WWLBD? (What Would Larry Brown Do)
So, another blowout early on to another lottery team. Seen this script somewhere before.
Anyway, I see people on the interwebz complaining about Dunlap and maybe wishing we still had Larry Brown. To deal with my boredom, I decided to let my imagination take me down that path and wonder what Larry Brown would do if he was currently the Bobcats coach right now. Here's my guess:
1) Byron Mullens would have been straight up murdered by now. He would've been found somewhere in Lake Norman with cinder blocks tied to his hands, and when questioned, Larry would pretend he'd never heard of him before.
2) DJ Augustin wouldn't be in Indy right now, he'd be locked up in some mental institution, doing reverse pivots in the corner of his padded cell while muttering to himself "play the right way, play the right way."
3) Kemba would've been playing for the Knicks right now, since LB would've traded him and Sessions for Felton, since no other point guard could make him feel alive again.
4) Gerald Henderson would be the size of Boris Diaw by now, as 4 years of inactivity would not allow him to keep his weight down.
Anything else I missed?