Shaun Livingston waived. Cory Higgins Solution?

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Originally Posted by GOBOBCATS24

Does Cory Higgins have to be biscuited to get him off of this roster? It sure seems that way after he has survived the roster cuts. Wish we would pick up Livingston as our 3rd pg. I can't take another year of Cory Bullshit Higgins

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Haha, you think we can ever get rid of the Higgins? Don't you know he was discovered by the Large Hadron Collider? He's scientifically known as the Cory Higgins Boson a.k.a. the God Particle. You can't destroy what created us.

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Important facts to know about Cory "The God Particle" Higgins:

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The Cory Higgins Boson (God Particle) is a controversial particle believed to bestow mass on all other particles...

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Physicists believe that Cory Higgins particles generate a kind of soupy ether through which other particles move, picking up drag that translates into mass on the macroscopic scale. :o

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If the Cory Higgins Boson (God Particle), the cornerstone of 21st-century physics, is not there, then the standard model of the universe collapses. :o :o

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