Sean May: Thread Closed

[dnbman]

I say we all collectively agree to forget Sean May exists until he actually plays a few quality minutes. He adds very little to the equation at the moment and isn't really worth counting on.

In my eyes, he's a million-to-one lottery ticket. Of course, you have to play to win, so we'll keep him around. But, I'm not quitting my job counting on the jackpot. In fact, I'm putting the ticket in my bedside table underneath the old batteries and the dictionary.

If you're on board-- that you will forget Sean May exists-- sign below.

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I, unfortunately, can't. His lard is as bad as boy-band performed hits, you can't get it out of your head.

[ziggy]

Would that mean that we'd have to give up the fat jokes? :g:

[Slam]

He's drawn a cheque from us over the past four years. It's hard to forget he exists.

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For all the trouble he has caused (filling up a roster spot, sucking money from the team & not contributing), the outcome where he'd serve as a solid backup at 4 the following season wouldn't be surprising. I just hope that he's a self-conscious person and that he finally gets his profanity together.

But those fries... they beckon me...

[dnbman]

I can see you lot are going to be difficult. I will have to improve my technique.

To the van!

[teej]

I would, but he is too easy to make fun of and provides comic relief. Lets jsut make a compromise and say Sean May exists, but only as an eater?

[SirBobcat]

I cannot forget about him. He was a big part of UNC winning a national championship and I will always be thankful for Sean's effort in that.

As a pro, I am very upset...but as a fan hopeful.

[dnbman]

I cannot forget about him. He was a big part of UNC winning a national championship and I will always be thankful for Sean's effort in that.

As a pro, I am very upset...but as a fan hopeful.

One caveat: all Sean May experiences prior to the draft can be remembered. We'll just assume he road off into the clouds-- Grease style-- never to be heard from again.

[amour217]

One caveat: all Sean May experiences prior to the draft can be remembered. We'll just assume he road off into the clouds-- Grease style-- never to be heard from again.

Sean May is the epitome of "grease style"

[davcbow]

Sean May is like having 2 extra lottery picks each year....

[Ghost Kat]

I think I hate Sean May to much to just stop talking about him.

Thats weird :hypo:

[amour217]

You can clothe a village with Sean May's belly button lint

[docend24]

I would like to forget that Sean May ever existed on Bobcats' roster. I'm afraid I can't. And I have a much bigger fear that I should wrote "...has ever existed.." because they somehow will decide to bring him back next year.

[docend24]

I would, but he is too easy to make fun of and provides comic relief. Lets jsut make a compromise and say Sean May exists, but only as an eater?
Or as myth? Feared gigantic creature nobody's ever seen his whole body yet many claim he exists albeit he never shows up on basketball court? That only prove of his existence is that somehow he is counting against Bobcats' salary cap (isn't it just value of food he eats yearly?)? And that strange player-like illusion appearing on chair just next to Jordan during games...hm...mysterious legend.

[docend24]

Would that mean that we'd have to give up the fat jokes? :g:You mean The Big Menu?
"This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 10 seconds." That inspired me - fast foods are not fast enough for Sean May.