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I saw this someplace else, and decided to start it up here.
I'll start.
Falling off of the Empire state building or being eaten by an Alligator??
The next person answers the question and then comes up with two more ways of kicking the bucket...this should be really fun and uplifting. ;D
Holy Shit :o I'll take the fall off the Empire State building if those are my 2 choices.
How about Attacked by Killer Bees or beaten to death by Mike Tyson?
Killer Bees. It would be quicker.
Beaten over the head with a sledgehammer, Or stabbed in the gut repeatedly until you bleed to death?
Sledgehammer to the head. Were talking one hit to the head and your dead right?
Getting attacked by rabid raccoons or getting eaten by a killer whale?
Killer Whale. "Death by Racoon" would take way too long.
Death by 2 dozen midgets with box cutters OR death by repeated shots to the body with a nail gun?
twisted. I'll take nail gun :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by ashy_larry
How about death by repeated papercuts into the neck that slowly get deeper OR being crushed by a steamroller that goes a foot an hour.
Or the real killer...death by a choking on a gay man's man juice.
Papercuts... No way on those other 2 options.
The Guillotine and it taking 5 tries before it actually works or the electric chair and it taking 10 times before it works?
Electric Chair.
Slow agaonizing death by starvation or fast agonizing death by being set on fire?
Fire. If you had no food but water it could take potentially a month :dribble:
How about shoving a pencil up your nose then slamming your head on the desk causing the pencil to go into your brain....ORRRRR
dieing as a 97 year old virgin? AND NO HANDS!
revivng this thread
I'll choose dying as a 97 year old virgin with no hands ( I'll learn to use my feet :D )
Death by drinking 3 gallons of 151 proof Bacardi Rum
or
Death by drowning in a vat of elephant dung?