New TV Color Analyst

[Felton for Prez]

They annouced at the camp that our new color guy is Dell Curry. Not the worst choice but not the best either.

[Mustachio]

aka the cheapest option available. Hey Dell... you work for us already, what say you do some color analysis and we bump the pay scale up a couple dollars?

[Black]

just give steve martin a few martinis and let him go at it alone

[amour217]

they should've hired ballwhore....that would've been hilarious.

"Da next game be at 7 against da Magics...I need 48 ppl to be watchin or I ain't sayin nothin the whole game"

[ALong13]

Ballwhore: And the guy who might be wearing a number between 1 and 99 just went up a court somewhere in the United States (or Toronto) just scored a basket that was either a free throw, layup, dunk, jumpshot, or three pointer!

Steve Martin: Nice play-by-play Ballwhore (rolls eyes)

Ballwhore: Thanks Steve, and I'll tell all you viewers at home, but only if I recieve 154 txt in the next commercial break by people in the Downtown Charlotte area...

[amour217]

Steve Martin: "Ballwhore won't be able to work tonight's game, apparently his Fiat broke down on I-77"

[SWedd523]

Steve Martin: "Ballwhore won't be able to work tonight's game, apparently his Fiat broke down on I-77"
LMAO @ Ballwhore chugging along down 77 in this:

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Fiat_panda_1_v_sst.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHpi4zg2tGIGAFW_loy8T9HBSXhbQ

[bozzy]

I doubt he will get much of a bump in pay since no one will actually be able to see the broadcast anyways.

[davcbow]

"BURN!!!" Thats funny stuff guys.....:cool:

[amour217]

Here he is driving to the arena in his whip:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/amour217/Fiat2.jpg

[Walt Cronkite]

Who's Ballwhore?

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Search for his posts... you'll see. :)

EDIT: here... http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/search.php?searchid=362739

[Walt Cronkite]

Wow, it's an actual username and not a mocking nick. That is fantastic.

[amour217]

Who's Ballwhore?

He's the Sam Vincent of BCP

[Walt Cronkite]

Just spent the past howevermany minutes catching up on his post history. Now I'm current.

[teej]

Dell's alright I guess...gives the locals a reason to watch maybe was their thinking?

[BETCATS]

cant wait till the Warriors come to town...
Dell commentating on his own son will be intresting

[teej]

cant wait till the Warriors come to town...
Dell commentating on his own son will be intresting

Imagine if Steph hits a gamewinner...

[Walt Cronkite]

I imagine it'd be like when Bill Walton did Luke's games. He pretty much ignored him completely or would seemingly refer to him with impersonal nouns. It was awkward.

[Dead_Real]

I imagine it'd be like when Bill Walton did Luke's games. He pretty much ignored him completely or would seemingly refer to him with impersonal nouns. It was awkward.
lmao I hate when he does LA games

Stephanie Ready gone? :mad:

[teej]

Stephanie Ready gone? :mad:

She's a mama or soon will be

[bing!]

C'mon guys, own up, who's daddy?