I will not FAP again until the Bobcats win 2 consecutive road games

[spectre]

As for my New Year’s resolution – mine is the same one I ask for every year. I just want my family and me to stay healthy this year. I know you might be asking, “Why not resolve to get a road win (that the Bobcats haven’t had since November 28?” But trust me, that’s going to take care of itself… real soon.

If the Salad man is really Crash that would explain a lot.

Seriously...interesting that he felt that way and then we proceed to beat both Miami & Cleveland away.

[Chef]

16 (22) Bobcats 14-18 A breakthrough in Miami, then an absolute stunner in Cleveland. Larry Brown's Bobs just tripled their total of road wins in the span of a weekend and are going to make their first trip to the playoffs if this keeps up.

I can't help but to think that if Stein knew about this thread he would have jumped us to 14 or 15. It should read:

16 (22) Bobcats 14-18 A breakthrough in Miami, then an absolute stunner in Cleveland. Larry Brown's Bobs just tripled their total of road wins in the span of a weekend not to mention averting a completely grumpy Tossed Salad Man by giving him unlimited fapping privileges and are going to make their first trip to the playoffs if this keeps up.

[ALong13]

lol damn I almost died laughing as i read every post in this thread, this is an instant classic thread and should be delivered to the HOF immediately...wow that was funny

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This thread is OFFICIALLY in the Hall of Fame!

[Ghost Kat]

Not since the Maury Povich show has not busting a nutt brought so much good luck.

Toss Salad Man, Tonight your wash cloth say's