I confess that sometimes while I'm at work I daydream about chopping up Game Show Gary the very annoying NC Lottery guy with a sharp axe. :biggrin:
What would my fellow BCP folk like to confess?
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I confess that sometimes while I'm at work I daydream about chopping up Game Show Gary the very annoying NC Lottery guy with a sharp axe. :biggrin:
What would my fellow BCP folk like to confess?
I often pretend to be smarter than I actually am, it's a compulsive thing, can't help it.
I like to fart in the perfume section at Macy's and blame it on something by Ralph Lauren
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Originally Posted by amour217
i like to have sex with my fleshlight while watching highlites of allison stokke
Yeah, but that's not really much of a confessional. Everyone does that.Quote:
Originally Posted by x2pacalypse
oh ok, well im glad, i thought i was weird or something pfftQuote:
Originally Posted by Muttley
Ha, I was trying to think of a confession to......confess, but the name "Allison Stokke" put my mind in a different place....thanks for that x2pac ;). Now I'm just seeing images of her and Ladycat Natasha bounding around and contorting their bodies in their skintight outfits and I'm all :hypo:. With my one track mind, that's all I can confess at the moment..try again later after a cold shower ;)
I confess to going to the grocery ( Food Lion ) , On more then one visit to buy a single grape. I do it just to piss off the cashiers , they have to scale produce to get a price and it rings up as less than a penny or nothing eveytime. Then a start a fight cuz that means my grape is free or someone owes me some change off my penny......Good times!
Nice, I've got to try that :biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by CarolinaKat
No No... I've got other things to attend to, but the grape thing, NO NO. :biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by CarolinaKat