I will not FAP again until the Bobcats win 2 consecutive road games

[rsxnova]

Ok, so this thread has to make it to some kind of hall of fame. I bet the onion would have a hayday with this.

[playoffs...PLAYOFFS?]

Is there a connection between TossedSalad's initial post and Jax's post game comments?

"I make love to pressure," Jackson said, after making both free throws with two seconds left to secure a 91-88 road victory over the Cleveland Cavaliers.

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/bob...y/1158635.html

[SWedd523]

I'm surprised nobody has commented on his username yet:


Tossed Salad Man:
The person who gets his ass eaten out with jelly or syrup by a new prison inmate. Tossed Salad Man: I prefer syrup!

[ND22]

I cannot believe what has happened here. Wow.

[x2pacalypse]

TossedSaladMan: a PROphet amongST All of bobcaTs planEt

[kickazzz2000]

Tossed Salad Man, you are an instant board legend. You are the antiballwhore.

Kudos.

[TheBeagle]

Ok, so this thread has to make it to some kind of hall of fame. I bet the onion would have a hayday with this.

Right on! This definitely has the makings of the thread of the year (don't see what can top it anyway).

I was a little disturbed by his screen name when I first saw the post, and I was concerned for his well-being after seeing his declaration, but I'll be damned if it didn't net us two unprobable wins!!!

Now fap away, fap away, fap away all.......until the next road trip of course when it'll be time for TSM's testes to work their magic

[Alex]

Just wanted to help.

[Dcarnys]

Oh god this is when I wish I could get to a computer for the past week.

[Muttley]

BobcatsPlanet.com: Fap the right way.

Defend every fap.
Rebound the ball.
Fap harder than your opponent.
Respect the fap.