The soon to be gargantuan Random Thoughts Thread

It always amazes me how we don't have an OT thread. Every other forum I've looked into has a thread of this nature. So here we go. Let's try and make this the biggest thread on the site? :D

If you have any random thoughts that have no place in any other thread, post 'em up here.




I'll start: http://soundcloud.com/ is an awesome websiite. Click that link and scroll down to the bottom and "Explore Tracks" They've put together some really cool stuff.

Are you sure that you're ready for the random thoughts that run through my brain?

My random thought of the moment: Who would win in a knife fight, Aretha Franklin or Bob Denver from Gilligan's Island?

^I don't know, but I like Aretha Franklin in any eating contest that doesn't feature Sean May or Eddy Curry.

Urethra Franklin allllll day

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/.../adam/1122.jpg


EDIT: The kidneys even look like little boxing gloves

I can't get over how much Stan Van Gundy looks like Ron Jeremy.

http://listentoleon.net/wp/wp-conten...ron-jeremy.jpg

and for that matter:

http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/vince-carter.jpghttp://static.open.salon.com/files/v...1256088681.jpg

I always have random thoughts. It produces random stuff, such as my "ode to the fine ham biscuit."

This time, I wonder who would win, an elephant or a rhino if they charged each other :g:

Points to consider:
-Elephant is bigger
-Rhino is built like a moving tank
-Rhino has one bigass horn, elephant has two bigass tusks (assuming African poachers haven't stolen them yet). For arguments sake, they have their tusks.
-Rhino can charge like a bull.
-Elephant is relatively calm.

I would say a Rhino, but I'm biased cos I reakon Rhino's are awesome. Who wouldn't want to be a huge tanky animal with stumpy legs and a bigass horn.

What if it is an oliphant. The war elephants from Lord of the Rings.

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Originally Posted by Toocool

I always have random thoughts. It produces random stuff, such as my "ode to the fine ham biscuit."

This time, I wonder who would win, an elephant or a rhino if they charged each other :g:

Points to consider:
-Elephant is bigger
-Rhino is built like a moving tank
-Rhino has one bigass horn, elephant has two bigass tusks (assuming African poachers haven't stolen them yet). For arguments sake, they have their tusks.
-Rhino can charge like a bull.
-Elephant is relatively calm.

I would say a Rhino, but I'm biased cos I reakon Rhino's are awesome. Who wouldn't want to be a huge tanky animal with stumpy legs and a bigass horn.

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Toocool

I always have random thoughts. It produces random stuff, such as my "ode to the fine ham biscuit."

This time, I wonder who would win, an elephant or a rhino if they charged each other :g:

Points to consider:
-Elephant is bigger
-Rhino is built like a moving tank
-Rhino has one bigass horn, elephant has two bigass tusks (assuming African poachers haven't stolen them yet). For arguments sake, they have their tusks.
-Rhino can charge like a bull.
-Elephant is relatively calm.

I would say a Rhino, but I'm biased cos I reakon Rhino's are awesome. Who wouldn't want to be a huge tanky animal with stumpy legs and a bigass horn.

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I renamed the thread just because I'm silly as Hell :biggrin:

... and my money is on the Rhino, They are some truly badass creatures.

How about this:
One Silverback Gorilla with a chain saw

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...m/griller1.jpg

versus

12 very hostile Doberman Pinschers

http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/s...0/doberman.jpg


Who ya got????

Who draft Tim Tearbow with Jimmy Clausen and Colt McCoy still on the board?