Sean May Auditioning in Vegas

[amour217]

Our ol buddy Jabba is auditioning for 4 teams in Vegas, according to Slick Rick:

http://blogs.charlotte.com/inside_the_nba/2009/07/may-auditioning-for-four-teams-in-vegas.html

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/amour217/Buffet.jpg

[SWedd523]

We get rid of May and Lexy starts bulking up? Hmmmm is May a bully?


May: "You gonna finish that?"
Lexy: "P-pl-please sir, I'm really hungry..."
May: "Shut up boy! Gimme yo foo!"
Lexy: "Yes sir..."
May" "Nom Nom Nom"

[playoffs...PLAYOFFS?]

We get rid of May and Lexy starts bulking up? Hmmmm is May a bully?


May: "You gonna finish that?"
Lexy: "P-pl-please sir, I'm really hungry..."
May: "Shut up boy! Gimme yo foo!"
Lexy: "Yes sir..."
May" "Nom Nom Nom"

nom nom nom references..always funny

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/7/pyzamnomnom.jpg

[amour217]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/amour217/InUrCasino2.jpg

[TattoodCats4life]

And how fucking dare anyone make fun of Sean after all he's been through...he lost his contract, he went through all the food...he had 2 fucking surgeries, his agent turned out to be a user, and now hes going through a UFA battle. All you people care about is ballers, and making money off of him...

HES A HUMAN...

What you dont realize is sean is making you guys all this money, and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him.. He hasn't performed on the court in years...His favorite song is "give me more" for a reason, because all you people want is more more more more more...

LEAVE HIM ALONE...

You're lucky he even played for you bastards.

LEAVE SEAN ALONE...

Please...<sob>....They talked about professionalism and said that if sean was a professional he would have pulled it off no matter what...Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to bash someone who is going through a hard time...LEAVE SEAN MAY ALONE...PLEASE....Leave sean may alone right NOW...I mean it...

Anyone who has a problem with him, you deal with me...because he's not well right now <sob> <sob> Leave him alone.


:paddle:

[amour217]

And how fucking dare anyone make fun of Sean after all he's been through...he lost his contract, he went through all the food...he had 2 fucking surgeries, his agent turned out to be a user, and now hes going through a UFA battle. All you people care about is ballers, and making money off of him...

HES A HUMAN...

What you dont realize is sean is making you guys all this money, and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him.. He hasn't performed on the court in years...His favorite song is "give me more" for a reason, because all you people want is more more more more more...

LEAVE HIM ALONE...

You're lucky he even played for you bastards.

LEAVE SEAN ALONE...

Please...<sob>....They talked about professionalism and said that if sean was a professional he would have pulled it off no matter what...Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to bash someone who is going through a hard time...LEAVE SEAN MAY ALONE...PLEASE....Leave sean may alone right NOW...I mean it...

Anyone who has a problem with him, you deal with me...because he's not well right now <sob> <sob> Leave him alone.


:paddle:

LOL it took me a hot minute to see what you were doing there, lol good job +1

[TattoodCats4life]

If anyone would get it, it would be you :)

[teej]

LOL I'm guessing thats leave Britney alone?

[TattoodCats4life]

LOL I'm guessing thats leave Britney alone?

Almost word for word, just changed it to fit better ;)

[Ghost Kat]

And how fucking dare anyone make fun of Sean after all he's been through...he lost his contract, he went through all the food...he had 2 fucking surgeries, his agent turned out to be a user, and now hes going through a UFA battle. All you people care about is ballers, and making money off of him...

HES A HUMAN...

What you dont realize is sean is making you guys all this money, and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him.. He hasn't performed on the court in years...His favorite song is "give me more" for a reason, because all you people want is more more more more more...

LEAVE HIM ALONE...

You're lucky he even played for you bastards.

LEAVE SEAN ALONE...

Please...<sob>....They talked about professionalism and said that if sean was a professional he would have pulled it off no matter what...Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to bash someone who is going through a hard time...LEAVE SEAN MAY ALONE...PLEASE....Leave sean may alone right NOW...I mean it...

Anyone who has a problem with him, you deal with me...because he's not well right now <sob> <sob> Leave him alone.


:paddle:

This is too funny, My eyes are watering up as i type this. He/ She was on Tosh .0 last week.

[teej]

Tosh .0

Funny dude right there.

[amour217]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/amour217/Elvis.jpg

[davcbow]

I heard he was offered the part of Mayor McCheese in the next McDonnalds commersial....:biggrin:

[SWedd523]

I heard he was offered the part of Mayor McCheese in the next McDonnalds commersial....:biggrin:
Amour, do your worst ;)

[ammofan]

he worked out for LA today...

[davcbow]

he worked out for LA today...

Lakers, Clippers or McDonnalds?:biggrin:

[teej]

Lakers, Clippers or McDonnalds?:biggrin:

LOL or a movie on fat people?

