The Epic Fart Thread!

[amour217]

Alright folks, I know you've got some great stories, so let's share 'em...I'm expecting this thread to be absolutely classic :biggrin:

One time I was out grocery shopping with my wife and we were in the cards section and I let one go...as soon as it hit the atmosphere, I knew this bad boy was beyond a paint-peeler....and even worse: IT WAS SILENT. I immediately stepped away, calling over my shoulder to my wife, "You might want to move away for awhile." She just looked at me, bewildered...and when I got to the next aisle I heard OH MY GOD! LOL freakin' hilarious. I'm surprised she still has eyebrows after that one

[ziggy]

Lets just say that there probably aren't that many people who have unleashed a horribly rotten ripper during a funeral..... I am one of those people.

I was trying to hold it until the end of the service, but I had 2 big bowls of Chili the night before and the gas couldn't be contained. This fart didn't even have the courtesy to be a silent one :facepalm: I caught months of grief over that "incident"

[davcbow]

Alright folks, I know you've got some great stories, so let's share 'em...I'm expecting this thread to be absolutely classic :biggrin:

One time I was out grocery shopping with my wife and we were in the cards section and I let one go...as soon as it hit the atmosphere, I knew this bad boy was beyond a paint-peeler....and even worse: IT WAS SILENT. I immediately stepped away, calling over my shoulder to my wife, "You might want to move away for awhile." She just looked at me, bewildered...and when I got to the next aisle I heard OH MY GOD! LOL freakin' hilarious. I'm surprised she still has eyebrows after that one

Ewe a SBD they are the worst.....

SBD "silent but deadly" according to the late George Carlin....:biggrin:

[davcbow]

Lets just say that there probably aren't that many people who have unleashed a horribly rotten ripper during a funeral..... I am one of those people.

I was trying to hold it until the end of the service, but I had 2 big bowls of Chili the night before and the gas couldn't be contained. This fart didn't even have the courtesy to be a silent one :facepalm: I caught months of grief over that "incident"

LOL

I once was at work at the machine shop I used to work at years ago. It was time to go back to work after dinner break. We were all gathered by the big doors just bull shitting with each other and the boss man walked in and got right in the middle of us all and let one go, we all scattered, it was horrible... What ever he had eaten should have been illegal....:facepalm:

[amour217]

One time on a trip to Florida we hit up the Ponderosa breakfast buffet. Well after multiple plates of biscuits and gravy, I was ready to do some major damage, but we went to a store instead. Upon getting out of the car (a rental, thank God) I let one go while everyone was shutting their doors. So we went into the store for a good 40 minutes, all the while the noxious fumes were baking in the car in the Florida heat. When we got back to the car and opened the doors, it was like the apocalypse just occured, it was FOUL. I think I could've downed 3 gorillas with that smell lol

[ziggy]

Even King James is guilty of unleashing some gut stench every now and then.
The proof is below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6CWVkPhzRw