attention.
05-07-2009, 08:37 PM
I don't get any of those... it's too late, I need my nap.
05-07-2009, 10:08 PM
(209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
We were doing this at our "study" party tonight
(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
(703): it wasn't lemon gatorade
05-08-2009, 02:39 AM
Since we are drinking tonight I got to go with this one
(651): remember, never get drunker than the gals. we want their judgment impaired, not ours :cool:
05-08-2009, 08:25 AM
OK, now that I came to, here's the ultimate champion...
(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
^ that's a nasty sequence of events.
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