Looking ahead to 2010

[amour217]

We should draft this guy, his name would make him hilariously popular on this board:

http://www.draftexpress.com/profile/Semen-Shashkov-1357/

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... hmm, Semen, he'll draw more female fans, that's for sure.


Semen also appeared capable of dribbling with both hands...


Semen’s biggest asset is his shooting touch...


Semen decided to stick to what he knows he can do the best... :biggrin:

[BRNC]

Well...from his profile at DX it looks like Semen sucks...:o

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http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/sfrajett/super_sperm.jpg

^ he could be our answer to Dwight's all-star antics.

[amour217]

Imagine him in a backcourt with Luther Head

[BRNC]

Guys...I can see this is going to get out of hand...

[amour217]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/amour217/IMAG036.jpg

[BRNC]

Head works it to the forecourt...passes to Semen....Semen dribbles...behind the back to Head...Head fakes....hard pass to Semen who shoots and scooooooooooooores....

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This thread has so much potential...

All we need next to Head & Semen is...

http://static.open.salon.com/files/shaft_movie1234141873.jpg

[amour217]

Head works it to the forecourt...passes to Semen....Semen dribbles...behind the back to Head...Head fakes....hard pass to Semen who shoots and scooooooooooooores....

IN YOUR FACE!!! lol

[BRNC]

ROFLMAO...this thread might kill me before the draft...or slipping on the wet floor where Semen dribbled...

[amour217]

...and Semen with the finish

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http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr138/ch_bing/ss.jpg

[amour217]

^ Hilarious! +1

Let's hope this pick sticks

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Let's hope this pick sticks

^ oh, it'll stick alright.

[amour217]

I wonder if his nickname is "Squirt"

[SWedd523]

I wonder if his nickname is "Squirt"
Wow I just typed "squirt" in Google Images, expecting to see the little turtle from Finding Nemo......... You'd be surprised what results you get

[BRNC]

I'm going to take your word Swedd since this thread has almost given me a heart attack (laughing to much) already...

[amour217]

If he waited til 2010, we could draft BJ Mullens too lol

[SWedd523]

If he waited til 2010, we could draft BJ Mullens too lol

I read ^ as I'm riding down the interstate behind a cab with "U COME
FIRST" on the back window haha





how appropriate

[amour217]

He's the cream of the crop

(this thread is so awesome LOL)

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http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/caution-watch-out-the-floor-is-cove.jpg

[amour217]

I read somewhere that he likes bird-watching....his favorite are Swallows

[dnbman]

I read somewhere that he likes bird-watching....his favorite are Swallows

Heard like baseball too. Big Yankees fan.

[amour217]

and his favorite movie is "The Human Stain"

[dnbman]

Do we really want this guy though? I heard he was a real jerk.

[ziggy]

Drafting this guy has to happen.

Can you imagine the "We Want Semen" chants at the game.

[dnbman]

His ability to toss off to others will really help us.

[amour217]

Drafting this guy has to happen.

Can you imagine the "We Want Semen" chants at the game.

You can mail a skin mag and lotion to the 'Cats front office with that very slogan.

[Dead_Real]

LMAO 5 star thread

[amour217]

he would get us a higher seed in the playoffs

[BRNC]

...and he'd probably gush for the press in every interview...:p

[SWedd523]

I heard he was a bit of a hard head though.... And he'd have random outbursts
for some reason?

[BRNC]

I heard that also...and that he's been known to drop the ball(s) at the most inopportune time...

[SWedd523]

I just hope he doesn't start dicking around on the court and make LB pull him.

[amour217]

at this point in his career, his productivity comes in spurts

[dnbman]

I tell you though, if our pgs go down, he's going to have to carry the load.

[amour217]

I tell you though, if our pgs go down, he's going to have to carry the load.

It's alright, he's got the juice

[dnbman]

But would he have enough for a whole game? Or would he spend it in one wad?

[BRNC]

...and I heard he can't take physical contact either...he just crumbles into a puddle on the floor...

[dnbman]

Lots of good basketball points. On a human interest note, I saw on his Facebook page that this was his favorite song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LInxYZeXY3Y

[BRNC]

ROFLMAO...too funny...

[amour217]

it says there he likes to shoot skeet

[dnbman]

Some have questioned his athleticism, but I heard when he gets up he really gives his defender a facial.

[amour217]

Ziggy, if you thought you had some weird internet searches to find this site before....LOL


I hear this guy's popular on the road, the ladies really swallow him up

[SWedd523]

I hear this guy's popular on the road, the ladies really swallow him up
As long as he keeps his head in the game then I think we can ride him all the way to the Playoffs

[teej]

This is going into the Hall of Fame...dear God I'm lmao at every one.

And what happens when Semen puts it in the hole?...it's a slam jam thank you maam :D

[BRNC]

I come into the league...I get aHead from Luther...I dribble all over the floor...I gush for the press...I score a lot...and now I'm in the Hall of Fame...if I'd known basketball was so much fun I'd have come a long time ago...

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His is the only jersey where I'd go with the first name. Semen just screams fun.

[amour217]

He's the great white hope

[BETCATS]

If we could get Rudy Gay and Luther Head to play here....
Watch out Boston, their is a new Big 3 in town:

Gay-Head-Semen.

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You associate 'Gay' only with male homosexuals... Semen frowns upon you.

[amour217]

He can definitely fill the holes on our team

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http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/12981/28_2007/condom.jpg

^ the only way to contain him defensively.

[amour217]

You could also pair him up in the backcourt with Jarret Jack

[amour217]

LOL someone should email Rick Bonnell about this guy

[amour217]

It's be awesome if he went to college at Ball State