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teej
06-26-2009, 12:05 AM
...was awesome

I enjoyed the appearances from Stephen A. Smith, Roman Polanski, Michael Jackson, Marv Albert, and a Japanese whore.

Amp was hilarious, and we welcomed Zoolander to the forums. We gave Shaq a (X-Rated) nickname, and enjoyed the ineptness of Minnesota.

Why can't we do this for more events?

Ghost Kat
06-26-2009, 12:19 AM
My first draft chat... it was worth the wait :D

Dead_Real
06-26-2009, 01:00 AM
Yea I hope we can do more chats during the season

Screaming A Smith alias was outstanding

amour217
06-26-2009, 08:40 AM
I wish I could've participated more in the chat, but honestly yesterday was not a good evening for me

bing!
06-26-2009, 11:55 AM
My internet connection dropped dead maybe 10 minutes or so before the Clips went on. I almost demolished my keyboard.

spectre
06-26-2009, 02:16 PM
...was awesome

I enjoyed the appearances from Stephen A. Smith, Roman Polanski, Michael Jackson, Marv Albert, and a Japanese whore.

Amp was hilarious, and we welcomed Zoolander to the forums. We gave Shaq a (X-Rated) nickname, and enjoyed the ineptness of Minnesota.

Why can't we do this for more events?

Only if you promise to go to the "hot japanese women" site and bring some of them back to chat.

I enjoyed it a lot but let's face it...if I'm going to chat with a bunch of drunk folks on the internet I'd at least like a distraction to fantasize about.

Speaking of which...what happened to that italian fan?

ziggy
06-26-2009, 08:03 PM
Last night was High-Larious!!!

We have to make this happen more often. Maybe we can get the chats cranked up for some of the big games this season.

ammofan
06-26-2009, 09:50 PM
It was way better than last eyar!

ziggy
06-26-2009, 11:23 PM
It was way better than last eyar!

Whenever I think back to the comments following the T-Wolves selection of their 3rd PG of the night, it still cracks me up :biggrin:

"I can haz PG"

SWedd523
06-27-2009, 12:42 AM
"I can haz PG"
heyyyy that was me! :biggrin:

teej
06-27-2009, 01:16 AM
heyyyy that was me! :biggrin:

I still think Amp had the best ones...but you were up there haha

And then there was App Bobcat


App Bobcat is an idiot

priceless

WarioVsMooChicken
06-27-2009, 01:25 AM
Someone said "Timberwolves, rated PG" and I laughed =)

amour217
06-27-2009, 10:17 AM
2pac talking to that one bimbo about cleveland steamers and plate jobs and whatnot was hysterical

ziggy
06-27-2009, 10:56 AM
It was comedy gold

If any of you want to browse through the chat log from Thursday night (150+ pages) :biggrin: It's attached below.

bing!
06-27-2009, 11:39 AM
^ I was just about to ask for a transcript, thanks.

EDIT:
id do felton and 12 for harden
:biggrin:

teej
06-27-2009, 04:17 PM
The best of the best! Part 1


15:52 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line393)Weezy21id skeet if we got both henderson an clark

16:22 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line799)Mustachiorufus is cool... he just needs a costume that doesnt look like it belongs in a 70's rape van

16:29 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line922)Tupacalypsehow many of you wanna bet **** vitale creams himself when hansbrough gets drafted?

16:33 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line1005)Swedd523ill take them
16:33 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line1006)Swedd523and get me some waffle fries
16:33 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line1007)Swedd523fo free

16:39 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line1122)teeji hope blake griffin enjoyed his career

16:46 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line1265)Swedd523he [Thabeet] looks like a big shiny condom

16:51 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line1366)KeetchRubio is sooooo Kewt

17:03 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line1675)dnbmanStan [van gundy]ate the third brother

17:04 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line1708)ziggywow, ricky's mom is a MILF

17:07 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line1782)beaglerubio likes it rough and talking in the 3rd person

17:09 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line1827)Tupacalypsei want somebody to be like "ricky rubio reminds me alot of a young shaquille oneal"

17:11 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line1910)BIGCatBobcathold on, bilias is about to tell us that a guy plays basketball

17:16 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2043)BIGCatBobcatsteph's gf is so young she has braces

17:22 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2182)Keetchhe's only been playing organized basketball since last saturday.....

17:36 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2568)oharaBig Slam will be crying in a second. They are just about to call T-Will's name.

teej
06-27-2009, 04:21 PM
Part 2 - I hate NJ


17:38 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2654)Swedd523**** my ass
rsxnova****
teejnoooooooooo
AmpSportsDuo****
Tupacalypse**** my life
spectre**** new jersey
beagle*********
bcat1NOOOOOOOOOO
CarolinaKat1Passing out.............
ZoolanderAggggggghhhhhhhh!!! NNoooooooo
ziggyaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh
guest4943275****ing ****
guest2913328Damn!
TupacalypseMASS SUICIDE GUYS LETS DO IT
Swedd523**** my ass **********ers
AmpSportsDuogdamnit
beagle****ing *********ers
teej**** **** damn hell **********ing *******s
WvsMCoh god
CarolinaKat1Damn
17:38 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2688)maal***************************
beagle**** the nets
Swedd523**** the ****ing **********ing asslicking nets
Swedd523stupid *******s
ammofani hate new jersey
CarolinaKat1Booooooooooo
Swedd523****ing ****wads
AmpSportsDuo*** ******* ****** **** *********** ************ing **************** ********es *******************
Bobcat4Everfock
ZoolanderNets I hope you rot in hell
ammofanboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
beaglegoddammit, he didnt even want to play for your sorry asses
maal**** you NJ!
Swedd523**** the nets and their gay ass mascot
17:39 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2723)beagle****ing ****s!!!!!!!!!!!

