Too much Final Fantasy can lead to behavior like this...

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Blah, buster sword reeks of overcompensation, I'd much rather wield Squall's gunblade.

GunBlade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbU--EMaBIo&feature=related)
^ it's made of wood, but hey.