The BCP Freestyle thread

[WarioVsMooChicken]

I feel the need to make a rap now

[amour217]

I feel the need to make a rap now

We should make a "Bobcats Freestyle" thread...someone posts a line and the rest follow

[teej]

"My name's Sean May and I eat all day"

[davcbow]

"My name's Sean May and I eat all day"
"You cant have none, so stay away!"

[amour217]

"You cant have none, so stay away!"

I won me a title with my boy Ray Felt', now my gut is attackin' my belt

[Muttley]

Three burgers ain't enough, you better make it 54.
So I head to Mickey D's with my homey Ballwhore.

[amour217]

I got so excited as I walked through the door, my moobs began to sweat and my BP soared

[SWedd523]

Then I looked over at ballwhore and he said, "What you doin' man?"
I said, "Yo I bet I could eat more frenc fries than you can!"

[WarioVsMooChicken]

I made this topic?

[amour217]

Then I looked over at ballwhore and he said, "What you doin' man?"
I said, "Yo I bet I could eat more frenc fries than you can!"

So I ate fitty fries, a shake, and some spam,
I ain't the Gangsta of Love, I'm the Colossus of Ham

[x2pacalypse]

my career flopped, like robin williams role in flubber
you can dunk on my face, but dont you dare steal my butter

[amour217]

got more chins than a chinese phone book,
biggest fantasy is an undressed fry cook

[bing!]

stuffin' on delicious till my belt goes *pop*,
don't care 'bout no looks cause I ain't no fop

(boy oh boy, do I suck at this)

[WarioVsMooChicken]

http://www.yousendit.com/download/Y1RyTGswQXBrYUIzZUE9PQ

I made a rap song!

I wrote it in like 5 minutes to sort of count as freestyling.

The beat sounds weird because I usually make rock and electronica.

I suck at rapping....

[amour217]

stuffin' on delicious till my belt goes *pop*,
don't care 'bout no looks cause I ain't no fop

(boy oh boy, do I suck at this)

sugar on top, jelly in the middle,
I sit on the rainbow and out pop the skittles

[amour217]

Sean May's girl,
They say she look like Halle Berry,
I seen her last week,
I think she look like Ashy Larry

[LiquidWayno]

Step into the club, I rock that Sean May-shuffle
you downing gin & juice, i'm chomping bags of ruffles