I will not FAP again until the Bobcats win 2 consecutive road games

[TheTossedSaladMan]

Day One: I've been a little bit jumpy today but so far no chest pains, dizziness or shit like that. We got to beat Miami tomorrow so that I can get the first of these 2 consecutive road wins out of the way.

[Ghost Kat]

My eyes are wet with the tears of laughter....Please continue

Fapping? Thats what you folk call it?

[LiquidWayno]

Dear God, I must go watch the Seinfeld Episode "The Contest" now - at least those guys could win some money -

TossedSaladMan, you are gonna be carrying a loaded gun like Gilbert Arenas. Too soon?

[Toocool]

ROFL. Get a life. Period.
You make it seem like you can't live without fapping.
Fail moar.

[Chef]

we should load this board with nice pictures to really tempt some "flapping". tastefully done, but all nude.

[Marvel]

we should load this board with nice pictures to really tempt some "flapping". tastefully done, but all nude.

.....agreed

[Woodsy23]

well something must be working....

[French_Cats]

beat cavs tomorrow

[TheTossedSaladMan]

Day Two: The jumpiness from day one is still around, and this afternoon I had a really strange tingling in my feet. I wonder if lack of "release" can cause diabetes? Thank heavens the Bobcats got a road win tonight, I am one road win against the Cavs away from getting my pipes cleaned.

[bing!]

I wonder if lack of "release" can cause diabetes?

Yes, indeed.