Important facts to know about Cory "The God Particle" Higgins:
The Cory Higgins Boson (God Particle) is a controversial particle believed to bestow mass on all other particles...
Physicists believe that Cory Higgins particles generate a kind of soupy ether through which other particles move, picking up drag that translates into mass on the macroscopic scale. :o
If the Cory Higgins Boson (God Particle), the cornerstone of 21st-century physics, is not there, then the standard model of the universe collapses. :o :o