The 2012 Weight Loss "Negative Reinforcement" Thread

This is not going to be your ordinary weight loss thread.

In this thread we aren't going to praise people just for effort. For example:

Not allowed --> "Gosh Ziggy, everyone falls off the diet bandwagon occasionally. It was OK to have 3 pieces of cake today, just buckle down and try harder tomorrow"

Allowed --> "Ziggy!!! Did you get your fat, slovenly, lazy beer swilling sorry ass off the couch today and run? Get your punk ass up and get it done or you will look like this other pool diving, overbearded, toothless fat ass!! Do some situps you lazy Bastard!!!"

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w...et/fatdive.jpg

Anyone else that's looking to drop a few pounds interested in submitting yourself to the abuse of your peers in 2012

I'm actually rather skinny, but there's this blob of fat blocking my otherwise sexy body's six pack.
Abuse me so I will go out and work hard and lose that blob of fat.

I'm just trying to exercise more. Run and play ball more often. Someone calling me a lazy ass wouldn't hurt.