Lets break this down:

Case #1


Now the chick on the left is solid, a clear 8.7 out 10, not supermodel worthy but it is San Antonio and ummm that's probably about the best that we could hope for.

Chick on the bottom has a very pretty face but in that particular pose we can't see her body so we have to give her an incomplete

Chick on the right is a 7.4. See the nose (as if you could miss it)

Chick in the top middle. Believe me, I'm a sensitive guy, so I'm trying to put this in the kindest terms possible. Here goes: How does a chick with that disturbingly oblong shaped head get to become an NBA dancer... even in San Antonio? She my friends is a 5.6

Case #2



At first glance you would look at this dancer and say she is nice looking, but after a closer look, you notice that something is missing. SHE HAS NO CURVES. Gentlemen, she is working with an anti-badonkadonk. 7.7, Absolutely no junk in the trunk people.

Case #3



This dancer has potential, she found the badonkadonk that Case#2 was missing. Unfortunately I can only rate her a 3.4 because since it's San Antonio her face probably looks like this:



Oh yeah... The game

Bobcats win 94-89 and improve their home record to 15-4