teej
06-27-2009, 04:22 PM
Part 3 - We hate ESPN


17:41 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2808)Icky ThumpCOMMERCIAL!!
Alexhow lame is stu scott?
App Bobcatcommercial break
Alexseriously
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2814)App Bobcatamazing
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2815)Dunkha ha
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2816)teejwow
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2817)Swedd523hahah commercial
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2818)jazzy89haaaaaaaaaaaaa
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2819)ZoolanderStu Scott makes me want to turn the draft off
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2820)beaglei love it
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2821)bcat1lolol
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2822)AmpSportsDuotypical
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2823)Swedd523hahahahahhahahaha
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2824)Tupacalypsewe always get a ****ing commercial
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2825)oharaCommercial. Of course.
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2826)Dunki knew it
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2827)jazzy89commercial
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2828)App Bobcatbetter be 30 seconds
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2829)Alexhe's just so awful
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2830)teejno respect
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2831)beagle**** you very much, espn
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2832)Swedd523nobody wants to talk about us
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2834)Dunksonnofa*****
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2835)Alexi mean seriously, he's terrible
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2836)Zoolandersame as last year
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2837)Alexworst anchor on espn
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2840)eaton_branden1shocking
17:42 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line2841)CarolinaKat1I ran out of things to throw at my TV

teej
06-27-2009, 04:23 PM
Part 4 - misc.


17:47 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line3052)oharaSwedd, dont talk about his private parts.

17:49 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line3105)hot girlHi! Maybe you are interested this site,
http://hot.ribenren.info (http://hot.ribenren.info/)
. There are many sexy Japanese girls !!! (18+)
17:49 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line3110)Tupacalypse**** YEA SEXY JAPS


17:55 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line3274)StephenASmithQuite frankly, Gerald Henderson is the best forward since Slava Medvedenko.

18:17 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line3683)SCBobcat8================D

18:19 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line3725)AmpsportsduoIs Matt Millen running the Wolves now?
18:19 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line3729)Swedd523we can haz pg?
18:19 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line3737)cheare you sure they fired mchale
18:19 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line3744)StephenASmithThis team is rated PG.

teej
06-27-2009, 04:24 PM
Part 5 - misc.


18:24 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line3863)Icky Thump**** the damn yankee ****s

18:29 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line3972)Icky ThumpLarry doesnt even know

18:35 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4109)oharaHOpes dashed, but not surprised

18:36 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4118)StephenASmithGo to CHEESE DOODLES, like I did. Much better than drinking, quite frankly

18:38 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4152)StephenASmithQuite frankly, I think most of ya'll are just stung so bad by the NJ-TWill pick that any pick afterwards would've seemed second rate. After we've had some cheese doodles and slept on it, I think we'll like the pick a lot better.

18:39 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4160)CarolinaKat1Oden looks like he's 35
18:39 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4161)ZoolanderGreg Oden came out of retirement in H.S.
18:39 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4162)Swedd523oden IS 35


18:40 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4195)Roman PolanskiDid somebody say 12 year olds?

18:44 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4290)Marv Albertme and MJ used to serenade my wife with thriller right after i beat the **** out of her

teej
06-27-2009, 04:25 PM
Part 6 - Misc.


18:48 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4376)Michael JacksonI'm really upset over Farah Fawcett's rectum, more so than my own death.

18:49 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4383)AmpsportsduoIf being 9 doesn't make boys untouchable, dying doesn't make him untoucahable

18:50 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4401)Michael Jackson Oh you silly boy i don't need to be convicted to get mine :)

18:53 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4442)Michael Jackson boys boys boys, if you're gonna fight, remember to get naked and look 15 years younger first

18:55 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4492)Swedd523bj going to okc
18:55 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4493)amour217you said bj

18:58 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4543)Keetchwith the 40th pick in the Nba draft the Charlotte Bobcats take Soomwody Whowannabe
18:58 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4544)StephenASmithFrom France.

19:01 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4628)AmpsportsduoApp, I want to strangle you using Hendo's left arm because goodness knows he isn't using it

19:03 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4668)WvsMCSean May will be the bench
19:03 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line4669)Swedd523sean may will eat the bench

teej
06-27-2009, 04:26 PM
And part 7 - misc. (sorry for so many, but BCP has a character limit per post...)


19:20 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line5102)CarolinaKat1the cleveland steamer...why do i think thats x rated
19:20 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line5106)Swedd523
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clevelane+steamer (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleveland+steamer)

19:39 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line5511)Tupacalypseunoimawesome i want you to get a ****ing funnel from a bakery, fill it with chocolate pudding...and shoot it all over my chest while making fart noises...and i want u to dress up as farah fawcett
19:40 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line5523)Tupacalypsebecause i think im in love with you
19:41 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line5540)Swedd523unoimawesome, i think i love you


19:43 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line5571)Tupacalypsespeaking of 21%...is that blair's BMI index?

19:49 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line5691)TupacalypseI SAID THE **** WORD GUYS
19:49 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line5692)Tupacalypsenot the f word
19:49 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line5693)Tupacalypsethe **** word

20:04 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line6079)spectrebeagle...you mean we might have gotten one right???

20:11 (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=129971#line6200)Tupacalypseguys i was gonna tell all of you im not shaving my beehive till we win a championship, but this ****s really itchy

Ghost Kat
06-27-2009, 06:09 PM
That was a epic night. Marv Albert & Micheal Jackson personally entertain me the most... and i do mean...PERSONALLY. :biggrin: There are some seriously silly bobcat fans.

x2pacalypse
06-27-2009, 09:03 PM
ahaha this chat was awesome we need to do this like once a week somehow