Hello, I am TheTossedSaladMan.

I've been a lurker here since the days of Sam Vincent, but I'm finally going to come out of hiding to make my first post. Like the title of this thread says I am going to abstain from fapping until the Bobcats win 2 straight road games. I'm afraid that going out on a limb like this and risking the tranquility of my beloved testicles may backfire, but I'm willing to take that risk hoping that somehow putting my balls on the line like this causes us to improve our stupidly dumb road play.
Who else in this joint is man enough to put their fapping privelages on the line until we get 2 straight road wins? Anybody?