[amour217]

he worked out for LA today...

LA Weight Loss?

[ammofan]

Lakers, some are saying he has signed with Kings or Blazers

[BRNC]

Rumor has it the Kings are offering Vet minimum...about the risk I expected a team to take on McMay...

[ammofan]

Rumor has it the Kings are offering Vet minimum...about the risk I expected a team to take on McMay...

They could be rewarded alot if he stays healthy though.....

[timang]

looking at the title made me think his fat-ass applied to become a hooker/pole-dancer or something :facepalm:

[teej]

I'd offer the vet min. for him to stay here...

[ziggy]

Thoughts on McMay from RealCavsFans.com (http://realcavsfans.com/showthread.php?t=23019)


I mean can this guy run or does he have a heart attack will trying to rebound? Sorry Sean May but we dont carry snacks on our bench.

:biggrin:

[ziggy]

Now it appears that Sean May is close to joining the Sacramento Queens.

http://www.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/sports/kings/archives/2009/07/sean-may-may-be.html

[millst2]

For 800k it is a steal. Seen a few pics of May working out he definitely looks in the best shape I have ever seen him. Actually has some definition in his arms.

If his knees stay healthy and he gets back in game shape ( which LA, Chicago and the Kings all seem to think he looks good) I think this will be a solid pickup for someone.

I think if he can get back to healthy and plays like he did in the first part of 2006 the kings got a deal. Now the question is can he stay healthy.

Makes us wonder now what we are going to do at the PF now. Are we resigning Juwan. The Cats can't match the offer right? Pretty much May get's a shot to go out and bust his ass for a team other than ours to see if he can get the payday next year. I wonder what the Cats were offering as the vet min is less than 1 mill for a 1 yr deal. I would have thought the front office would have offered a 1yr 1 mill deal.

Anyways.

[rsxnova]

For 800k it is a steal. Seen a few pics of May working out he definitely looks in the best shape I have ever seen him. Actually has some definition in his arms.

If his knees stay healthy and he gets back in game shape ( which LA, Chicago and the Kings all seem to think he looks good) I think this will be a solid pickup for someone.

I think if he can get back to healthy and plays like he did in the first part of 2006 the kings got a deal. Now the question is can he stay healthy.

Makes us wonder now what we are going to do at the PF now. Are we resigning Juwan. The Cats can't match the offer right? Pretty much May get's a shot to go out and bust his ass for a team other than ours to see if he can get the payday next year. I wonder what the Cats were offering as the vet min is less than 1 mill for a 1 yr deal. I would have thought the front office would have offered a 1yr 1 mill deal.

Anyways.

Who knows. I guess he was not as loyal as his UNC teammate.

[amour217]

For 800k it is a steal. Seen a few pics of May working out he definitely looks in the best shape I have ever seen him. Actually has some definition in his arms.

If his knees stay healthy and he gets back in game shape ( which LA, Chicago and the Kings all seem to think he looks good) I think this will be a solid pickup for someone.

I think if he can get back to healthy and plays like he did in the first part of 2006 the kings got a deal. Now the question is can he stay healthy.

Makes us wonder now what we are going to do at the PF now. Are we resigning Juwan. The Cats can't match the offer right? Pretty much May get's a shot to go out and bust his ass for a team other than ours to see if he can get the payday next year. I wonder what the Cats were offering as the vet min is less than 1 mill for a 1 yr deal. I would have thought the front office would have offered a 1yr 1 mill deal.

Anyways.

By "definition in his arms" do you mean he was carrying a Dictionary?

[millst2]

By "definition in his arms" do you mean he was carrying a Dictionary?

.. Sure, what you said

[dnbman]

By "definition in his arms" do you mean he was carrying a Dictionary?

I think it means he had new tattoos.

Quiche: a pielike dish consisting of an unsweetened pastry shell filled with a custard and usually containing cheese and other ingredients, as vegetables, seafood, or ham.

Foie Gras: the liver of a duck or a goose that has been specially fattened by gavage.

Watching the food network must give him the nervous shakes.

[docend24]

I can't wait to start using "Burger King" as his nickname.

[amour217]

I can't wait to start using "Burger King" as his nickname.

LOL awesome +1

[docend24]

from Cavs board:

"Sean May is soo fat...

I took a picture of him in his rookie year and its still printing."

[docend24]

OT from Cavs board (yup, this was written by a CAVs' fan) but this is priceless

I don't know what's more amazing, that he blocked LeBron James, or the fact that there's video evidence of it out in public...

[Dcarnys]

What a shame, Bojangles lost their best customer.

[amour217]

What a shame, Bojangles lost their best customer.

Now he'll be a frequent customer at In-N-Out Burger...where the name will be changed to In-N-Stuck Burger