View Full Version : Sean May got a call!
ALong13
07-02-2009, 08:53 AM
From Phoenix!
Suns GM Steve Kerr called numerous free agents on Wednesday, including big men Antonio McDyess, Channing Frye, Sean May, Joe Smith and Chris Wilcox.
Grant Hill remains the Suns' priority among free agents, though they obviously want to fortify their frontcourt now that Shaquille O'Neal has been traded. McDyess is also being wooed by the Pistons and a handful of championship contenders.
-Rotoworld
Bidding war over Sean May and his cheeseburgers!
From Phoenix!
Bidding war over Sean May and his cheeseburgers!
Bidding war...who has to pay him the most cheeseburgers!!!
dnbman
07-02-2009, 09:20 AM
I'll bet it went something like this:
[ring]
Sean: Hello?
Steve: Sean, hey. Steve Kerr. How's it going?
Sean: Pretty good, Steve, pretty good. Just eating some waffles.
Steve: Sounds good. Listen, I just wanted to call to ask you about something.
Sean: Oh, man! Steve, I just want you to know that I'd love to be a Sun. I feel like a can offer the Suns a lot of skills.
Steve: Yeah, that would be something. So, Sean, do you have Sheed's number?
docend24
07-02-2009, 09:42 AM
Poor Suns, we are keeping to rape them. They don't have enough after the trade, fools!
He'd risk cardiac arrest in their run and gun offense.
amour217
07-02-2009, 10:06 AM
I bet Sean called first and it went something like this:
Kerr: Hello
May: Hello, Capri Sun? Where can I get, like, a warehouse of that stuff...I bought all Costco had.
Kerr: Um...this is actually the Phoenix Suns, sir.
May: Oh..............so is it true y'all eat cactus in Phoenix?
jpf_v2.0
07-02-2009, 02:00 PM
Must be some restaurants in Phoenix willing to pay his contract.
playoffs...PLAYOFFS?
07-02-2009, 02:26 PM
Is Chandler, AZ close to Phoenix?
sean may would move there in a heart beat...
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/menu.htmlhttp://www.heartattackgrill.com/pic/menu.jpg
EvetsMorrison15
07-02-2009, 03:15 PM
^LMFAO thats awesome
+1
Perfect Plus One to give. I think it's well deserving. Unlike my stupid ass one.
Zig, can you get rid of mine please. I hate it.
Sean May is a lost case. They told him EXACTLY what he needs to do and he has not done that. I hope no one signs him. He refuses to loose weight so he can play basketball. But he has no desire to remain playing basketball because his weight is still a problem. He doesn't care, so no one should sign him.
bing!
07-02-2009, 05:20 PM
Perfect Plus One to give. I think it's well deserving. Unlike my stupid ass one.
Zig, can you get rid of mine please. I hate it.
Sean May is a lost case. They told him EXACTLY what he needs to do and he has not done that. I hope no one signs him. He refuses to loose weight so he can play basketball. But he has no desire to remain playing basketball because his weight is still a problem. He doesn't care, so no one should sign him.
^ funny thing is, Sean could probably loose weight, but could never lose it. :D
SWedd523
07-02-2009, 05:41 PM
They must be SOOO desperate to give May a call lol. Dude can't even play 5 minutes in our offense let alone an uptempo game. Amare would assrape him in practice lol.
Do you realize they have had similar knee issues? Look at how differently they turned out
davcbow
07-02-2009, 05:46 PM
Yeah May got a call alright, his favorite restraunt called him to confirm his order.....:biggrin:
Yeah May got a call alright, his favorite restraunt called him to confirm his order.....:biggrin:
Yup, my friends dad owns the perfect restaurant for him...they do the Panthers flight meals, and it was Matty C's fav. lunch spot when he was here.
http://www.phatburrito.com/images/logo.gif
Their burrito's make Sean May look small.
playoffs...PLAYOFFS?
07-02-2009, 06:11 PM
http://www.phatburrito.com/images/logo.gif
been there..anyone that lives or plans on coming down to CLT for BB games needs to check it out.
Cosmic Cantina (Chapel Hill & Durham & NYC ) and Phat Burrito have the best burritos ever.
So...since we did not QO McMay...you want the rest of us to go to this place^ and pick up the "slack" (weight that is) for McMay...:biggrin:
been there..anyone that lives or plans on coming down to CLT for BB games needs to check it out.
Cosmic Cantina (Chapel Hill & Durham & NYC ) and Phat Burrito have the best burritos ever.
Yeah, it's one of the most underrated places I know of. I'll bet they banned Sean since he'd put them out of business.
TattoodCats4life
07-02-2009, 07:58 PM
Can just imagine the Sean May + J-Rich+Dudley Reunion...
J-Rich: Hey Fat Asss!
Sean: Shut up you drunk...
JD: You're both stupid, now practice...
...AI: Practice?
Can just imagine the Sean May + J-Rich+Dudley Reunion...
J-Rich: Hey Fat Asss!
Sean: Shut up you drunk...
JD: You're both stupid, now practice...
...AI: Practice?
LMAO.
If we got AI, there'd be more talk about the 'Cats practicing than playing.
amour217
07-02-2009, 09:42 PM
I'm working on a Bobcats Chat regarding Sean's call from the Suns...it should be done next week
TheBeagle
07-03-2009, 12:13 AM
http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn461/SteveMorrison15/NATE.jpg
Hmmm. I wonder if I can get any royalties for having my image being diseminated without consent along the world wide web :g:
I'm the dude with a little bit of face showing through my mountainman beard wearing my Carolina basketball shirt sitting in the Keetch seats, over the fake Bobcat dude's left shoulder. I don't even remember clapping during their 7 or so takes because when he was introduced they said he went to Maryland, which was actually pretty funny what with me wearing the shirt I was wearing.
Anyway, I want my 25 cents per use of image!!! >:(
Oh, and yeah, Sean May is a husky chap to be sure...
Where the heck is my magnifying glass when I need it...?
LOL Beagle when you purchased your ticket you lost those rights...sorry bro.
Marvel
07-03-2009, 03:11 AM
LOL :D
Kerr: Hi Sean
Fatty: Hi......... who is this
Kerr: It's Steve Kerr here from the Phoenix Suns i just wanted to let you know we have a need at the pg position...........
Fatty: Oh sorry i play the 4 you know the power forward position
Kerr: Oh is this Sean Singletary
Fatty: No it's Sean May
Kerr: Ohhh riight May not Singleton....ssshhht.......My bad.....................
doot doot doot..............doot doot doot............doot doot doot.............
bing!
07-03-2009, 07:13 AM
http://theblob.wikispaces.com/file/view/simp_THOHXVII_Blob_v2f.jpg
^ why yes, Steve, I'd gladly be a Sun.
docend24
07-06-2009, 05:26 PM
They must be SOOO desperate to give May a call lol. Dude can't even play 5 minutes in our offense let alone an uptempo game. Amare would assrape him in practice lol.
Do you realize they have had similar knee issues? Look at how differently they turned out
Maybe this all is a teambuilding thing and they actually need a scapegoat in their locker room to provide desired relief to the rest of the team. A big punchbag.
SWedd523
07-06-2009, 05:30 PM
Maybe this all is a teambuilding thing and they actually need a scapegoat in their locker room to provide desired relief to the rest of the team. A big punchbag.
softest punching bag in history haha
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