Breaking News: Sean May is fat

[Dcarnys]

SACRAMENTO CA, At approximately 11:27PM Pacific Time a local McDonalds was robbed by as one witness reported “a big Jabba the Hutt looking thing”. The culprit is reported to be Sacramento Kings forward Sean May. May who came from the Charlotte Bobcats this summer has had a history of Injury problems and was benched this year due to an ongoing weight issue. Witness Allison Jefferson said “he barged in no weapons or anything, grabbed the clerk at the counter and demanded Give me the McNuggets and no one gets hurt.” Sacramento police have launched an investigation and are on the hunt. Police are also looking into the possible connection of this robbery and a robbery of a local Burger King two nights before.

Couldnt help myself :biggrin:.

[teej]

hahahaha guess that's what happens when you play for the minimum?

[EvetsMorrison15]

you're pissing on the horse's grave.

[MattD]

Hey guys sean may is fat!

[bozzy]

I guess that would be somewhat funny a few months ago. At this point it's getting lame.

[Ghost Kat]

I guess that would be somewhat funny a few months ago. At this point it's getting lame.


Sean May jokes are never lame

[SWedd523]

Sean May jokes are never lame
this.





Sean May is so fat the back of his neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

[azfollower]

C'mon guys. When I saw this thread's title, I thought it was gonna be something about Felton...I guess I'm gonna have to wait a little longer.

Anyway, Sean's got a weight incentive in his contract, so I hope at least it was a LOT of food :p

[Ghost Kat]

Sean May is so big he has his own moon. If he ever took his shirt you would see impact marks from asteroids.

If you believe Sean May will have a productive NBA career you probably believe Rick James died from natural causes.

[MattD]

sean may is richer, more athletic, and has more basketball talent than 95% of you will ever be! thats the real joke

[Dcarnys]

sean may is richer, more athletic, and has more basketball talent than 95% of you will ever be! thats the real joke

Sadly, hes right.

[SWedd523]

sean may is richer, more athletic, and has more basketball talent than 95% of you will ever be! thats the real joke
Richer? No, he spends all his money on Bojangles and McDonald's.
More athletic? No, I promise you I can run up and down a basketball court 5 times without passing out.
More basketball talent? If by that you mean I'm not talented enough to take up 2 (TWO) seats on the bench, then you got me there.

[MattD]

Richer? No, he spends all his money on Bojangles and McDonald's.
More athletic? No, I promise you I can run up and down a basketball court 5 times without passing out.
More basketball talent? If by that you mean I'm not talented enough to take up 2 (TWO) seats on the bench, then you got me there.

still not finding it funny

[Ghost Kat]

still not finding it funny

But we do, Sean May is lazy and fat and we make fun of him.
There people on this very site that can win a game of 21 against Sean May right now today. I'll include myself in that. 95%? Your numbers are way off

[amour217]

The only thing rich about Sean May is the fondue fountain he calls his bathtub

[MattD]

But we do, Sean May is lazy and fat and we make fun of him.
There people on this very site that can win a game of 21 against Sean May right now today. I'll include myself in that. 95%? Your numbers are way off

I would take a bet that you absolutely could not beat Sean May in 21, unless of course, your a closet College/D-league/European Pro player

[jdub28]

sean may is richer, more athletic, and has more basketball talent than 95% of you will ever be! thats the real joke

WAS richer, more athletic, and more talented. How can you defend a player that lost all of his athleticism and talent due to sheer laziness?

Sure he got injured but conditioning is a huge deterrent to injuries and I don't think its any secret that he never put in the work he should have.

[Ghost Kat]

I would take a bet that you absolutely could not beat Sean May in 21, unless of course, your a closet College/D-league/European Pro player

#1. Don't make random bets with people on the internet.
#2. I don't have to be a pro or league league player. Sean May can't run, can't hardly jump. He still has a nice shot but it's not like he has any handles.
Yes, I believe I can beat Sean May in a game of 21.


Why are you so sure Sean May can dominate anyone but old men at the park?

[amour217]

He still has a nice shot but it's not like he has any handles.

Oh he's got handles.......love handles

[WarioVsMooChicken]

In a game to 21, Sean May would be passed out by the time someone scores 3.

[ziggy]

This would be the car that Sean May drove to that game of 21 :biggrin:

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g193/larryyocum77/fat-car-1.jpg

[davcbow]

This would be the car that Sean May drove to that game of 21 :biggrin:

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g193/larryyocum77/fat-car-1.jpg

That car has Sean May and Cheeseburger written all over it...:biggrin:

[MattD]

#1. Don't make random bets with people on the internet.
#2. I don't have to be a pro or league league player. Sean May can't run, can't hardly jump. He still has a nice shot but it's not like he has any handles.
Yes, I believe I can beat Sean May in a game of 21.


Why are you so sure Sean May can dominate anyone but old men at the park?

because ive seen him workout... and this is hardly a real bet so i think i can keep doing it

[Ghost Kat]

because ive seen him workout... and this is hardly a real bet so i think i can keep doing it

Yes, by all means keep making random bets. Yay! 4 Internet freedom..But...It's kinda meaningless like trying to talk air into a flat tire.
(One of Sean May's spare tires)

How long was the workout? Did he play a pick up game? How Many? Did he score,rebound... How many? What he he do that has impressed you so much? I've seen him play for 6 or 7 years now and those last 4 have hurt my eye's like a kick to the nuts. Sean May is horrible.

[BobCatsFanInTx]

MattD you got caught in a gun fight with a plastic butter knife!! Hard to win in that situation.

[SWedd523]

MattD you got caught in a gun fight with a plastic butter knife!! Hard to win in that situation.
not only is it a plastic butter knife, but it was used by Sean May so it's bent and has bite marks all over it.

[teej]

Sean May once tried to eat a butter knife before he found out it wasn't made of butter.