Chuck Norris facts

[Ghost Kat]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. (http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781&product_id=2397915)
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. (http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781&product_id=2400566)
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. (http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781&product_id=2397918)
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. (http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781&product_id=2397921)

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. (http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781&product_id=2398292)
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. (http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781&product_id=2398853)
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. (http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781&product_id=2398871)
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. (http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781&product_id=2397937)
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. (http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781&product_id=2398861)
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. (http://19781.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/?&product_id=2901480)
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you (http://19781.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/?&product_id=2901454)

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[Ghost Kat]

More.... it's 2 funny



Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

http://youtube2hulu.blogspot.com/2009/03/snl-saturday-night-live-digital-short.html (http://www.livevideo.com/video/B0B6F2AAE132437CB45FFA060EE6C5E0/snl-young-chuck-norris.aspx)

[Scottley Crue]

While I fully respect the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris, you should also check out some Jack Bauer facts.

http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/

I remember one a while back that said when Jack Bauer found out his daughter lost her virginity, he found it an put it back.