spectre
05-11-2009, 01:07 PM
Dime Mag (http://dimemag.com/2009/05/top-25-motherfckers-of-all-time/)
Despite having a front row seat to the Motherf*cker Show last night (http://dimemag.com/2009/05/dime-smack-nba-playoffs-2009-kobe-bryant-40-points-ron-artest-rajon-rondo/), Andrew Bynum clearly still hasn’t gotten the memo (http://dimemag.com/2009/05/andrew-bynum-needs-to-be-a-motherfucker/). While Kobe gave out 40 in his Lucha Libre mask, Derek Fisher snapped out of year-long stupor as a patsy, and Ron Artest calmly told Kobe that if he wanted to f*ck around, he’d f*ck around, Bynum mustered a 9-minute, 0-point, 1-rebound performance.
If last night’s display of Motherf*cker-hood wasn’t enough to teach the Lakers’ young center, there’s only one thing that could show him the way: a list of the Top 25 Motherf*ckers of All Time.
They're all pretty good. Here's one of my favorites:
18. Charles Barkley
One of the only motherf*ckers who would look Shaq in the face and actually think it’s a good idea to swing at him. Brad Miller jogged away from the Diesel after nearly getting his head chopped off. Chris Dudley went so far as to throw a ball as O’Neal’s calf. And Sir Charles wasn’t even in his prime motherf*cker years back then. Back when he played in Philly, he was the Sixers’ best scorer, best rebounder, and their top enforcer at the same time. That’s a bad motherf*cker.
Despite having a front row seat to the Motherf*cker Show last night (http://dimemag.com/2009/05/dime-smack-nba-playoffs-2009-kobe-bryant-40-points-ron-artest-rajon-rondo/), Andrew Bynum clearly still hasn’t gotten the memo (http://dimemag.com/2009/05/andrew-bynum-needs-to-be-a-motherfucker/). While Kobe gave out 40 in his Lucha Libre mask, Derek Fisher snapped out of year-long stupor as a patsy, and Ron Artest calmly told Kobe that if he wanted to f*ck around, he’d f*ck around, Bynum mustered a 9-minute, 0-point, 1-rebound performance.
If last night’s display of Motherf*cker-hood wasn’t enough to teach the Lakers’ young center, there’s only one thing that could show him the way: a list of the Top 25 Motherf*ckers of All Time.
They're all pretty good. Here's one of my favorites:
18. Charles Barkley
One of the only motherf*ckers who would look Shaq in the face and actually think it’s a good idea to swing at him. Brad Miller jogged away from the Diesel after nearly getting his head chopped off. Chris Dudley went so far as to throw a ball as O’Neal’s calf. And Sir Charles wasn’t even in his prime motherf*cker years back then. Back when he played in Philly, he was the Sixers’ best scorer, best rebounder, and their top enforcer at the same time. That’s a bad motherf*cker.