WWLBD? (What Would Larry Brown Do)

So, another blowout early on to another lottery team. Seen this script somewhere before.

Anyway, I see people on the interwebz complaining about Dunlap and maybe wishing we still had Larry Brown. To deal with my boredom, I decided to let my imagination take me down that path and wonder what Larry Brown would do if he was currently the Bobcats coach right now. Here's my guess:

1) Byron Mullens would have been straight up murdered by now. He would've been found somewhere in Lake Norman with cinder blocks tied to his hands, and when questioned, Larry would pretend he'd never heard of him before.

2) DJ Augustin wouldn't be in Indy right now, he'd be locked up in some mental institution, doing reverse pivots in the corner of his padded cell while muttering to himself "play the right way, play the right way."

3) Kemba would've been playing for the Knicks right now, since LB would've traded him and Sessions for Felton, since no other point guard could make him feel alive again.

4) Gerald Henderson would be the size of Boris Diaw by now, as 4 years of inactivity would not allow him to keep his weight down.

Anything else I missed?

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Originally Posted by QC Thundercats

So, another blowout early on to another lottery team. Seen this script somewhere before.

Anyway, I see people on the interwebz complaining about Dunlap and maybe wishing we still had Larry Brown. To deal with my boredom, I decided to let my imagination take me down that path and wonder what Larry Brown would do if he was currently the Bobcats coach right now. Here's my guess:

1) Byron Mullens would have been straight up murdered by now. He would've been found somewhere in Lake Norman with cinder blocks tied to his hands, and when questioned, Larry would pretend he'd never heard of him before.

2) DJ Augustin wouldn't be in Indy right now, he'd be locked up in some mental institution, doing reverse pivots in the corner of his padded cell while muttering to himself "play the right way, play the right way."

3) Kemba would've been playing for the Knicks right now, since LB would've traded him and Sessions for Felton, since no other point guard could make him feel alive again.

4) Gerald Henderson would be the size of Boris Diaw by now, as 4 years of inactivity would not allow him to keep his weight down.

Anything else I missed?

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Dominic Mcguire would be starting and playing 30+ mins:harden:

Everyone under the age of 30 and all of our future draft picks would have been traded away for a few grizzled 37 year old veterans that can "play the right way"

Anybody know what George Lynch is up to these days?

We would have had to replace the court as 2 holes would have been worn on each side of the half court line from our PG's needlessly spinning as they passed the timeline.

Toronto isn't a loss to be upset about. They're like 12-3 since Bargnani stopped dragging their franchise down. They've been playing great ball lately.

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Originally Posted by G Wuh Wuh Wuh Wallace

Dominic Mcguire would be starting and playing 30+ mins

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Haha, true.

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Originally Posted by SWedd523

Anybody know what George Lynch is up to these days?

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Wait...wait a minute...I think I just figured it out!!

Has anyone ever seen George Lynch and Dominic Mcguire in the same room at the same time? There's a good reason nobody knows who the f*$k Dominic Mcguire is.

It's because he's not a real person.

Both about 6'8-6'9, 235 pounds
Both beloved by Larry Brown
Both defensive minded journeyman
Both have faces that are impossible to remember for long

Hmmmm, could it be...

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2152/smcguirelynch.jpg

I'd be interested to know what Larry Brown thought of Jeffrey Taylor. Taylor's supposedly a good defender and has a decent outside jumper... I wonder how Larry Brown would improve his game... if any. Perhaps Larry would ruin JT's self-confidence?

I'm not one for living in the past...

Larry Brown and Rich Cho would have murder suicided each other by now.