I will not FAP again until the Bobcats win 2 consecutive road games

[TheTossedSaladMan]

Hello, I am TheTossedSaladMan.

I've been a lurker here since the days of Sam Vincent, but I'm finally going to come out of hiding to make my first post. Like the title of this thread says I am going to abstain from fapping until the Bobcats win 2 straight road games. I'm afraid that going out on a limb like this and risking the tranquility of my beloved testicles may backfire, but I'm willing to take that risk hoping that somehow putting my balls on the line like this causes us to improve our stupidly dumb road play.
Who else in this joint is man enough to put their fapping privelages on the line until we get 2 straight road wins? Anybody?

[teej]

Oh. Dear. Lord.

I thought I'd seen everything...

[WarioVsMooChicken]

You're a brave man

[SWedd523]

You sir, have my utmost respect.

[Marvel]

Who needs fapping when you got women

[French_Cats]

The Bobcats will make us mad

[ziggy]

Who else in this joint is man enough to put their fapping privelages on the line until we get 2 straight road wins? Anybody?

[Scottley Crue]

You may want to crawl before you walk here...seems like one in a row would be cause enough for celebration (and a little more likely).

[teej]

You may want to crawl before you walk here...seems like one in a row would be cause enough for celebration (and a little more likely).

Maybe if we could get the team to do this it wouldn't.

[BETCATS]

Have fun not masterbating until the end of the season.