Ask your fellow BCP members ANYTHING

[ziggy]

like the title of the thread says, ask your fellow BCP members any question that's on your mind. Here are a couple that I have.

* Has anybody here done any jail time? Was it like Oz on HBO?

* Anybody here ever dated a stripper? How did that work out?

[davcbow]

I dated an ex Vegas show girl back in the 90's (retired now) that did some stripping when she was young.... She meant well but was a total air head... She was a baby doll had very expensive taste, and dressed like a rich person, but did not understand how the monetary system works... You know make more than you spend... I couldn't afford her...:(

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Vegas Show girl. Davcbow... You da man :cool:

[Ghost Kat]

Long but short story....I went to jail for One night about ten hrs. I live in a town that has 4,500 people in it so our jail is the size of a gas station plus is right beside an elementary school. I went to jail for driving without my license which isn't usually an arrestable offense but the officer got a little mad at me after I informed him that I fucked his daughter....In the ass....I never liked that cop, He was a neighborhood bully...Well it was off to jail for me after that thankfully i wasn't maced.

I had to take a mug shot,I had long hair then so I made sure I looked as crazy as possible. I wanted a James Brown or Nick Nolte type of mug shot.And yes, I stolemy mugshot picture and took it with me. Still have it today...Framed...Anyway, after that, They put me in a holding cell, On the ceiling some one wrote "Bobby Ray loves Lilly Bell"...How cute. But all I could think about was how did he get the pencil to write that? They took everything from me before they put me in holding....What else do these inmates have hidden? They gave me a old pair of broken flip flops and a orange jump suit with velcrow on the front. Suit was so old my velcrow didn't even snap anymore so I had to walk around with a open jump suit in front of these inmates like I was walking round with my house coat open for the neighbors to get a peek. Plus i had on glow in the dark banana stealing alien bright yellow boxers on.

Now the first person i met looked like one of my cousins with my glasses off. All I could see from a distance was him talking to a guy on the second level. Then the guy throws him down something. He walks over to the table were i'm sitting and places a jar of vasoline down on the table. I yelled " Hell No " ..." I haven't been here 30 minutes yet"... then i looked up, his lips were krusty...Super krusty, so thankfully the vasoline was for them not me.

He told me he was a preacher so we sat up all night talking bout God...As long as he was up talking to me me wasn't up rape'n me. Thats all i cared about. We talked till about 7am on a sunday morning. Thats when they turned the TV on, 1st show on sunday morning to watch in jail........Godzilla vs. MegaGodzilla


2 b continued.........
episode 2: "Getting bailed out" aka Catch and Release

[Ghost Kat]

Never dated a stipper but had sex with proabably the most boney, Skinny stripper known to mankind. So skinny when she danced on stage you could still see her G-string between her butt cheeks....Which I always thought was suppose to be covered by booty meat.

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He walks over to the table were i'm sitting and places a jar of vasoline down on the table. I yelled " Hell No " ..." I haven't been here 30 minutes yet"... then i looked up, his lips were krusty...Super krusty, so thankfully the vasoline was for them not me.


:hysterical:

Now THAT is hilarious.

[rsxnova]

I never went to jail, but i was arrested by a cop that didnt like my car. He said i was doing all sorts of bullshit and towed my car. I never knew a moving violation could result in me being taken down town. The cop was an asshole, and i didnt help my case when i said "I didnt know Imigrants could be cops." Watch your back in Salisbury.

[SWedd523]

I got a ticket for not using my turn signal when making a left turn at a green light..........


...........taking a girl home on a date...........

............ we weren't a couple for very long................


fucking cops

[bing!]

Jail per se? No, but I did spend a night at the police station over an unwarranted breaking & entering charge (playing hide & seek whilst slightly inebriated on abandoned premises is considered a felony nowadays?). Still, the officers were understanding and released us a few hours later (we were apprehended shortly after midnight).

Why do I get the feeling as if I told this anecdote before?

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Anybody here ever accidentally walked in on their parents while they were getting their freak on?

Did it scar you for life?

[SWedd523]

Anybody here ever accidentally walked in on their parents while they were getting their freak on?

Did it scar you for life?
No but I had my mom walk in on me and my girlfriend :facepalm:

[ziggy]

No but I had my mom walk in on me and my girlfriend :facepalm:

What is the appropriate thing to say to your mom when that happens?

[spectre]

What is the appropriate thing to say to your mom when that happens?

Oh shit?

That's what I said when my mother in law walked in on me anyway.

[ziggy]

In that situation I would have 2 thoughts
* How can I manage to not get killed by the girl's parents
* How can I get the girl's mom out of the room so that we can ummm.... finish up

[Ghost Kat]

Anybody here ever accidentally walked in on their parents while they were getting their freak on?

Did it scar you for life?

I might be sharing to much....But....When I was 6 - 8 yrs old, Me and my cousin were up early on a saturday morning. We were playing Double Dragon 2, whoopin ass and chewing bubble gum. Ok, we didn't have any bubble gum but video game ass was being kicked. We start to hear moaning, trumping noises on the wall, and my mother saying " oh Savage", which is my Dad's nic name. This went on for a while and it was starting to interupt our video game whoop ass session. So I threw my controller down in anger and walked over to my parents room. Thank God the lights were off and it was like 6 am and the sun wasn't really up. I walked in and said, "Ya'll have to be quiet, You"re to loud, We are trying to get to level 6 and we can't concentrate" . Then I walked back out closed the door and went back to whoopin ass.


Later in life I did get caught a couple times by a girls parents. I even had to pull a ladies man and run out the back door, bare assed with nothing but a smile

[amour217]

What is the appropriate thing to say to your mom when that happens?

"Respect the Game"

[Dcarnys]

I haven't been walked in on or walk in on anyone but I did have to sit through my boss' drunk girlfriend hitting on me at a world series party (and my parents were sitting right next to me.) But I did find an open box of condoms in my parents bathroom, I didn't get to them so only one conclusion.

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My next question:

What is your single greatest fear, and why?

[Ghost Kat]

My next question:

What is your single greatest fear, and why?

My greatest fear is i'll end up being as worthless as my father

I'm scared the saying the apple doesn't fall far from the tree might be true.

[SWedd523]

spiders......


we've already gone over this

[Ghost Kat]

spiders......




Oh Really............



http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/4808/Dont-be-a-pussy.jpg:escape:


(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o179/bucktown1999/goddamnman.jpg)

[ziggy]

My greatest fear:

going to jail. I can't think of anything scarier than having to fight for my life ( and the safety of my asshole ) 24 hours a day.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w301/bobcatsplanet/screens_string11.jpg

[Toocool]

Drowning...I remember watching Pearl Harbour when I was a lot younger, then there are sailor guys trapped in the boat and the water's rising, and then this guy's like "I dont' wanna die" or some crap.

I must also agree with Ziggy.

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Next question: What is the one thing that you've done in your life that you are the most ashamed of.

This one is high on my list, I dated a girl in my 20's that was getting very serious with me however I knew that it was a temporary thing and in my mind knew that she had no long-term future. To make a long story short, once I broke up with her, she was seriously attached, it was ugly and it messed her up for years down the road. I've always felt guilty about making her think that there were some possibilities of a future.

That's mine, lets hear yours.